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Npower have taken 3 months to give me a refund. Whinged about it on Twitter and the money was back in my account in 3 days.

A B&Q bog seat fell apart. I suggested on Twitter that the buyer who selected this product should be fed to a leopard and B&Q sent me a voucher for a new bog seat.

Asked if there was anyone in Bury that stocked VPud vegetarian black puddings*. The manufacturer got back to me with the details of a stall on the market.

Went to Kirkby Lonsdale and bought a load of bottles of Singletrack beer. Got home to find a message from the brewery hoping that I enjoy them.

Mention TESCO in any tweet, either positive or negative, and their cyber-nazis are all over you like a sinister red and blue striped rash.

Twitter is awesome and dangerous. Never ever slag off your boss or post a picture of yourself with your, or somebody else’s, willie out.

*Try one. They are awesome. All the flavour of a black pudding without all of the retinas and pig bottom parts.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:00 am
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retinas and pig bottom parts.
You forgot the lips and hooves.

Seriously though, yes twitter is stunning for motivating customer service people. I was once in one of the inevitable Milan Malpensa delays, queuing at the Lufthansa check-in. We got told repeatedly to come back in 20 minutes with no explanation as to why. This went on for an hour and a half. Within about 5 minutes of a tweet from me I had a reply, announcements were made (incoming aircraft not taken off yet) and check-in was completed. The plane was still delayed, but at least it got us some sort of reaction and information.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:19 am
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Is eating retinas such a bad thing? I'd have no problems eating a retina.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:22 am
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I've been berating Shimano on instagram about the crapness of Zee mechs. No biting so far. I might start a twitter account and attack from there.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:22 am
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It is bloody brilliant for this. I've had very positive responses from Kwik-Fit, Chiltern Railways and Virgin Media amongst others. Also had very amusing responses from Cross Country trains when I called into question their quality of service.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:28 am
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I got ignored by Hants police when I put a video up of one of their fine officers almost running me down on my bicycle.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 10:35 am
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I work in Social Media and manage Twitter & Facebook for a major FTSE 100 company and you're right, it's great for getting things resolved quickly.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 11:28 am
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Shame that customer service depts can't sort it out without the need for a rant on Twitter though eh? Or maybe just get it right in the first place.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 11:33 am
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I moaned on eastons facebook page about the lack of availability of spare parts, they publicly promised to sort it out, but they didn't.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 11:53 am
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I tried with Yodel last week, got no response and still waiting for a delivery.


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 12:04 pm
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Wonder if you could use twitter to kick politicians and other crooks into shape?

*innocent face*


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 12:04 pm
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Is it because the people who are meant to be dealing with complaints are all skiving off on social media, so when they see a tweet about something they're meant to be dealing with they have to act quicker as it's in the public domain and they're on a quicker route to asskickedness than if the complaints were hidden in their call stats?


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 12:56 pm
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Is eating retinas such a bad thing? I'd have no problems eating a retina.

'Nose to tail' is the new 'lips and arseholes'

{edit - I think I might have just written the tag line for the sequel of Human Centipede}


 
Posted : 08/12/2014 12:59 pm