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How's about a thread where we can request a mugshot of a fellow STWer and they have to honour that request?
I'll start the egg rolling: I'd like to see a picture of [b]emsz[/b] please.
I'm too ugly no one will want one of me 😥
I have a prediction on how this thread will turn out!
[i]I'd like to see a picture of emsz please. [/i]
turn out? I think it started that way...
I feel slightly icky just being here. I quite like it.
Chair, flask of tea and lunchbox at the ready......
Derek are you trying to compile a STw Guess Who?
perv!
Anyway there's a mugshot thread already.
hobnobs or kit kats?
+1 on everyones comments so far.... i feel dirty but i'm looking forward to how this thread turns out
I'm thinking 'car' and 'crash'...
Christ sake emsz. Hurry up! I took my laptop in to the loos almost half an hour ago now, my boss has already been in once to check if I'm ok.
Oooh - I bet there's localised chaffing!
Of the 5,000+ forum posters that could have piqued his interest, derek goes straight in with the lesbian pic request. Okaaaayyy.
Apparently there's websites for that kind of thing you know?
Oooh - I bet there's localised chaffing!
Yeah, but at least it's distracting me from thinking about smoking.
Oh baubles!
Yeti fancy getting the "Baubles" rolling then 😉
TSY because I'm still confused if you're a bloke or lady
This thread (rightly) won't last long. In the interest of balance D_S, how about you post up that picture of you after the run-in with the end of your bars again?
WTF Derek
Hate to do this yeti, but I'm just eating a lovely bacon sarnie, and when I'm finshed, I'm going outside for a smashing marlboro light. Mmmmm, carcinogenic goodness! Mr starship, stop being such a saucy old kipper.
Subtle eh? 😆
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that's quite a phallic choice of image derek_s - deliberate?
Sorry guys. ImageShack has been blocked by my work firewall. 🙁
It was a nuclear explosion / mushroom cloud thing. Not sure what it's supposed to represent though.
Phallic? doesnt look anything like mine 🙂
just for crispedwheel:
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Do you want a picture of me instead?
is that where he gets his name from?
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Derek, I'd like to make two suggestions. First, have a look out of the window - that's 2010, that is. Second, have a read of the 'how many women on here' thread. 😉
[i]Do you want a picture of me instead?[/i]
can we just stick to the grossly bruised and distended belly please, some of us are eating a snack?
That's more disturbing than when I saw it the first time 😯
Full frontal ?
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Mitch, I pretty much triple hate you right now.
1) Yeti's and bigfoots are not the same thing
2) I had muesli for breakfast, my boss had a bacon and sausage bap(With my new improved sense of smell, it smelt lush).
3) I want a cigarette.
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If it's any consolation yeti, I thought about you while I was smoking it. Now be an absolute treasure and send that nice mr starship a photograph of yourself. I'm (fairly) certain he wont interfere with himself whilst looking at it 😯
If anyone wants to post on the STW mugshot thread, they're welcome to. If they choose not to, then they're welcome not to either. This thread's being closed as it's a 'Paging thread' - which is against the rules...