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I'm going roller skating tonight. There will be females there to impress, and I've never done it befoe!

Who's got some do's and dont's?


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:12 am
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I think your best bet is to look like bambi on ice, full over, get a graze, play the sympathy card.


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:14 am
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You know the hardest thing about roller skating?

...having to tell your parents you're gay!

Don't forget your knee pads


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:16 am
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Do - wear day-glo ankle warmers.


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:21 am
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knees slightly bent, hands in front, bit like skiing ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:23 am
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Don't forget your knee pads

and your helmet because your going through the headboard tonight!


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:25 am
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But unless your in Bauers with your tongues clipped down with neon plastic clips I wouldn't even turn up ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 9:51 am
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welcome to the 1970s


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:10 am
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Don't lean backwards, unless you're a big fan of concussion.


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:16 am
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If you cant stop, aim for a lady :wink:.


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:20 am
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hmmm...enjoy falling over ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:21 am
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If you cant stop, aim for a lady :wink:.

Best advice yet!


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:29 am
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This'll warm you up.

[url= http://www.spike.com/video/austin-powers-in/2448021 ]http://www.spike.com/video/austin-powers-in/2448021[/url]


 
Posted : 26/07/2010 10:58 am