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IQ (Intelligence Quotient)tests measure intelligence, with 100 being the theoretical average.
A similar FQ (Fitness Quotient) test should be devised, something along the lines of the army's Basic Fitness Test.
All children, on leaving school, should take both tests.
Anyone who fails to achieve a total score on both tests of 200 should be sent to an extermination camp.
Society doesn't need fat stupid people.
So everyone should be above average?
Where's that STW high horse picture when you need it?!
So everyone should be above average?
Are you suggesting MidlandTrailquestsGraham made a stupid comment ?
So everyone should be above average?
Hmmm, now you mention it, the population would half every year wouldn't it.
This idea may need some revision.
Gladiator is an awful film
Russell Crowe is an appalling actor
Independence Day is a well scripted and well put together movie.
On that subject; Pulp Fiction is 'alright'.
You can't really be struggling to find someone who agrees with that, can you?!Russell Crowe is an appalling actor
You can't really be struggling to find someone who agrees with that, can you?!
I obviously move in the wrong circles
rogerthecat - Member
"A steel, single speed, rigid bike is all you really need, if you are being completely honest."
Everyone knows this but would never admit it. What if their partners found out.
I obviously move in the wrong circles
I was gonna say that, but I can't now you have. 🙁
[i]The Beatles are a bit shit, really[/i]
What's this "are"? They split up in 19bleedin70! 44 years ago!
Rugby is shite
Live music is also shite.
As is most 'guitar' music
Star Wars Attack of the Clones is the best one out of all 6
Time spent on STW is time well-spent
Prisoners should be made to earn their keep by building mountain bike trails.
Tuna or corned beef should never be heated.
Anyone with a hot rod or a trike is a peadophile.
If Be Here Now was 15 minutes shorter it would be Oasis's best album.
I will succeed in this pursuit of happiness.
[i]Live music is also shite.
As is most 'guitar' music[/i]
Generalisation is utterly shite.
(Actually, I think most people of reasonable thought would agree, so that probably doesn't count.)
Live music is also shite.
I feel sorry for you 🙁
Origin of life research is a bit boring and will not yield any profound insights.
If System of a Down had merged mesmerise and hypnotise into one album, and told Daron to shut up and let Serj sing, the results would have been amazing.
The fluffy seed heads of Bog cotton or cottonsedge fall off the plant and hatch into baby rabbits.
People who work in supermarket filling stations should not be allowed to talk to each other. They should sit isolated in cubicles so I don't have to wait for them to press the button to start filling while they chat to their colleagues.
Diesel will become too expensive to use in a car within 5-10 years.
Irish Dancing is just a combination of running on the spot and the ministry of silly walks.
MidlandTrailquestsGraham - MemberCompulsory sterilisation at puberty should be introduced, with the reversal operation only available to people who have passed the same tests that people wishing to adopt have to pass now.
Contraceptives in spaghetti hoops would do a good enough job cheaper. 😈
ernie_lynch - MemberAre you suggesting MidlandTrailquestsGraham made a stupid comment?
We all know that it was due to our varied diet that we became so clever, and it has been brave of Graham to prove that you can reverse the process.
Now why don't you lie down Graham? You look tired.
[[i]strokes Graham's hair[/i]]
Everything is going to be alright.
BANG!
😆
Oasis are not the greatest band of their generation.
The Smiths are over rated tosh and Johny Marr is at best average.
Live music is also shite.As is most 'guitar' music
Generalisation is utterly shite.
(Actually, I think most people of reasonable thought would agree, so that probably doesn't count.)
Live music is also shite.I feel sorry for you
So I have fulfilled the criteria of the OP's question then, no?
I do find live music utterly tedious. I enjoy clubs, not watching bands. Unless you'd class a Dj and MC as live music.
I get the feeling I'm the only one who's thought of this:
If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.
That way you needn't put the clean plates and things back into the cupboards and just take them out of the dishwasher as needed whilst loading the second with the dirty dishes. As dishwashers hold so much you won't miss one less cupboard and when one breaks you have will still have one that works. And if you have a big party you have double the washing capacity.
mudshark - Member
If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two
That is a great idea!
Anthrax were better with John Bush than with Joey Belladonna.
Final Fantasy IX was the worst in the series.
Halo is massively overrated.
My job is waste of my time!
The Crash Test Dummies were quite good.
MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member
IQ (Intelligence Quotient)tests measure intelligence, with 100 being the theoretical average.
A similar FQ (Fitness Quotient) test should be devised, something along the lines of the army's Basic Fitness Test.All children, on leaving school, should take both tests.
Anyone who fails to achieve a total score on both tests of 200 should be sent to an extermination camp.
Society doesn't need fat stupid people.POSTED 7 HOURS AGO #
bails - Member
So everyone should be above average?
Not necessarily so - could be unfit and brainy or fit and not brainy or just average on both. But unfit and dim would be ruled out.
The entire Universe and everything in it is a contruct of my imagination, in a Vanilla Sky / Matrix type test.
Only fools and horses is bollox.
80s soul music has some stuff still worth exploring
This
most 'guitar' music
And this
MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member
Compulsory sterilisation at puberty should be introduced, with the reversal operation only available to people who have passed the same tests that people wishing to adopt have to pass now.
Garry_Lager - Member
If System of a Down had merged mesmerise and hypnotise into one album, and told Daron to shut up and let Serj sing, the results would have been amazing.
If Daron is the nasal/whiney singer and Serj is the melodramatic one then you could be onto something there!
loddrik - Member
Re nationalise everything.
Liverpool isn't jammed to the gills with the loony left just waiting for their chance to take control and flog everything in secret to the Russians.. 😉
Unless we've already done that of course..
Serj is the epicodramatic one. He's also a nice bloke, because he lets his mate Daron sing some appalling sixth form poetry, instead of telling him to do one.If Daron is the nasal/whiney singer and Serj is the melodramatic one then you could be onto something there!
MAN are on of the best bands to come out of the UK and Wales.
From what I've seen, they're very popular with truckers - I keep seeing MAN badges on lorries.