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and eat battered food and wear puffa jackets!!

Your right, we had one called Mrs Knott, your were ****ed if you didn't wash your hands before lunch, and the cane was supposed to be banned when I was at school.

They always gave me extra portions/seconds whenever I asked 🙂

+1 for hora always charmed them/ was nice to them (never understand why people are sh1tty to people serving you) and got seconds or a bigger serving!!

+1 for hora always charmed them/ was nice to them (never understand why people are sh1tty to people serving you) and got seconds or a bigger serving!!

I got in trouble at primary school, for making a rap up about one of our delightful dinner ladies 😆 it was a sure fire hit i tell thee.

i blacked out in the dinner queue in junior school once, woke up in a class-room lying on a desk being pampered by a couple of the sexier young teachers.

apparently as i lent over to give one of the dinner ladies my plate i went pale, ran out of the dinner hall, through 3 sets of double doors and collapsed next to a random classroom?!

i know it was because i hadnt eaten anything for 3 days and had spent the morning running up and down a field for sports day, but to this day the dinner ladies think i burnt myself or something and from that day onwards always gave me the fresh portions, double puddings etc.

😈

i miss school dinners

Agree. That was my angle as well! 😆

Phil why had you not eaten anything for 3 days?!

I dated one of the dinner ladies hairy daughters.. well.. I dunno if dated is the right word.. we kissed a few times and she let me touch her lil boobs behind the science blocks..

I don't know if it scored me any favours in the portions and puddings department though.. I was too much of a fan of the school coffee machine and a couple of crafty fags for my lunch to bother with greasy pasty and chips...

@molgrips:

family of overweight dieters... i was convinced as a kid i was fat too, went through regular periods of not eating, or eating just bread and butter for a week at a time. parents didnt notice as dad was away working, mum and sister were on diets and ate seperately from me anyway.

still have a lot of issues with body image to this day and as a result my weight gos up and down like a yoyo, but never happy.

fun fun fun!

I always thought coalmen were the hardest, never pick a fight with a coalman, sound advice.

Pub Landladies - the breweries always choose women to manage the roughest pubs

Dinner ladies at my school were ace.

I always thought coalmen were the hardest, never pick a fight with a coalman, sound advice.

Coalmen's wives are harder in Fife. I cant find a pic of one from the Kelty Coal Race, but women compete in it too.

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