biscuits.
Pints
Along similar lines but I can never have one cracker with cheese.
Bikes
Fererro Roche.
Biscuits crisps etc.
I once watched a woman take out half a crunchy on a train.
What the actual **** is half a crunchy.
Definitely biscuits and definitely a cracker with cheese. Pints, I reckon I can have just one, but I struggle to just have two
Fish finger
Jaffa Cakes
balls? . . . unless you're Hitler of course.
It's the half left after you've ate 5 and a half and can't face finishing the sixth.What the actual **** is half a crunchy.
bottle of wine
running shoes
bumbags
rucksacks
Fish finger
Chapeau!
Goes on GTA.
Cheeseburgers (hence the invention of the double cheeseburger).
Olives
Bikes
Shoes 😀
Glass of red wine
You know how the "king-sized" chocolate bars are now "Duo"?
You're fooling no-one, Mars.
Peanut m&ms
Helpings of chilli
Pears
It's the half left after you've ate 5 and a half and can't face finishing the sixth.
I thought they only came in packs of 4!
You can't have one trouser?
Avocado sandwiches
Siamese cats
A cymbal. Useless
Biscuits, it's either none or a packet.
Chocolate (things like Buttons or Maltesers), again, it's either none or the whole packet. Yes, that does include share bags...
Dried apricots. After banning the above from my house, I went for the healthy option. Turns out I can't be trusted with these either...
None food based:
Bike helmets. Currently on 7.
Bikes. Also, currently on 7.
Running shoes, 6 or 7 pairs, no idea really.
Strawberries
Strokes, the good kind.
Castanets.
Best wishes.
KitKat balls.
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Wheel. Oh hang on...
A cymbal. Useless
Not with a drumstick it isn't.
Edit:beaten to it by aracer..
Bia Hoi in my favourite bar in Hanoi. At 10,000 VND (about 30p) a glass it's way too easy to consume many more than "Just the one" . . . 🙂
Binners
A clapping hand.
Cadbury chocolate fingers........I'm talking packets here.
Boobs
Shoes.
Twin
A trouser.
Eastern Eurpoean twins.
Digestive biscuits.
A cymbal. Useless
Not with a drumstick it isn't.
I have seen drummers playing cymbals with their hands...
A clapping hand.
Yes you can. Clap your fingers down against your palm.
Stroke
a post poo wipe.
Pedals.
Technics turntables.
