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Load in on internerd dating this week!

It seems that women all over the country are looking for new men for the new year. I can't be in two places at once so I'll let you all in on the fun. 8)

TSY (on dates every night from tomorrow through 'til next Tuesday)


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:20 pm
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😆 at His Awesomeness.

Good luck and hope you can last the pace. 🙂


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:22 pm
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I only bought a PowerBand at the weekend an' all 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:24 pm
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take a helmet cam... 😆


 
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I only bought a PowerBand at the weekend an' all

I didn't know they made them that small?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:26 pm
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Sounds like you will be needing the powerband alright, if you double or triple it will that do the trick?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:26 pm
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Be warned. Some potenitial dates could just be me in a dress.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:32 pm
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4 dates in one day or you're a loser


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:32 pm
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catflees - I'm fussy, but not that fussy. Can you do Sunday lunchtime?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:34 pm
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TSY, yes I noticed this phenomenon as well 😯


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:38 pm
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I didn't realise there was a STW dating site....


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:42 pm
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Wouldn't it be a shame if someone tried to trick you about their sexuality TSY? 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:45 pm
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😆 Ho Hum (congrats on the new job BTW), yeah I've decided against playing that game on those sites!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:47 pm
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Busy Sunday sorry, I'm meeting a hairy southern mountain biker.

EDIT: he does not know it yet, nor may be expecting it.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:49 pm
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Thank you TSY 🙂

Hope you had a great Christmas and happy new year mate!

I am just going through the pre-employment checks at the moment including the pre-employment health questionnaire which I thought they weren't allowed to send out any more.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:51 pm
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TSY - can I broach a delicate matter? Your, er, bad habit that you stopped then restarted ... has it been put to bed for good?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:58 pm
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oo - err - what "bad habit"???

Rachel


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:59 pm
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Cheers Ho Hum, I did ta!
Might have fallen foul of the smoking trap, but as I'm a 'non-smoker' as far as the dating world is concerned, I quit again yesterday...
Hope you had a good one too!

Edit - C_G there's the answer^

Looking at a nice ti hardtail as a reward then possibly a mojo hd for the TP.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 3:59 pm
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Quit yesterday? Well, very good to have a target as in TP and for a Mojo, you will definitely need to have saved those pennies!

What Ti are you looking at then?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:16 pm
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Yep, only had one bit of nicotine gum today and I don't want to punch anyone, yet.

Well, a Ti456 is leading the way at the moment. Thinking of entering 'The Welsh Ride Thing' to justify the purchase.

Was toying with the idea of a 29er, but the steep headangles are at odds with my riding philosophy.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:22 pm
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Internet dating - just like shooting fish in a barrel, fair play to TSY though, not sure that I could keep on top of so many texts & dating replies without it all going horribly wrong 😯

Dicky"gone back to normal dating"boy (ie staying in & watchin telly - it's far safer)

Good luck with the giving up btw


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:23 pm
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TSY - how can you afford that many dates..........or do you go dutch on a 1/2 shandy and a bag of chips?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:34 pm
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Cut to the chase why not just order a bride from the Russian catalogue? 😆


 
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Woody - Simple - Only one of those dates are getting fed, and it's her turn to pay.
The rest are part of the influx of New Year fresh meat... first dates are strictly drinks only... they could be right weirdo's 😯

Chewkw - can you send me a catalogue please? Just for window shopping obviously.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:40 pm
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The rest are part of the influx of New Year fresh meat

now that would make a great dating site advert


 
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Chewkw - can you send me a catalogue please? Just for window shopping obviously.

Don't have one at the moment but I am sure plenty about ... :mrgreen:

p/s: this perhaps? Just make sure they are not superspy or actress on some adult movies ...

[url= http://russianbridescatalogue.com/ ]Russian brides[/url]


 
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Woody - Simple - Only one of those dates are getting fed, and it's her turn to pay.
A second date....woot !

That's a relief though. I'm not au fait with this internet dating lark and I've been put off by the thought that these ladies would only want me for dinner and sex. Now I know that dinner is not obligatory.......................... 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:56 pm
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That's a shame you fell off the smoking wagon TSY, but you can do it again 🙂


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 4:58 pm
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Woody I steer clear of the one's that look like they're only interested in a free meal 8)


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:00 pm
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Munters can be grateful you know and IME they pick at food on the first date to try and kid you that it's all due to a slow metabolism......................then you wake up to an empty fridge 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:30 pm
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Sod internerd dating.

If here is anything to go by, i'd rather risk it looking for ladies in the real world..

What am i saying. I've all ready found the perfect ladies on the intermawebs.

They all come on here.

Some might be married, engaged, old and past it. They may even like the ladies themselves.

Why look any where else when you get one who definitely like you get dirty riding.

Not i, that's for certain.

Plus i'm too shy and minging.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 5:46 pm
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Not sure I think new year, new man and all that....but so far I've met one bloke and will be meeting another this weekend! Whoop whoop!

See Mr Yeti, you should have taken me up on my offer!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:06 pm
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We can still go for a ride Aleigh?


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:07 pm
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Yay! Book me in!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:15 pm
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internet dating is fun, but there are some desperate people out there though, don't take it too seriously and have a blast


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:23 pm
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i've found some blokes have a thought process of that after so many texts and calls you should meet up....needless to say I told one I wanted to go at my own pace and not his!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:28 pm
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Aleigh - I think it's best not to leave it too long before meeting up... don't want to run out of first date awkward silence fillers 😆


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:30 pm
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There's never silence where I'm concerned....!! 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:35 pm
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haha. It's a date then... palm the kids off and we'll go riding!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:42 pm
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That russian website is amazing - talk about reducing dating to a transaction. I love the way they all say they only drink 'on holidays'!! Liars surely. Detailed height and weight stats and nothing on character or personality. To hawk themselves around a site like that they must be desperate poor things.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:43 pm
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This thread is uselss without pics etc etc


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:45 pm
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I think that can be arranged!


 
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Aleigh *waves*

Have you said on your profile you're a screamer? 😉

I've heard your scary wailings when you're riding.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:49 pm
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Hi Sharki *waves*

I like to keep the screaming bit under wraps...... 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:50 pm
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[i]*Saunters into thread. Sees that proper sort Aleigh. Notices that she's got quite a nice bottom*[/i]

Get yer coat love, yer've pulled! 😀


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:52 pm
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Men like surprises, good plan.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:52 pm
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You know me.....I like to keep men on their toes 😀

Elfin, how do you know what my bum looks like?!!


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:54 pm
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Aww **** why don't you boys just **** off, eh? This thread ain't big enough for the three of us!


 
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Elfin, how do you know what my bum looks like?!!

Got special internet powers, innit? 😉


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:57 pm
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You know me.....I like to keep men on their toes

Saves your knees does it? hee hee.


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 9:59 pm
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You know me.....I like to keep men on their toes

I have to; being so tall...

Rachel


 
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Ahem......


 
Posted : 04/01/2011 10:01 pm