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you haven't answered my question
about, the
gremlin hormone. Response to
Eating 😀 carbs 🙁
Sorry, at least you got a bit of attention.
I just like threads of nonsense.
I don't want to discuss helmets, or politics or any of the other shite that people do.
I get told off for derailing threads.
And then you come on here and tell me how ****ing boring I am all the time.
Thanks a bunch, fancy meeting in a darkened car park? 😉
I get told off for derailing threads.
Doesn't stop you though.
Darkened car park. Bristol. Yeah. No CCTV. Philly can bring a handy cam though. Safe sex only.
[i]I get told off for derailing threads[/i]
a TSY thread intervention, earlier;
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i'm out.
Some idiot said something stupid
What did Darcy write?
Thanks a bunch, fancy meeting in a darkened car park?
As long s there is a serious helmet comparison session to be had I am most definitely game.
Someone pass Yetski a vacuum cleaner. He needs to suck the sand out of his fanny.
As long s there is a serious helmet comparison session to be had I am most definitely game.
Knock yourself out...
😆 @ bravissimo.
Is alex222 aware of what happens at the lay-by meets? Philly normally brings the tarpaulin but he's saying he's out (even if he got Dragons Den and The Apprentice mixed up).
Oooh... if Alex comes you and him can both be 'Angry Dragons'
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Can a premier member write the following tag, please:
'Cirque du le Jerk'.
Ninja edit there sir.
Jamie, i still need help with a sign for the space hopper race track!
Can another premier member tag: "Learn French Jimmers"
Darcy - are you suffering granula ingress of the orifice located above the chin rest?
As ever Yetski, as ever.
Do you want a hug? Shall we go for a special guys camping trip?
Yes, even Jimmers can come with his new pop up equipment.
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I am disgusted.
@Phil
Sorry mate, been up to my eyeballs in dogs, small children and other nonsense. If I cannot help, give Mrs Toast a shout, as she always knocks me into a cocked hat anyway......but message me what you're after.
In other news, I think I accidentally walked round the back of DD's house today. Pretty sure it had heated propellers.
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Baaaaaaaaaasically i need some wording for a Space Hopper race track sign.
at the moment i'm stuck on:
"Space hopper racing:
Winner stays on"
i want something amusing to write on the sign though...
already got the "no shoes, no drinks" rules on the other side of the sign i've cunningly made by painting a wallpaper pasting table in chalk board paint!
I heard that if Darcy left his wing mirrors on we'd never have winter again.
😆
Phil, is there any
particular reason you're posting in
haiku?
"Space hopper racing:Winner stays on"
Hip-Hip-Hopper
Ride A Space Hopper
Winner Stays On....Cuz Da Loser Fell Off!...lolz!
you can't rhyme hopper
with hopper.
thats just bad rapping.
Cougar
In the rules
of
the forum... it states clearly
that one poster, must.
Take some poppers
And cum ride my Space Hoppers
you can't rhyme hopper
with hopper.thats just bad rapping.
Darcy that reads like a search on youpawn
Watch your choppers
When you ride the Space Hoppers
Come Ride A Hopper
With Dennis Hopper
Just Come Proper
And Don't Touch His Chopper
It won't be a flopper
If you ride my space hopper
thats about the length i'm after jamie (ohh errr missus)
I rode a space hopper.
I came a cropper.
Due to an interface with dog plopper.
I feel this thread is missing a poinless graph to highlight some trivial opinion.
Here is my contribution
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if it wasn't for the imaginary womans family we'd definitely have a big cut out of some boobs and the words "ride the bouncy things"
but her family are much more boring than mine. (there's a good chance my mum might get her boobs out haha)
Alex, whilst I appreciate your photograph of the A4, it might contravene forum rules.
Alex - you might get banned for that but it does illustrate the argument perfectly.
Forget the space hoppers.
Gimme Scarlett's boppers.
Posted that before I left for home. I am now home. Apologies if any offence has been caused.
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