Windscreen wipers
Condoms.
My eldest collie, Pippa. Sore eye, and what looks like cancer we found out today.
Sleeping patterns.
your heart
Wind
Boilers and dishwashers
Innertubes
A functioning erection
Internet
Heart.
Marriage. Fair few patches on mine, but now tubeless so sweet as, lower pressure and rolls so nice. Why I didn't get round to it years ago? Amazing how easy it really was. Followed a few rules and up first time. Ignored most of the ghetto crap you get on here mind...
Computer mouse - complete arse trying to use Windows without one...
handlebars
banjo cord
Karabiners
the LAW
Silence.
Followed by....
My patience.
(Car alarm incident today)
Humerus.
🙁
My back
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Washing machine, just mended after two weeks of hell. Well, not quite hell, but a bloody inconvenience. Aren't mums great, still willing to wash my undies and I'm nearly forty.
MrsBouy 😉
Thumbs
Pumps. Rode eight miles on a flat tyre yesterday after my Topeak mini-pump exploded in the middle of nowhere in the dark.
Your body.
Farts
My left pinkie!
Supply of loo roll...
Washing machine. Nightmare. Fixed it myself though!
Oooh get you! Mine was the circuit board, so couldn't be fixed with either hammer or duct tape.Washing machine. Nightmare. Fixed it myself though!
Hymens.
Credit card terminal.