MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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1.If you toast bread it reduces the calories by half.
2.If you think you are good at something,you are.
3.Watching tv for four hours at a time increases brain power.
4.After washing car it runs better.
There must be loads more,c'mon i could do with a laugh.
Deleting data makes computers faster.
See also, red bikes.
Couple of pints makes you better at darts and snooker
Pandas and badgers are, genetically speaking, cousins.
See also, anything red [s]bikes.[/s]
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Dick Emery and Idi Amin were good mates.
William (Ken Barlow) Roache is a white witch.
Eddie Izzard can legally drive a comercial hovercraft.
If I keep repeating my point you will eventually agree with me...
No I won't.
Elfin is always riyt
No no, it's things that [i]could [/i]be true.
There could be light at the end of the tunnel
John Barrowman has talent.
Of course I love you.
The economy is going to be doing much better next year.
Green Kawasakis are faster.
Women are always right
I need another bike
You'll grow into it. Was true when my Mum used to say it anyway.
self abuse makes you go blind - but what if you do it to someone else? Will they go blind or do you or?
All left-handed Muslim polar bears could break your arm. Especially the gay ones. FACT.
Your bum doesnt look big in those jeans.
self abuse makes you go blind - but what if you do it to someone else?
How do you self abuse someone else?
Genetically, paedophiles have more in common with crabs, then they do with you or me.
The bicycle was first discovered after two unicycles collided in a smelting factory.
I thought bicycles were discovered when a tricycle lost a wheel in an accident, but kept working?
Also, carrots help you see in the dark and, if you eat your spinach, you'll grow up big and strong like daddy.
carrots do help you see in the dark, beta-carotine is used by the body in the synthesis of retinal i think i remember from uni?
Genetically, paedophiles have more in common with crabs, then they do with you or me.
Noncesense.
Worse things happen at sea.
We're all in this together.
I'll only rub it round the outside a bit...
carrots do help you see in the dark, beta-carotine is used by the body in the synthesis of retinal i think i remember from uni?
You're right as far as that goes - beta-carotine turns into vitamin A, which is good for eyesight (or at least, a lack of vitamin A is bad for it IIRC). But the whole 'see in the dark' thing is an urban myth created to cover up the fact we had RADAR in WWII and could 'see in the dark'.
Our house is like Blackpool Illuminations at night...
I'll only rub it round the outside a bit...
Pfffffffttt...
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The 'Hokey Kokey' really is what its all about.
Flash the movie was filmed partly on Skye. Getting really drunk makes you irresistable to girls. Kebabs taste good.
TJ's got a point
..sorry, IGMC
All left-handed Muslim polar bears could break your arm. Especially the gay ones. FACT.
I read that as
Do polar bears go grey? If not how do you know the difference between the young tottytastic ones and the older MILF bears. if you're going on the pull with polar bears in mind, does it help if you drink a lot so when she gets up next morning and pops those false teeth back in, you're not that bothered.Especially the g[b]r[/b]ay ones.
If you put a new sticker on your bike, you'll want to ride it more.
If you go fishing, adding strawberry flavouring to your bait will catch you more fish.
If you add whiskey to your coffee, it will get rid of that cold/ sore throat.
Chuck Norris is my dad
That CRC banner that keeps cropping up is straight and my display on my notebook is wonky
George W. Bush is actually a human.
saying "ill bet i could turn you" will work
Trust me I'm a doctor.
If you're going on the pull with polar bears in mind, does it help if you drink a lot so when she gets up next morning and pops those false teeth back in, you're not that bothered.
Once she pops the teeth back in, you need to [b]RUN![/b]
Getting 14 emails a day from ambulance chasing laywers is going to make me put in a false claim for an accident that I haven't had.
William (Ken Barlow) Roache is a white witch.
He's a Druid. Which just lets him ponce around Stonehenge wearing a frock, while everyone else has to pay to get in.
After washing car it runs better.
Definitely True!!!
Those underwear ads at the side are random and have nothing to do with your surfing history
Big Al reckons dogs cant look up
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger*
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* unless it leaves you in a persistent vegetative state