[Closed] The iDiet...

Where did iDavego?

Edit: I've got it, email me and I'll send it over...

http://www.theidiet.com/

Where did iDavego?

He took lots of money from forumites, and went to France to get away from the inevitable fallout.

That's the quick version; the longer one is here:

[url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/paying-for-services-then-not-getting-them-what-to-do ]Spooge[/url]

philconsequence - Member
> http://www.theidiet.com/
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Wow, so [s]"he" ripped off the name as well as his customers, sounds like more and more of a nice guy this iBloke........[/s] the stw Forum users inadvertantly coined a name for the iDave diet that coincidentally was already a registered Trade Mark - nothing to do with iDave himself and would be scurrilous to even suggest such a thing

to be fair, its only since it started getting thrown around the forum that us forum users have begun referring to it as the iDiet instead of the iDave diet... his forum udername being iDave 'n all.

never known him to call it the iDiet

Nope... he called it the iDave diet. I called it the iDiet.

I think he's in the Caymans at the minute.

Anyway I want to give the diet a go.

philconsequence - Member
to be fair...
...never known him to call it the iDiet

post edited in the name of fairness...

so is this paging, trolling or advertising?

It's not paging... I can ring him.
It's not trolling... that's against the rules.
It's definitely not advertising - that's also against the rules.

[quote=soobalias ]so is this paging, trolling or advertising?
Just ****in' tedious.

Just ****' tedious.

Like all the helmet thread 😀

You win a prize druidh.

A zero-carb biscuit?

Anyway I want to give the diet a go

I thought you were the main protagonist in the success story of this i[s]diet[/s]lifestyle choice? What with your well defined calves and made up girlfriend.

A cheese slice from Greggs and a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream actually.

Where shall I send them?

soobalias - Member
so is this paging, trolling or advertising?

foreplay

druidh - Member
A zero-carb biscuit?

How about a "zero-worth contract for coaching services" 😆

careful now, you'll all
go on the, list. :D:(

my, what a lovely. Day for
a

thread 🙂

😉

yeti was never an,
idieter
he eats too; much fruit.

yeti.....it is crap...dont bother, i have only lost nearly 4 stone. 😉

careful now, you'll all
go on the, list. :D:(

my, what a lovely. Day for
a

thread

yeti was never an,
idieter
he eats too; much fruit.

Porage is good.

I've borrowed this from another forum member...

[s]TSY[/s] alex222
I've read your posts over the last few pages, along with those from most others.
Firstly, you question the existence of my partner of 21 years.This enrages me beyond measure.
You are beyond joking around now.
Recently I wrote you a personal apology for calling you a bell end and I offered you the hand of reconciliation.
Now you spit on my offer of reconciliation...

Phil's right though I eat too much fruit, drink too much beer, eat bread, biscuits and cake most days. I'm proof that you can be lean without iDiet.

I would like to hear Yeti's experiences on the iDave diet actually.

ton have you developed a recipe for an iFishPie?

molly - why?

Now you spit on my offer of reconciliation...

actually i did a tiddle on it.

****'n tedious.

even Mtspn(tm) couldnt rescue this.

as an! Official 😉 BE Brother.
I approve
of
this*<< Thread

(he never sent me an apology for calling me a bell end, then after creating a log in specifically to try and bully us... well it will not be forgiven)

yeti's no longer has an imaginary girlfriend, he's single again.

and he still eats fruit.

for, he is
a. Bell 😉 🙁 end.

S

alex - you are beyond joking around.

Perhaps you'd like to meet up somewhere where there is no CCTV?

alex - you are beyond joking around.

Perhaps you'd like to meet up somewhere where there is no CCTV?

??

Sorry I borrowed that from another forum member too.

I don't really know what it means... but flash your headlights when you see a blue Audi coming into the lay-by.

I don't really know what it means... but flash your headlights when you see a blue Audi coming into the lay-by.

we're back on the same hymn sheet. just to confirm you are into golden shower right?

YesS, cat lover too.

😯
Blue Audi?
*shakes head*

i think you should show him how funny you really are.

molly - why?

Genuinely curious - you don't have much fat reserves, and you exercise a lot so I think you may struggle to get the carbs. But the other health benefits could improve your performance. It'd be interesting.

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like molly, i'd be interested too.

i dont think you're man enough to stick to it though.

Unlike mol and philly, I wouldn't be in the slightest.

quiet down dadly 😯

^thems my staring eyes.

Molly - If the weight I've lost the last couple of weeks is all fat I'm sub 7% now. TBH the timing of my meals does make me iCompliant... almost.

Darcy - why all the hate?

YesS, cat lover too.

finally the truth about your girlfriend is out.

Hate?

Pffff...

Apathy more like...

Mleh. well **** off and be grumpy on twitter or something. #imightbedowninbristolsoon

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you haven't answered my question
about, the
gremlin hormone. Response to
Eating 😀 carbs 🙁

Sorry, at least you got a bit of attention.

I just like threads of nonsense.
I don't want to discuss helmets, or politics or any of the other shite that people do.

I get told off for derailing threads.

And then you come on here and tell me how ****ing boring I am all the time.

Thanks a bunch, fancy meeting in a darkened car park? 😉

I get told off for derailing threads.

Doesn't stop you though.

Darkened car park. Bristol. Yeah. No CCTV. Philly can bring a handy cam though. Safe sex only.

[i]I get told off for derailing threads[/i]

a TSY thread intervention, earlier;

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i'm out.

Some idiot said something stupid

What did Darcy write?

Thanks a bunch, fancy meeting in a darkened car park?

As long s there is a serious helmet comparison session to be had I am most definitely game.

Someone pass Yetski a vacuum cleaner. He needs to suck the sand out of his fanny.

As long s there is a serious helmet comparison session to be had I am most definitely game.

Knock yourself out...

😆 @ bravissimo.

Is alex222 aware of what happens at the lay-by meets? Philly normally brings the tarpaulin but he's saying he's out (even if he got Dragons Den and The Apprentice mixed up).

Oooh... if Alex comes you and him can both be 'Angry Dragons'

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Can a premier member write the following tag, please:

'Cirque du le Jerk'.

Ninja edit there sir.

Jamie, i still need help with a sign for the space hopper race track!

Can another premier member tag: "Learn French Jimmers"

Darcy - are you suffering granula ingress of the orifice located above the chin rest?

As ever Yetski, as ever.

Do you want a hug? Shall we go for a special guys camping trip?

Yes, even Jimmers can come with his new pop up equipment.

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I am disgusted.

@Phil

Sorry mate, been up to my eyeballs in dogs, small children and other nonsense. If I cannot help, give Mrs Toast a shout, as she always knocks me into a cocked hat anyway......but message me what you're after.

In other news, I think I accidentally walked round the back of DD's house today. Pretty sure it had heated propellers.

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Baaaaaaaaaasically i need some wording for a Space Hopper race track sign.

at the moment i'm stuck on:

"Space hopper racing:

Winner stays on"

i want something amusing to write on the sign though...

already got the "no shoes, no drinks" rules on the other side of the sign i've cunningly made by painting a wallpaper pasting table in chalk board paint!

I heard that if Darcy left his wing mirrors on we'd never have winter again.

😆

Phil, is there any
particular reason you're posting in
haiku?

"Space hopper racing:

Winner stays on"

Hip-Hip-Hopper
Ride A Space Hopper

Winner Stays On....Cuz Da Loser Fell Off!...lolz!

you can't rhyme hopper
with hopper.

thats just bad rapping.

Cougar
In the rules
of
the forum... it states clearly
that one poster, must.

Take some poppers
And cum ride my Space Hoppers

you can't rhyme hopper
with hopper.

thats just bad rapping.

Darcy that reads like a search on youpawn

Watch your choppers
When you ride the Space Hoppers

Come Ride A Hopper
With Dennis Hopper
Just Come Proper
And Don't Touch His Chopper

It won't be a flopper
If you ride my space hopper