MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
LMFAO. Nice one!
A guy got a new car radio so he only had to say the type of music and it would come on. So one day, he decided to try it out. He said "Jazz" and jazz came on.
Then after a while, he got sick of that and said "Hip-Hop" and Hip-Hop came on.
He went to the shops and saw 3 kids kicking the sith out of a phone box. He said angrily, "****ing kids!" and Michael Jackson came on.