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They've got a frickin' lunchbox built in for the "smaller" gentleman 😆

http://www.marksandspencer.com/Bodymax-Underwear-Mens/b/366093031


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 8:23 am
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That's hilarious.

I don't see the benefit of the "frontal enhancement" though. If it gets to the point when that particular "feature" becomes evident then disappointment is surely bound to follow shortly afterwards.


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 8:28 am
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BODYMAX frontal enhancement pant

Maximise your look with our shapeware range for men. Specifically designed to visibly enhance your shape.

PMSL


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 8:29 am
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Posted : 06/10/2010 8:32 am
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[i]Oooooh Bodymax, shaped for confidence, shaped for yoooouuuu....[/i]


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 8:33 am
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OK, any ideas for clothing to enhance your riding ability...?

I'll go first... what about freeride nappies?


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 8:34 am
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Has their site been hacked?


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 9:01 am
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LMAO someone sent me the link, apparantly going to be aroung £16 - £18 a pair.

How's much does a pair of rolled up socks cost ffs.

Oh yeh and confidence enhancing? Tell that to lil nob when he's being served by some attractive student paying for them!


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 9:05 am
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Holy hell in a handbasket! Wonderbra for men. Wonderpants? Good gravy.


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 9:43 am
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Might I take the opportunity to complain about M&S pants I bought recently - with pretty much the opposite problem. It's like they were designed for an Action Man

Yes, of course, it's true that I am part dray-horse but even so the lack of material "up front" is very odd - leaves the elasticy leg bits hanging in mid-air and lets the boys out of the barracks while sitting down sometimes. Actually at least a bit uncomfy and I wouldn't dare wear 'em with shorts

<inserts Image of Alan Partridge>


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 9:53 am
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Surely that is a joke...


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:10 am
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I am predicting a rise in false advertising complaints.


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:14 am
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Not for me I'll stick to my penis enlarger!


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:25 am
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Brilliant!


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:35 am
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Jeeze.

It's all about lies, our society today, isn't it?


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 11:01 am
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Wouldn't want to put those on back to front, eh?


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 11:07 am
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What, in case you were 'Turtle-Heading'? 😯


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 11:12 am
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[i]our society today[/i]

Today? I heard about (and no doubt used) the 'rolled up sock' technique in the 70s 🙂


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 11:22 am
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DezB you are a charlatan and a fraud and I shall tell your wife.


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 11:25 am
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£1.39 and they even take care of dribles, sorted!
http://www.boots.com/en/Bodyform-10-Goodnight-Ultra-Towels_675/


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 9:43 pm
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FACT - its impossible for if my arse looked any better.

the tiny todger on the other hand.....


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:34 pm
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Might I take the opportunity to complain about M&S pants I bought recently - with pretty much the opposite problem. It's like they were designed for an Action Man

Too small for me also.

I CAN recommend something for 'the larger man'!


 
Posted : 06/10/2010 10:59 pm
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The M&S pants were designed so ordinary men could look like single speeders 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2010 8:58 am
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<<giggle>>


 
Posted : 07/10/2010 9:05 am
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That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby.


 
Posted : 07/10/2010 9:11 am