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But I wonder if anyone else there thought 'oh, a small brown feller, that's unusual'
I might think that. It is *fairly* unusual to see people of South Asian descent in pubs, isn't it? Outside that London?*
I saw this programme once where they made up people with an alternative ethnic origin, so they could experience life from a different perspective. One middle aged white woman made a very convincing Indian lady, sari and all. However, she then went down the pub and gots lots of funny looks. It looked all wrong, then I realised it was because you'd never ever expect to see a middle aged traditionally dressed Indian woman ordering drinks at the bar...
And here is my role in the soap opera. The one who pops up to shoe-horn a token moral or informative bit into the episode and really ruin the flow...
* This could be due to me having grown up in the sticks mind.
Jeez Molly, that's pretty much the equivalent of an asteroid colliding into the STW.
What i want to know is, who writes TJ's scripts, and why do they hate him so much?? 😆
I wonder what happens next?
TJ is my troll.
I thought you were ernie's troll??? 😕
Emsz - you need to come to a Swinleysexyparty to find out!
I'm arranging one for whenever you're free?
I thought what happened at the Swinleysexyparty stayed at the Swinleysexyparty??
Rachel
Oh - and mrmichaelwright - I'm not really a fan of anything with a heel - was bullied into them for the works xmas do, that's about it!!
Ernie and Fred are a gestalt entity.
Exactly Rachel... but as an idea it's a lot like 'Hollyoaks Nights'
Does anyone have a theme tune? Perhaps guitar hero can compose the music?
I think it should be that Hovis ad with the kid pushing the bike up the steep hill....
but as an idea it's a lot like 'Hollyoaks Nights'
oo - sign me up then!!
Rachel
Theme tune.....
I miss jamie
TSY stole my tupperware
CG is lovely
Deadlydarcy is my shuggydaddy
iDave doesnt like lolcats
Emsz is "spunky", i like to imagine her as a comic book hero as i've never met her
Shibboleth would fight and die for your right to do something or other
Barnsleymitch wears knitted hiding suits
TJ doesnt know the meaning of the word flounce
Torminalis' brother does things with faeces
DezB has grey sideburns but has a good music collection
Jedi is a hero
Trout has harnessed the power of the sun
More story-lines than a tarantino film and as repetitive as the tellytubbies watching 'Memento'... its a great place to 'people watch' ... it's nearly always more surreal than working with broadmoor patients.
Does anyone have a theme tune? Perhaps guitar hero can compose the music?
You mean for the soap opera or for themselves? I have my own theme tune, one that i play when I walk into a room or arrive at destination.
i phillishuggadadda
Emsz; I really hope I jolly well have not made you feel uncomfortable or anything, I really din't mean to, and I apologise profusely if I have.
I might think that. It is *fairly* unusual to see people of South Asian descent in pubs, isn't it? Outside that London?*
Well, in my experience it certainly is. Speshly ones from Muslim families... 😳
Anyway, enough already. Oy vey.
It's good to stand out and be unique, but it's also nice to fit in and be accepted for who you are.
It's good to stand out and be unique, but it's also nice to fit in and be accepted for who you are.
And to eat your cake and still have it
It's good to stand out, but it's also good to fit in.
I'll raise a glass to that Elfin.
Ha ha Charlie! We need a baddie theme for when someones trolling. I can't decide I'm just an extra I'm not part of the main cast.
"Love Will Tear Our Arses Apart"
How about
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Rachel
Theme tune
S'ok Elfin, you're cool. I knew what you meant. *kisses*
Edit: Hate Spunky, almost as much as Boyish, or tomboy. 😉
iDave doesnt like lolcats
That's unfair, there are loads of things I don't like
That's unfair, there are loads of things I don't like
Do you like tzatziki?
Yeah, I do. I don't eat it nearly enough, but when I do, I feel at peace.
Ah hollyhocks. Missed the Wunundred. 🙁
Cheers Emsz. X.
Can someone iron me a couple of shirts please?
phil - I'm blushing. 😳 But some of your other observations are, frankly, disturbing. 😯 And, talking of Torm, BarnsleyMitch and Jamie, where are they hiding?
How are you feeling? Is that shoulder of yours on the mend? Swinley is waiting for you. 🙂
Torm was around the other day.
As for Jamie...it's a mystery. Last activity was two weeks ago. Anybody been in email contact? Did he go on a holiday? He didn't do anything that would get him banned. Was it a stealth flounce?
He's not doing Lejog is he? Seems to have become a serious roadie, perhaps he's on other forums?
Stealth flounce? I hope not!
Can I be the long lost character that comes back after years of being thought to be dead, or in Ibiza or something, with a nose job, a different accent and a baby that looks suspiciously like the husband of another character, just before the syn drums go "doof, doof, doof, dadadadada doof"?
I got about thirty posts in and then got bored thinking about it.
I'm a lesbian,I'm not defined by it but sometimes I am and I don't own any comfy shoes,a cat or owt.
Does that help at all?
Thought not.
I'll feel utterly betrayed if he's gone and done LEJOG without me!
When has this forum ever been about riding bikes anyway C_G?
I was thinking of a scene where I came out of the en-suite shower after a long session with philconsequence and TSY and opened the shower door to find Surf-Mat in the bedroom. "Hey DD, glad you're finished...I just need to use the toilet" he'd say, as I leaned against the door and tried to talk over TSY and philly giggling while they're towelling each other down.
*ever so not sharing transport with deadly*
Ooh! Ooh!
Can I be the errant scumbayg son who's always up to no good and does nothing but cause his poor doting old mum nothing but grief?
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[i]Ello ma....[/i]
Hahaha, genius Darcy!
*looks forward to that episode*
Ello ma....
In fairness, back in the days when EE was worth watching, that gravelly "Ello Ma..." was always the start of a good few weeks. Loved how they brought him in and out.
Can't see you as being that evil though Elf.
Have you seen Jamie and his magic torch?
Elfs more like Sam Mitchell.. does a crime... disappears... comes back a little bit different
😆
Very good.
😆
Always liked Nick Cotton though. He made EE worth watching.
TSY, that was pure poetry!
I'm not sure what part I would play but I insist on Tom Ward playing a love interest part... 😉
Rachel
One can only assume that Fred is getting his nasal septum reconstructed after splurging his salary on a massive coke binge with some modern day popstar (I'm guessing Aston off of JLS) and is set to return when Elfin flees after a botched attempt to rob Flashy's prize winning greyhound.
Aston off of JLS
😮 😮 😮 😮 😮
🙁 😡
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Soon to be making a guest appearance
*fap*
Bet he can't ride a bike like Sammie-Louise. 😀
TSY can't ride a bike like Sammie-Louise and nor can the guy I send out to social functions!
OK, so this social function guy, does he have a better body than that, er, dandyprat?^^
Well the social function guy has a man's body and is currently pretty ripped having recently lost a bit of weight 😉
😆
I played smurf hat from series seven through to twelve, but they killed off my character when his story lines started getting a bit tired, a thousand press ups this, 335d that, surf god blah blah. The 'other' channel wanted me but the STW producers would release me from my contract. Now I just play bit-parts like this schrickvr6 guy. I've done some stunt double work for the guy who plays Hora as well though.
Where is hora anyway? Extended stay on the naughty step or self-imposed ban from the chat forum?
(I rarely venture onto the one where people discuss bikes and stuff)
Dammit emsz i like the word spunky, its almost as hip and down the the kid as snazzy.
Phil you just got your name on the register! 😯
lol you're the one who posted an indecent image of a kid!
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Phil you know what my surname is... I'm always at the top of any register.
When can we have sexy time?
well its been less than 2 weeks since i fractured my shoulder... so i'm hoping about 2 weeks from now? my fitness level will have dropped off dramatically though and i'll be crippled by back pain before my legs give way i suspect as i cant do any stretches or exercises for my back until i can support my weight through the shoulder again 🙁
need to gently ease myself back in (thats what she said)
iMissriding
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Yeti = Mr Aardvark?
Turkish massage philly?
How have i missed this thread?!
*gets coffee and settles down to catch up whuilst yawning lots after my neighbours woke me up with their S&M antics this morning* 😯
Mr Aardvark?
Whooooo?
Ahh, yep I get it. No.
Mr Aa then?
Mr AA? You saying I've got a problem?? 🙂