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Oh dear 😐 What part of his body is that ?

Looks like a Teeshirt sleeve and the waistband of Jeans 😐

Oh God that is awful! enough of a reason never to be stamped, not my cup of tea at all. All horrid, certainly never got the point of having somethign written in a foreign language ..

Every tattoo gives me teh LOLz

Hated or hatted?

There was a woman on the news who got one because she loved the Olympic torch so much. Trouble is they spelt Olympic wrong and it took her husband to point it out to her !

I thought you'd tattood LOL on yourself there Al.

Disappointed

So far today, amongst other such horrors, seen a woman with paw prints on her cleavage, a woman in her early 40's with Taz on her left bingo wing, and copious amounts of things done so badly they were probably done with a compass/razor blade and a bottle of Indian ink!

Some tattoos can be really good, but there's way too many people with no taste in this world and some horrific tattoos.

Munqe-chick - Member
Oh God that is awful! enough of a reason never to be stamped, not my cup of tea at all. All horrid, certainly never got the point of having somethign written in a foreign language ..

Why is his arm in his trousers?

Whenever I see someone with a Chinese character tattoo, I wish I could read them to see that they [i]really[/i] say. Such as.....

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This is an EPIC tattoo fail.

The meaning?

Terrible diarrhoea.

Surely it's on his calf and that's the bottom of his knickerbockers...

I have tattoos, and I'm sure people may wonder why I got them, but it's my skin. Just the same as wondering why someone dresses in a certain way or lives a certain lifestyle. Each to their own IMO.

However, misspelled words, incorrect quotes and badly drawn pictures of famous stuff are fair game. 😈

Every time I see a tattoo I think of a guy who had a ninja turtle covering his back when they were really popular.
How much of a dick must he feel now?

How much of a dick must he feel now

surely that depends on his sexual preference rather than tattoo?

i knew a guy who 20 yrs ago got tweetie pie on his fore arm, daffy duck on the other and sylvester the cat further up, i would love to know if he still has them or covered up, none of us could believe he got them done, 17 years old at the time, crazy............

LOL @ Tazzy.

I've been chuckling about this tattoo all day... c'mon Al, what was his inspriation?

Every time I see a tattoo I think of a guy who had a ninja turtle covering his back when they were really popular.
How much of a dick must he feel now?

Weren't they "really popular" in the primary school age range ?

Unless he was 11 years old when he had it done, he was as much of a dick then, as he is now.

Was chuckling today at an old chap (sixties-ish) I spotted with a badly inked forearm tattoo that read 'PURE SEX', Tat was badly faded and stretched but I'm betting was never exactly high quality, the old fella certainly wasn't living up to his advertising

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No disrespect. But why do that to yourself ?

Darth Vader looks like its covering a scar ?

(I'd rather have a scar though 😐 )

There was a woman on the news who got one because she loved the Olympic torch so much. Trouble is they spelt Olympic wrong and it took her husband to point it out to her !

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won't post my ink work here, but suffice to say by the time the new piece is finished it will have cost pretty much the same as my jones frame (steel not Ti, that would be daft 😉 )

Seen a few people recently with tattoos in a line down their face, like a helmet strap, or a Wiggo sideburn. What's that all about? However much you like tattoos, how can you imagine it's a good idea to tattoo your face?

Saw a guy at the gym recently who seemed to have his back covered in Chinese characters, but closer inspection revealed it to say WHAT THE **** ARE YOU LOOKING AT. Umm ... do you want to have a poor joke on your skin for ever?

surely if that's his lower leg he could have pulled his trouser leg up. or do you have a "special" friendship?

haters gonna hate

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Garry fisher lost the beard?

No disrespect. But why do that to yourself ?

I was surprised to hear at a recent Mental Health First Aid course that it comes under 'self-harm'.

Garry fisher lost the beard?

No, the scary bloke's my dentist

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Darth Vader looks like its covering a scar ?

(I'd rather have a scar though )

Yeah, facial scars make you like a warry 'ard nutter - especially the slash wound variety.

Facial tattoos just make you look like a chav

There's nothing like a good tattoo thread to flush out the dicks.

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each to their own on tats but "generally look awesome"? generally look like they're wearing their wives' floral tops more like 🙂

I've seen some lame stuff in my life, but the STW tattoo is the lamest. What was he thinking.

I've seen some lame stuff in my life, but the STW tattoo is the lamest. What was he thinking.

So you don't follow Suicide Girls on Fb or Twitter then?

You probably want to follow them on instagram...

The Southern Yeti - Member
LOL @ Tazzy.

I've been chuckling about this tattoo all day... c'mon Al, what was his inspriation?

His cat, like I said, he thought it'd be a laugh.

It's on the front of his thigh (he has a really odd build, huge arms and hands, chicken leg thighs.)

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Whenever I see someone with a Chinese character tattoo, I wish I could read them to see that they really say

My mate had a Chinese character tat when we were both still competing. It was meant to be something about winning and achieving - what it actually says is "Always comes first" which as he was a single lad at the time and looking for a lady I thought was a great advert for his prowess in the sack!

You probably want to follow them on instagram...

You're right, I do.

Suicide girls are very 8)

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I have a couple of tattoos on my bum which are very worthy of a place in this thread..
one was done in my sitting room to commemorate my local pub shutting down, after we had drunk the surplus stock of alcopops that were left over after the closing party..
the other was done by a rather unethical Newquay tattooist with a cruel sense of humour..

I'll get Mrs yunki to take a few snaps later..

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I don't BELIEVE it

not sure if I'm looking forward to seeing Yunki's bum ot not...

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What's worse is she actually looks like she might be quite attractive as well... World's worst Tat? Certainly she could have chosen a million better tattoos than that!

Is that a turd on her back? 😯 is it? Is it?... 😯

Re mboy's pic....

No really, darling. Missionary really is my favourite position. I know, I know, we always do it, and you're always on your back while we do, but I just like to see you from the front, I just like looking at your face........

I know what it looks like, but what is it supposed to be?

That's one shit tattoo... personally reckon it's some sort of temporary one though.

Who cares about tats. I have none and I aint pretty naked from the waist up.

Its your body. No deposit to return.

@ mboy
i believe she thought it was something else, it was done by her tattoo artist boyfriend who had found out she was cheating on him so he did this to her.
apparently she tried to sue him for $100k because of it.
was in the papers about 6 months or so ago.
EDIT: maybe.

I hope she cut his cock off. Dickhead.

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Ah I hope she glued it back on.

Up his ass.

ernie, the quality of your webcam is top drawer. What make is it ?

ernie, the quality of your webcam is top drawer. What make is it ?

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[i]I've seen some lame stuff in my life, but the STW tattoo is the lamest. What was he thinking.[/i]

Here's my wild flailing stab in the dark on this one.

Singletrack has been a massive part of his life from the beginning, he is utterly committed to the magazine and throws his whole life and soul into it.

That's just a guess mind but I reckon I'm onto something. You're welcome to argue.

Singletrack has been a massive part of his life from the beginning, he is utterly committed to the magazine and throws his whole life and soul into it.

Or Chipps did it to him when he was drunk?

Personally, given who it's on I think it's a good tattoo, if it was one of the rest of us... we'd deserve to be put down.

Abit like a familiar of a Vampire on Blade?

This joke always springs to mind when people mention tattoos,

Bloke goes to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back, half way through he says "dont forget the big tomahawk in his hands", tattooist says "give me a chance mate ive only just finished his bloody turban"!!!

Always picture a big hairy biker with this on his back absolutely devastated!!!

Very Poor.

Used to be someone who drank in the intrepid fox with f..k off tattooed on his forehead.

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Saw a couple of individual's with "M.U.F.C" tattooed on their necks today...

Clearly these two were very committed to staying on benefits for the rest of their lives!

Just found the story on the girl with the tattoo I posted to above... Was anything conclusive in the end then does anyone know? And was it all actually real, cos the photo quality is pretty poor, does somewhat sound like a bit of a hoax to be honest.

lol can't believe someone put Bob Marley's name under a picture of Phil Lynott

my own personal contribution..

The 'barrel' was tattooed by an associate with a cheap Chinese internet tattoo kit, to commemorate the closing of our favourite pub.. all people assembled in my front room that afternoon (about 10 of us) were due to get the same tattoo but I went first and am the only person with this skilfully executed artistic momento..

the other vaguely pink image was intended as a rendition of the word 'foxy' with a foxes tail as a flourish.. Foxy being my nickname on a lads weekend in Newquay.. a sordid affair in a desrted town, 4 very drunk, drugged and deluded young men wandering around depressed, occasionally throwing raw meat at women.. a tattoo seemed like the best way to end the weekend..

Why the tattooist decided to shakily brand me with the word 'Fuky' instead is something that only he knows.. maybe it was the smell of my unwashed body or the maniacal s****ing and endless stream of in jokes and gibberish that my friends and I couldn't prevent ourselves from muttering constantly like feral adolescents..

glorious memories permanently etched on my skin for all time

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CaptainFlashheart - Member

This is an EPIC tattoo fail.

The meaning?

Terrible diarrhoea.

My Chinese wife struggled with that as the characters are traditional and not used these days. She thought something like 'mad bird'!

Online translation says the last character is diarrhoea.

Wasn't sure about the first though.

Used to be someone who drank in the intrepid fox with f..k off tattooed on his forehead.

i worked with a fella who had tattooed "skins" on his forehead whilst inside, ewxcept he did it in a mirrror so it read "ZKINS" (can't do a proper back-to-front "S").

I worked with a guy a good few years ago, he had a "Leeds" Tatt done while in prison by his mate.

Sadly his mate wasn't the best pupil at school and tattooed [b] LEED'S UNITED[/b] on his Neck.

It was a minor error, but it never failed to make me smile.

From Pinkbike:
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I've seen this one elsewhere, but it looks really bad:
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And of course there's a whole [url= http://tattoofailure.com/ ]website[/url] of poorly done tattoos (Some NSFW)

A mate of mine did his own nickname in india ink on his arm whilst looking in a mirror. So instead of 'Pow' he wrote 'Wop'...later covered by a big Celtic band iirc

Oh and that Newcastle United fan who got a massive Andy Cole tat, the day before he signed for Man U deserves a mention!

lol can't believe someone put Bob Marley's name under a picture of Phil Lynott

Not everyone needs teh smiley...