Do not have half a Nandos hot chicken, then pick your nose immediately afterwards.
i'd go along with that
So would I - I don't like Nando's.
wear lycra, ever, for anything.
Or...
Q. Things not to do
A. Go to Nando's
Do not chop habaneros before removing your contact lenses.
Ditto going for a pee. Crisis.
On expenses Moly ? 😉
Do not chop habaneros before removing your contact lenses.
This.
It would probably be more comfortable removing them with hot pins.
was the nose picking extra topping for tomorrows sandwich?
Also, do not attempt to put said contact lenses back in the next morning, as the neighbours will be concerned about the screaming.
Don't drink a bottle of whisky and then swing a cast aluminium garden chair above your head whilst dancing.
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Get involved in a molgrips thread.
Oh...
Post pictures of embarrassing injuries on a STW thread - you will be pilloried for years to come. CF; oneyedwillie, badger, ...
Even got it on video 😉
Made me cringe and duck when I watched it the next day!