[Closed] The Friday bloke thread then.

2p to whoever identifies this stud 😀

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Apologies for nipple-age

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right thats it, as a result of sfb's contribution could we please have it written into the forum rules that posting pictures of your own hairy arse gets you a banning. 😆

A tan and an exotic location (and about 8 years ago)
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me, with [u]excessive[/u] arse clenching

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5 points to whiever can guess the location.
and i'm sorry ladies, me and my clenched arse are taken.

Jesus we have to drink that water you know!

Loving this thread, not been on here for a while now, and it's great to come back and see all of this.

Keep us girls smiling

Keep us girls smiling

yes, but you're meant to smiling with joy at seeing all these handsome* and toned gents rather than collapsing on the floor in giggly hysterics 😉

*obviously for some of us to fit into that category it would rely on the ladies looking at this thread being:

a) mental
b) very desperate for male company
c) madly in love with the looks of Shane Macgowan
d) compassionate to poor deluded middle aged men who still think they "have it" by posting nice comments, safe in knowledge that they'll never actually meet them

🙂

I'm rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!
There seem way too many contributions. I reckon you've all been on a photo shoot with Gok!!!

I'm rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!

I'm not. I really don't want to know why they do it, and quite frankly I wish they wouldn't. It's unseemly.

Quite why this thread hasn't been closed or deleted, I have no idea.

And this, a [i]family[/i] forum.... 🙁

I thought topless pics were a bit OTT but all the naked ones? LOL! Good work.

Elfin - how about you start your own Thursday thread for showing off your beige, leather elbow padded cardigans?

You don't half come across as a moaning old tart at times.

If you don't like it, how about you don't read it? Yes some are naked but they are silly/daft photos, not sinister. If you have an issue, you deal with it yourself.

You need to get out more.

elfin "dealing with himself" whilst thinking about the pictures on this thread is not a mental image I need thank you very much surf-mat 😯

*wanders off to find the mind bleach*

😆 at tazzy!!!

Surf-matt...you've not been 'round long enough to "get" Elfin.

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See...Elfin does get out and about...here's a photo of him earlier today...

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But if he did ever post a naked pic it would be something like this...
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I'm rather curiuos as to why so many blokes seem prone to stripping off,and posing, bollock-naked, in the wilderness!

I would go naked most of the time if it were allowed 🙂

But if he did ever post a naked pic it would be something like this...

Well, it certainly wouldn't be anywhere near as AWESOME as you, Mat, would it? In fact, I'm amazed that any bloke on here has actually bothered to post a pic of themselves, considering your AWESOMENESS.

You've just knocked what pathetic vestige of confidence I had left, out of me, what with you being soooo tall and AWESOME, and me being so short and un-awesome. 😥 And to think, I only just got over crying myself to sleep at night (and wetting the bed) because of this...

Elfin - how about you start your own Thursday thread for showing off your beige, leather elbow padded cardigans?

You don't half come across as a moaning old tart at times.

If you don't like it, how about you don't read it? Yes some are naked but they are silly/daft photos, not sinister. If you have an issue, you deal with it yourself.

You need to get out more.

I think, in such situations as this, the term is [b]'pwned'[/b] According to the cool kids, anyway.... 8)

Curious - droning cockney moaner in "actually I'm the clever one here" mystery.

I believe it was you Elfin that said you were the perfect weight and BMI for your age with perfect blood pressure/pulse/whatever...

Cor lummee strike a light guvnor me old china apples n pears dog n bone on the old joanna...

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I believe it was you Elfin that said you were the perfect weight and BMI for your age with perfect blood pressure/pulse/whatever...

I am. Like I said, sunshine; you need any tips, me old cock-sparrer, you come to me. 😉

(Toddles off to go to a right old knees up with Chas n Dave, Babs Windsor and Dick van Dyke...)

Cor lummee strike a light guvnor me old china apples n pears dog n bone on the old joanna...

I think I can say without fear of contradiction that that makes more sense than any other post of yours ever 🙂

OMG if this thread turns into Fred vs AWESOME it could go on for days...

Nah; you're forgetting my ADHD. I'll get bored quite quickly.

Besides, I'd want a slightly better challenge than Surf-Mat, come on....

LOLs at al! 8)

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Me in Luxor Egypt.

I've seen that Buff somewhere before!

OMG if this thread turns into Fred vs AWESOME it could go on for days

i.e. a legend in his own lunchtime vs a legend in his own lunchbox...

😯

Besides, I'd want a [b]slightly better challenge[/b] than Surf-Mat, come on....

If it's a war of bleating and moaning attrition, fair enough, you've won already.

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Could be a picture of a bearded fellow putting fish onto a shelf..

Ello, Babs Windsor ear;

If you want Elfinsafety, ee sez eeze watching the football, and eel be back later, alright darlin'?

Hehehehe! Ooo, cheeky!

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the meaning of that picture is between me and the owner of the Cod right!, i can reveal though that forever more that night will be remembered as "COD NIGHT"

hungrymonkey - Blackwater Dam

Is that kinlochleven?

No it's Barbara Windsor, silly. 🙄

Two drums and a cymbal fell down a mountain - badoom tish etc.
🙂

😀

Still laughing at Jimmy - I love the way your shorts match the bed spread.

And

rOcKeTdOg - Member

Jesus we have to drink that water you know!

i was thinking it was Elan valley, Brum's water supply

Lovin' this thread. 😆

You guys have been brilliant - self-deprecation is where it's at!

PS Stop picking on Elf. 👿

if this thread makes it to friday I'll start to get my "interesting" piercings pictures out, that should scar a few people mentally (even more than my normal pictures)

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*runs off laughing maniacally*

tazzy - I am of a nervous disposition, please don't!

😆

PS Stop picking on Elf.

Don't worry CG; Surf-Mat is just jealous because I've got more hair than him.

Polite request to tazzy - FCOL start your own piercings thread. 😉

Then I'll know not to look [s]at pierced nipples and goodness knows what else[/s]!

Don't worry C_G I wouldn't inflict my semi naked bod let alone my metal work on anyone nevermind on a 'tinterweb forum.

I have no delusions of grandeur, as the outside bits of me just about serve the purpose of keeping all the wet gooey bits in.

I'm not built for show

😆

Tazzy I don't think your doing yourself justice ... there were some nicely defined tattoos in your earlier pic 🙂

I dont think surf mat would be bothered if you had more hair than him to be honest.Its easier to dry coming out the water!

Yeah, but the ladies love to run their fingers through my silken locks....

...because I'm worth it.

[i]Yeah, but the ladies love to run their fingers through my silken locks.[/i]

Only that one time when the WPC was pushing your head down when she hoiked you into the back of the transit...

Well, I do like a bit of role playing...

You can take the cuffs off now, love.

Love?

Where's she gone?

😐

🙂 with Elfin

As requested, another picture of me, semi naked, in a field.

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Well, I think it was requested, or did I just imagine that bit ?

I now have a plan - the STW Army.

MTG and Ton shall be the "muscle" and haul the heavy stuff around.
Me, Sharki and GuitarHero shall be the scouts - running ahead to check the road is clear.
Jimmy will be our air recce division.
Tazzy can climn walls and stuff.
TSY and BA Nana can infiltrate the enemy using charm and ahem good looks.
And elfin will be our secret weapon/mascot - using the thermonuclear fission bomb of pedantry and attrition to bore the enemy to death 😉

I reckon it could be unbeatable.

I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors.

wouldn't the enemy just need to ask the 'STW Army' a question about children/diet/immigration - and then take advantage of the ensuing discord?

idave - it could be a counter weapon. Enemy is then bored into a stupor and then the STW Army takes over. If anyone wants to volunteer themselves for a role, do shout. idave - PTI instructor?

I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors

I find it disappointing how few normal people who like taking pictures of themselves semi naked outdoors post on STW.

I think the lack of pics of semi/fully naked [b]female[/b] STWers is a crying shame...

I don't

Gayer

[b]burnley[/b] posted a pic of her arse with a tattoo 🙂

And you still have it Simon, even if you can't remember her proper name is Bumley

I do find it fascinating how many seemingly normal stwers take pics of themselves naked or near naked outdoors.

Agreed but I am definitely not complaining! In fact I would positively encourage [b]ALL[/b] the STW guys to join in the fun. 😉

I think the lack of pics of semi/fully naked female STWers is a crying shame...

Well, dare I suggest that the STW blokes consider themselves lucky enough when us gorgeous girlies grace a ride with our presence. 😀

And you still have it Simon, even if you can't remember her proper name is Bumley

I [b]did[/b] remember, but I wasn't sure I wasn't kidding myself and used her proper surname instead as 'rn' looks very similar to 'm'. And yes, I must have the pic somewhere 🙂

the pic is on her facebook page Simon, along with a few others

A scout? You want us to take the first hit, take one for the team...

War face pics then are needed...

I was looking at this thread on the train, the lady next to me said MTG looked 'fit like a wrestler' I would have got her number for you but her body odour was quite vile and the way she devoured her bacon roll with rind hanging down her chin and a ketchup moustache was quite unattractive.

Sharki - hmm, I only have "war pics" in print, not digi. Might have to do a reconstruction...

Good scouts don't get seen...

with rind hanging down her chin and a ketchup moustache was quite unattractive.

don't you just hate food snobs ?

Thanks for thinking of me catflees. You made the right decision.

Ok, decrete pics then...Hmmm! haven't too many on this puter. I've rummage on FB for scout like.

I managed hiding for quite a while this summer, so up for the job.

STW babes strip off:

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The blondes mine... I'm a sucker for a blonde... Love the dog smelling another dog in the background too

What if she's not a natural blonde?
When you find the truth, you'll certainly not be in the best position to bail out.

Come to think of it you'll definitely be having to do some bailing out.

Tazzy can climn walls and stuff.

erm.... can I just clarify that "stuff" does not involve anything to with SFB's picture of the swampdonkeymoosepigs in bikinis?

If it does I'm afraid I'm escaping the planned STW army to become a conscientious objector.

or is that pic actually Ton and MTG in a cunning "mission impossible" style disguise

First dibs on the ginger waif.

SFB if you think that pic is gonna get us to post some proper pics you got another think coming 🙂

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tazzymtb - A male friend came on a skiing holiday with us. On a warm day at the end of the season he took off his top to reveal his pierced nipple. He then attached his lift pass to the ring on the nipple.
Later when we were having a cafe stop, he told me that he'd pierced it himself with an industrial staple gun at work, however on the first go he managed to staple his nipple onto the desk. This ended up as a trip to A&E. Eeeek.