Earlier I posted this: http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/so-lent-is-nearly-over
Now I've come how to find out Mrs Kryton has done the shopping early and the Fridge/ booze shelf is full with glistening bottles of cold refreshing beer, 6 bottles of wine, a chilled bottled of Presecco, some Bombay Saphine gin and cold slimline tonics.
This is going to be the longest 48hrs ever.
Well you know what will happen to you if you're naughty.
I'd drink it.
God could've insisted you spend all your free time during Lent volunteering and donating to charity. Instead he banned you from chocolate and booze. What a thoughtful guy.
Free time? He blessed me with children to use that up.
Excellent thread title BTW.
SMASH IT!
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Excellent thread title BTW.
Thanks. I'm glad it inspired all five of you to post. *Sips tea. Trembles*
I thought it was a Red Dwarf episode. Am slightly disappointed.
That would be my distant relation Kryten.
Oh sorry, my brain is slightly fuddled by this gorgeous, lightly chilled Presecco I'm enjoying.