[Closed] The South is so much better than the North of England...

Life is pretty good really

And ours will be good too.

One day.

When we get elecktrickery.

And indoor plumbing

And carriages that move without horses

Not long now....

Perhaps THM there is just a sense of humour difference between the North and the South...we have one and they don't

i guess it’s the same for the potato fries on clavicles..

We had that in Le Touquet, bloody lovely

I guess the wink was not enough for you get the humour bit and I don't think that post helped dispel the myth 😉

This time last week I was running over Loughrigg Fell in the Lakes before most people were up. Today it was very early round the Devils Punchbowl in Surrey. Hardly saw anyone else on both runs - just a few animals to enjoy the views with. I love the South and North.

Walked down the Thames on Friday and thought the views were equally gorgeous. London is even more spectacular in the evening light. We are blessed to live in such a lovely country.

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I never understand these arguments; we live in an amazing country, with a wonderfully diverse physical and cultural landscape. Every corner of this island has something amazing to offer. I think the insularity and parochialism expressed by some is quite depressing really; you might not like a particular place, but that doesn't mean others can't enjoy it. I could never imagine myself living somewhere really rural and remote, as I'm a confirmed urbanite, but I appreciate that others do, and I welcome such diversity.

"My son is from Durham. like me. He's lived in London for the past 8-10 years or so, Camden, Sydenham & now somewhere else that he's just moved to. Not his own place of course cos he's 'only' on 50K a year so can't afford anything less then a shitehole.
He's looking for jobs further North ATM, had enough of the shithole that it is."

Sounds more like your son just couldn't fit in with London life, than London being a 'shithole'. If he's failed to make a good go of things on £50k, then I'd suggest the problem isn't actually London, but within himself. Which is a bit sad really.

We are blessed to live in such a lovely country

Every corner of this island has something amazing to offer.

You've not been to Rochdale then?

Semi serious?

Having lived in both, I'd say the following, the riding is different (not 'better' just different) you can ride all day in the Chilts and not meet a soul. You could ride 30-40 miles easily whereas in the North the idea if doing that sort of mileage is laughable, the idea that the south is crowded is daft. The massive difference to me having moved north is the obvious lack of investment and infrastructure. Land is at such a premium in the south that the idea of direlect buildings is anathemas, yet are commonplace in even wealthy parts of the north.

You've not been to Rochdale then?

You could ride 30-40 miles easily whereas in the North the idea if doing that sort of mileage is laughable

Its cos we is all fat innit Junky. Its all the pies. 😀

"You've not been to Rochdale then?"

I can't say I have, actually. I'm sure it's got it's plus points though!

Its cos we is all fat innit Junky. Its all the pies.

Is that what he meant ? I thought he might have meant because we have proper mountains and it would just take too long 8)

Hey! Leave Rochdale out of this. You can go to a cafe there and get an all day breakfast with a can of Stella for less than a fiver (I won't put up a Daily Fail link) - bet you can't do that in that there London!

I'm from up here and I love The South because it's full of Southerners- keeps them down there instead of up here 8) Gertcha, git aaaaht of moiah pab, eee ain't wuuuurf it 'chelle, you ain't moiah mavva, knees ap mavva Braaaaaahn, etc... 😆

edit- Northerners having a laugh at themselves and Southerners leaping to the defense of The South? ... Methinks the Southerners doth protest too much 😉

Craft beer with organic free range meat and eggs is the only options I'm afraid

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Land is at such a premium in the south that the idea of direlect buildings is anathemas, yet are commonplace in even wealthy parts of the north.

that’s what i noticed in manchester. prime sites right next to the centre are still rubble or just hard standing for car parking.

"Gertcha, git aaaaht of moiah pab, eee ain't wuuuurf it 'chelle, you ain't moiah mavva, knees ap mavva Braaaaaahn, etc... "

You've been to Basildon then? 😉

Junky I mean the riding is just different. The hills are more rolling in the south, and you can easily do 30 miles at a pretty decent speed, but your height gain would be maybe a couple of thousand feet. Where am I am in the north I can easily do 3000ft in 10miles. Did 25 miles on Sunday and it was a tough ride, whereas 25miles in the Chilterns is a couple of hours after work .

Not better, just different

And carriages that move without horses

Wiiiiiiitch!

I still don't get what's laughable about doing 30-40 miles on a ride in the North?

Without doubt the most tired, hackneyed, parochial, stereotypical, stupid, ignorant, feeble and completely ridiculous thread subject of all time.

Yet. Again.

Who gives a sh1t.

The hills are more rolling in the south, and you can easily do 30 miles at a pretty decent speed, but your height gain would be maybe a couple of thousand feet

Surrey hills is quite.. hilly.

Hills often are hilly, odd concept I know.

Without doubt the most tired, hackneyed, parochial, stereotypical, stupid, ignorant, feeble and completely ridiculous thread subject of all time.

Yet. Again.

Who gives a sh1t?

Ooo! Oo! Ooo! I know! Sir! Sir! I Know!

Is it.....

Chippy northerners sir? Is it Sir?

By 'eck he's on to us!

Just walked the old man of coniston on Saturday and ingleborough on sunday. Scenery is very nice but I still miss the Surrey Hills and would prefer to live around there than up north.

Plus as we driving aay from ingleborough we stopped off at 3 pubs (on the same road) before we found one still serving food, and it was only about 7.30 and all the pubs had 'food served all day' signs outside - the fold up ones you can remove if you are not actually serving food anymore...

First pub looked about 1/3rd full, 2nd one about 1/2 full and the barman was standing there with a meal and bowl of chips in his hand that he was about to deliver whilst he told us there was no food.

3rd one was full and we had to wait 15 minutes for a table, staff were excellent and the food was very good, in a bit of a stark contrast to the attitudes of the other two places. In fact it was more like a pub down here in the surrey actually.

Man goes into 3 pubs and thinks only the one that still had food left is like a southern one. True story.

Just walked the old man of coniston

You should get a dog.

Plus as we driving away from ingleborough we stopped off at 3 pubs (on the same road) before we found one still serving food

Its like the third world up here, I tell you!

You ok hun?

In fact it was more like a pub down here in the surrey actually.

We moved my elderly MIL back to a care home in her own home town in Shropshire after six months staying with us here in Lancashire while she received chemo. She hates it there; she keeps saying: "I want to move back to Lancashire; they're much nicer to me there!"

Arrangements are in hand to move her back north.

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...Who gives a sh1t.

mostly, it's fun to post things like this:

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and say that it's rubbish up here, not nice at all, made even worse by the lovely, local beer and icecream.

you wouldn't like it.

Check out the eye-watering prices in the Drunken Duck TG - only a stone's throw from Coniston? More expensive than most Surrey pubs IME.

I still crave the days (70s-80s) when they served the most glorious chicken or scampi in a basket (slightly fried chicken)washed down with Theakston's XB. And all for a sensible price.

And quite a few lock-ins in those days

Not like you to cherry pick your data THM?

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Sorry did I miss something? Is this a serious thread? 😯

DEADLY!

That Whitby Drac?

Fantastic YHA there

That Whitby Drac?

No it's in the North.

there are lovely cricket grounds all over the country.
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Nice article I like this one.

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20 years in both, presenty in the inbred farmers section and whilst theres good and bad in both I wouldnt move North.

I wonder how may Northerner's go South for great biking? Cos, Southerners definitely go North.