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The world needs fewer streetlights
Wind is created by trees waving their branches about.
I get the feeling I'm the only one who's thought of this:If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.
Yep, my mate has 2 for the reasons you mention.
A poo tin is what I keep in the garden for when my son brings his dog around.
Other people think he's somebody who wants to annexe Crimea.
Oh, and yes I also think fools and horses is a very unfunny documentary about poor stupid people.
Wind is created by trees waving their branches about.
How much electricity does it take to keep those wind farms spinning round?
[quoteIf you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.
I know an orthodox Jewish family who have 3.
Sound engineers are crap/can't hear as vocals are always drowned out by the instruments at live gigs.
I know an orthodox Jewish family who have 3.
All that stacked up washing up from their "Sunday" dinner as they won't be using any electrical appliances after they've scoffed their roast crackling joint on the Sabbath.
See, I know all about Jews, me. 😀
The Star Wars films are the most overrated films of all time.
The Beatles are a bit shit, really
Agreed
What's this "are"? They split up in 19bleedin70! 44 years ago!
Well you'd never bloody know would you?! It's as if nothing decent's ever happened since the way they're consistently banged-on about.
Bruce Forsyth is scary
Agree most vehemently. He proper weirds me out. More than Savile ever did. If he doesn't turn out to be some kind of MegaNonceLizardEmperor I'll eat my shoes.
Nissan Jukes are lovely cars
Lorries and large vans should only be allowed on the roads motorways between 7pm and 6am
Oasis are the worst band of all time
Mrs Toast re John Bush you are very correct and so fail on this thread 😉
After Clifford ,Cowell is next on the list.
That the uk right now is actually a really good place to live. It's not perfect but it has a hell of a lot going for it and there are very few other places I would want to live.
Mrs Toast re John Bush you are very correct and so fail on this thread
Yay! At least I'm not alone in being right! 😀
CaptJon - Member
The Star Wars films are the most overrated films of all time.
Sorry but I agree with you there. They seemed amazing when I was a kid but don't really stand up to repeat viewings as an adult.
There are all sorts of drugs available and legalising and taxing them could be a significant source of income for the government.
However, if they legalised heroin, most users would end up dead before they had paid enough tax to cover their hospital treatment.
If they legalised cannabis, most users would only use it occasionally.
What's needed is a drug that is addictive, so that people will keep using it frequently despite the inflated price caused by taxation, and causes long term health effects, so that they will hopefully die before they are old enough to claim their state pension.
The only two drugs that fit this description are alcohol and tobacco and, by a remarkable coincidence, they are also the only two drugs that the government has legalised.
Oh yes, the Only Fools And Horses thing.
I've never got it either. It's just not funny.
It's just not funny.
But posting on the wrong thread is, I'm sure you'll agree.
Any bloke who wears foo foo spray is a bit suspect.
If I step on the cracks on my walk to work then bad things will happen.
It's worth thinking through a strategy for the zombie apocolypse, just in case.
Oooh, ooh, I've got one.
I don't like beards. Right, I think on some men they look very, very cool indeed. but seeing those men having sex with someone would freak me out beyond belief.
My own personal belief is that any man adopting the new fashion for a beard, goes home alone all the time.
I personally believe that this is also the case with ladies. I think most ladies like the look of beards...but don't want to touch them.
Now, there's a contraversy.
So you see men with beards and admire them and then immediately think about them having sex?
I'm no psychologist but...
yes.
Samuri.
I think your "problem" may require more than one session on the shrink's couch. And that's not a euphamisim.
Actually, the Beards & Axes blog and the Beta Male magazine may well be up your street. 😉
Samuri
What if the beardie had a tattoo and rode a motorbike ?
I don't find Kylie Minogue remotely attractive
I genuinely believe that beer is the basis of civilisation.
The earliest known site of human settlement is in Mesopotamia. Prior to that we were all nomadic hunter gatherers. I believe that because of all the wheat growing there an early home brewer produced a rudimentary beer (no, not root beer). When it came time to move on, they found it was impossible to brew on the move, so somebody had to stay and cultivate the wheat, supervise the bottling plant and polish the horse brasses.
The rest, as they say, is prehistory.
Anthrax were better with John Bush than with Joey Belladonna.
Sorry, I agree. In fact, I think anyone with half a brain would too!
Rock, paper, scissors also has bomb which only the scissors can cut the fuse on
If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two
Me too ( and a couple of members of my family and a bunch of people in New Zealand that make/use [url= http://www.fisherpaykel.com/nz/kitchen/dishwashing/ ]Fisher Paykel Dishwashers[/url] )
The Stone Roses are one of the worst bands of all time
I like the smell of chlorine in swimming pools.
Yes I know why it smells like that, but I still like the smell.
Fireworks should only be sold to professional fireworks display teams with proper qualifications.
Selling explosives to the general public? How is that ever legal?
David Attenborough is rubbish at nature documentaries.
BoardinBob - Member
I don't find Kylie Minogue remotely attractive
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Cheddars dunked in tea are awesome...
Fireworks should only be sold to professional fireworks display teams with proper qualifications.
Selling explosives to the general public? How is that ever legal?
Agree. It's cost me a fortune in house repairs around 5th November and New Years as our dog properly freaks out when she hears fireworks. No problem you'd think, just stay in those two nights and look after her. We do, and those two nights are fine. The problem is there's always some idiot within earshot who decides to have a big private display on some other night within a two week window around that time, while we are out at the supermarket, or out for dinner and we come home to find that we no longer have carpet in our downstairs hall.
I fully believe in my own proposal to suspend huge static electro-magnetic coils in space above the earth that would generate enough power to supply us infinitely .............forever and ever ! Amen!!
For the naysayers the power would be transmitted via commutator rings at each pole !!!
I agree with the fireworks restrictions, don't see the point in small displays as nowhere near as good as public ones and would stop a few injuries. Also stop those kids who let them off in the streets, when I was in London went out to tell some to stop as the neighbours weren't happy then had to make sure they didn't see which house I lived in....