[Closed] The "let's show solidarity with derek_starship post your injuries here" thread

I have an unfeasibly small cock...

I have a warped and unpleasant personality.

But at least I'm not fat... 😉

I've thought about it, and would now like to withdraw my small cock.

... from what!

I'm a chubber, but I've never seriously injured my belly, so here's a picture of a nice bruise on my hairy arse instead:

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I'm lazy, arrogant and argumentative

I've had a few knocks.. broken leg from a roadie mis hap, nasty scar on the other leg from a mis judged jump and ended up in the mother of all mud puddles, but now...

oh my eyes..

thanks graham

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Spot the gash!

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And cleaned up, nasty sliding along on glass.

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Most of my injuries tend to be broken bones tbh.

Oh, and I'm fat too. 😎

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I'm on the left, btw.

Is this helping, at all? Derek?

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do i win the prize?
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I think you'll find that on the Mitchell scale (pat pend) that that's a poorly, rather than a hurty, so no, sorry you dont.

Not only am I rakishly handsome with an enviable physique, but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

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Yikes! 😯 That was close!

Only have 'after' pictures on my computer, will try and get the before stitches look off my phone later:

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Mashing up hill on my singlespeed the crank snapped in half and my leg landed on the severed edge. 8 stitches I think.

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

You've seen me riding.

Excellent, I love the gruesome ones, makes me feel more normal. This was me five years ago.....

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This is where I get the chance to try and play RTA top trumps. Got knocked off my (motor)bike in 1999, broke three ribs, broke my pelvis in five places, and had a heart attack at the scene of the accident. I was conscious throughout, and was convinced I'd pissed myself, until I looked more closely and realised It was blood, and I'd ripped my ball bag open on the top yoke. Now that, I beieve, is what's known as a hurty. No pictures I'm afraid, but perhaps that's for the best.

I have a [url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/goognoog/2928333037/in/set-72157607304015979/ ]video [/url]of mine 🙂

I have a video of mine

That is excellent. I wish I had video

I'm bald and short

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Littlegirlbunny's video made my arms go all funny 😯

check my sexy knee!

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I have a video of mine

you sick person 🙁

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

[url= http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/lh/photo/Vk3wNMLcmI1llNhWHMlKqw?feat=directlink ]Shoulder movie[/url]

I had a 'handlebar to the chest' incident this summer and I had purple and yellow boobs for a while. (not to mention shitloads of pain)
No photos, though. Well, there are but you lot are not seeing them! 😉

sam_underhill - Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

that's amazing!

*is amazed*

😯

sam_underhill - Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

Wow! Totally wow!

I had something similar done to my shoulder a few years ago. I still remember the pain when I came out of the anaesthetic.
Now I see why it hurt!

That video is awesome, thanks for sharing 🙂

661 pads on order !

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Absolutely loving the videos. Had to stop watching LGB's after about 5 seconds, it was really putting me off my sarnies.

Here's my fairly minor arm injury, whih at the time this photo was taken was in the process of turning rather nasty. When I went back in to have the stitches out, I ended up being kept in hopital for a week while they pumped me full of antibiotics. Sadly the NHS couldn't stretch to a beardectomy too.

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Did that on Saturday... I sh*t on your minor grazes!

Oh and I'm not fat, but give it a few weeks.

Now that's a proper hurty.

Jonatahan - just as an aside, if you dont mind me saying, your knee looks a bit fat and ginger in that photo, and a bit right wing as well. Just thought I'd mention it, no offence meant and all that. Coat. Got.

Did they have to stitch it?

You're bang on! God I hate that knee - that's why I did that to it.

Did they have to stitch it?

No - just stuck it together with a row of fabric elastoplasts.

Piss taking aside, it does look pant crappingly bad - how did you do that?

jonathon - that's a damn impressive graze you got there

Small jump, unexpected strong side wind* and a slightly freakishly sharp rock I think. Wasn't that bad a crash, I worried about the brand new test jacket I was wearing (Endura, stood up very well!), then looked down expecting to see a bit of a graze and realised I could see my kneecap :-/

All sewn up under general, thank god. 22 stitches, plus some inside to repair a tendon nick. But luckily no actually serious damage, apart from the obvious!

* Shouldn't really have been that unexpected on the windiest day of the year... duh

Now if you'd have been just a stone or two heavier... (see, fat can be a positive issue!)