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then looked down expecting to see a bit of a graze and realised I could see my kneecap
I think at this point you would also see the contents of my stomach and probably bladder. 😯
God was your anaesthetist?
I take it you fell off your Marin Mr Agreeable?
Yeah. Got my SPD sandals tangled up with my map board. 🙂
Not biking related but owie....
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and after a lil bit of surgery...
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Would it be in gippingly poor taste to post a photo of J's amputated arm on here. It's not an injury as such but it is fairly impressive and (I think) really intersting?
I'm being serious - if anyone wants to see it I will, but I didn't want to just put a pic up with no warning and people opening up the thread being confronted with that... (although some of those photos so far have been SERIOUSLY icky - especially the facial ones, for some reason...)
Fracture my palate but amazingly the docs in A&E just yanked the teeth back into place and wired them up without snapping any nerves. Had some good drugs that day 😆
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Went to an emergency dentist first and will never forget the receptionist asking if I had an appointment. 😀
bad picture, and after the clean up
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But I am going bald though.
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And very ugly and sweaty
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But you can take the mickey all you want. I won't be offended.
I like that shorts_in_winter ....... you can genuinely say "[b]I've got a screw loose ![/b]" ........... well impressed 8)
Very good Ernie..... was a bit concerned when i saw that little one floating around, although my surgeon assures me it isn`t going anywhere!!!! 🙂
Arriving back at mayhem camp in the morning last year with torn ligaments, still dressed on my hospital PJs 😳
not fat or bald myself but I do have a few tubby balding friends 😆
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That hurt,quite a lot! http://www.flickr.com/photos/36301491@N08/3993252950/
For your info guys I watched my video being made. Yes I was under a local with all that drilling and hammering stuff going on. When he'd finished he just popped the dvd out of the machine and onto my lap.
It did hurt that night when the blockers wore off. Luckily a nice nurse popped a shot of morphine in me. mmmmmm morphine........
Fracture my palate
I didn't even know you could do that! Every day's a school day... (he thinks as he runs off to vomit)
chilli - what caused that????
After they put my arm back on.
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Baldy head, the chicks love it. Well mine does anway.
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i like the pain of bike inflicted injuries.....
and i am fat, old and ugly...... 8)
You're not old 🙂
Not really biking related,driving up to Chatel in French alps last summer,hit head on by Toyota Hiace pick up,two broken vertibrae and internal injuries caused by force of impact,which was nice!
chilli - bugger!
and i am fat, old and ugly......
but your cheery personality makes up for it :o)
and i am fat, old and ugly......
You're not [i]really[/i] fat. You're not [i]really[/i] old. I can't comment on the third one, cause I prefer women.
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.......... but yeah, I suppose you'd make a right ugly woman 😯
My kid brothers arm after breaking it in exactly the same place twice. When the doctor says 4 weeks before riding, he's not being a "little pussy and just covering himself", they actually mean it.
Oh... and that knee wins this thread easily, it looks like it needs polifilla not stitches!
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pics of insidey bits, you can use your imagination to make up the outside of me, i'd start by mating joe 90 with the milky bar kid
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and for reference, your chin doesn't make a very good ground anchor
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ton -
(a) jaysus! There's someone older than me on here!
(b) There's a tree growing out of your head mate!
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Obviously I point blank refuse to post pics of myself on here as fugliness is more infectious than an NHS hospital and with the scars I have I would probably be removed by social services as a 'self harmer'.......
What happens if you use your chin as a ground anchor no.II
Chin hanging off before:
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...and the hideous deformity after:
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Pah! 'Tis but a fleshwound!
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I wasn't even going that fast either!
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Showing the kids how its done at Dixons Hollow, Dalby. 2 broken ribs to acompany it, still got the hematoma 5 weeks in!
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Bruising from dislocated elbow after 10 days when the cast came off.
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samuri whats the deal with the shoes at the track? Buy one get 5 pairs free.
barnsleymitch if theres no blood then theres no sympathy and sweet tea thats was I was told when I was growing up! It was tough growing up in Bradford 😉
Samurai you are Ben Elton and i claim my £10.
morning after facebutting a set of stairs and breaking my nose, looking good.
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wow, this thread is awesome.
makes me realise how lucky i've been so far. i've not had any proper blood inducing accidents or hospital visits.
all i can offer is my crash which convinced me to buy some knee pads. my knee met with a tree stump.
couldn't walk properly for a week or more as my knee was so swollen.
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Alpin, it wasn't awesome seeing my arm bent at the elbow 60 degrees the wrong way!
The morphine was pretty good though.
tooth and knee injuries are toe curling...
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Tracey
Tracey - is that Darfield?
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these were used to re-attach my leg after a broken hip.
what was the 5p for?
scale?
slightly mashed end on one of them was due to 'having to use mole grips to get it undone' during the follow up op to take them out.
What so they used the 5p as a sort or weight/balance?