[Closed] The TJ thread...

Is this fame or infamy?

to an attention whore its all the same 😉

Is this fame or infamy?

Infamy. In a Kenneth Williams style.

I let my dog off the lead last night and it was largely under control but at one point it bit a child's face. The owner got all pissy with me (obviously not a dog person!) and hit my dog with a cricket bat. Luckily my dog was wearing a helmet, because if it hadn't been it would certainly have been killed - the helmet is split all the way through. Anyway, I put the dog in the back of my Prius and took it to an NHS hospital, where the lazy, over-paid staff made me wait for ages and then told me they don't treat dogs. Apparently, we can't have a credible second-strike submarine-based nuclear capability and an NHS that can afford to treat dogs as we are already the most heavily taxed country in the world. That strikes me as fair enough, but apparently my English taxes are subsidising lazy Scottish socialist NHS dog-hospitals at which doctors who aren't even really Scotch wear kilts. There's nothing we can do about this, because of the West Lothian Question.

big dummy - very good sir!

LMFAO - print that post out and frame it!!!!
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[i]it was largely under control but at one point it bit a child's face[/i]
Comic genius

I think it needs something about consumer rights really. 🙂

BD you left out union membership, universal legal knowledge and resposibility for 50% of all wikipedia traffic.

You have 8 minutes to write this in!

EDIT and £500 cars being death traps.

You also missed making a post for no other reason than to bestow your approval upon another forum member's advice or experiences.

Thank you for your input Shibboleth. I see you know quite a lot about these things.

Great advice BigDummy! :o)

BigDummy 😆

BD - sounds stressful - a very fast but incredibly safe blast on your BMW motorbike will cheer you up...

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I nominate BD for the comedic input of the week award 😆

Indeed bd you do have moments of genius

In fact mrnutt and bigdummy are quite similarly gifted which one did the ostriches pinwheeling out of rally cars comment?

We currently have the bike and chat fora, Shirley it's time for a "EPIC BATTLE" forum also, only for the brave?

tandem jeremy!?!? is he that cock that can't ride a bike for shit?

Well done BD, maybe something about the tories sorting out the labour sh1t as well? Guaranteed orbit.