A couple of people in my office are required, as part of the terms of getting in Heaven, to participate in such annual religious events.
I suggested that this year, rather than giving up chocolate and crisps as pentinence, they should give up a wee bit their time to help others, even in a small way, for 40 days. I thought JC might approve.
They took on board my advice and one has given up chocolate and crisps and the other has given up just crisps. I imagine this has sufficiently ticked the box for this year.
Had a giggle to myself there, I can see St Peter getting his rubber stamp ready right now.
Don’t see the point of abstinence from something I enjoy, there’ll be plenty of time to abstain from things when I’m dead (and presumably trying to reason with St Peter about my crisp and chocolate consumption)