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I've come to the conclusion that there isn't any subject that someone on here doesn't know about .Such diverse questions always seem to get a response some of which are even correct and helpful !!!!Well done every body give yerselves a pat on the back .
Course the challenge is what subject is beyond even the ranks of the STW massive ?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 2:52 pm
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[i]what subject is beyond even the ranks of the STW massive [/i]

Agreement?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 2:54 pm
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Mountain bike tyres


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 2:54 pm
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Given that there is no probably book in existence without a typo in it, is the human genome book worth the paper it's written on?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 2:57 pm
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I defy anyone to translate this in to meaningful English.
http://www.dw-link.com/reasons.html


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:00 pm
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I defy anyone to translate this in to meaningful English.

Awright geeezzaa! Newton’s 3rd law states what every acshun 'as an equal an' opposite reacshun. When a vehicle accelerates, da reacshun is what its mass is transferred rearward. Dw-link’s paten'ed posishun sensitive anti-squat perfectly balances dis rearward mass transfer, increasin' efficiency, tracshun, an' bump sensitivity, an' eliminatin' pedal feedback. Sorted mate.

That's Sarf Landan mechanic talk that is.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:05 pm
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dw linkage is brilliant in every concievable MTB scenario and improves everything for reasons we can show in pictures if the words confuse you 😉
Universal therory of everything
How did the universe begin
Can a swallow carry a coconut - either one I dont care


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:07 pm
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why do I crash

And why do my brake pads never wear out??

is there a coencedance here


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:11 pm
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If a town barber shaves all, and only those, that do not shave themselves does the barber shave himself?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:20 pm
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Oh eck phill my eds just fallen off


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:24 pm
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How does the snow plough driver get to work ?

How does the late bus driver get home ?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:24 pm
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despite the plethora of IANALs and the odd [i]bona fide[/i] quasi-legal-jockey like Al ( 😉 ), we rarely get any definitive legal advice on here.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:29 pm
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Oh eck phill my eds just fallen off

🙂


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:40 pm
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If a town barber shaves all, and only those, that do not shave themselves does the barber shave himself?

No, she doesn't.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:46 pm
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we rarely get any definitive legal advice on here.

Hearsay and conjecture are [i]kinds [/i]of evidence...

I think the original premise holds - finding knowledge on here isn't difficult. Finding knowledge that we all agree on, however, is a little trickier.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:48 pm
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I once asked about getting a frame for a very big poster and got no replies. Either no-one was interested in helping me (likely) or I asked the hardest question on the planet.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:48 pm
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we rarely get any definitive legal advice on here.

Hearsay and conjecture are [i]kinds [/i]of evidence...

I think the original premise holds - finding knowledge on here isn't difficult. Finding knowledge that we all agree on, however, is a little trickier.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:49 pm
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DezB - p'raps we all thought you were trying to blame Ton for some sort of crime?

Phil - only if his name is Bertrand.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:52 pm
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If she doesn't then she cant be the barber as the barber "shaves all that do not shave themselves"


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:52 pm
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How does the snow plough driver get to work ?

He SPDTFU and gets on with it!

How does the late bus driver get home ?

In the car he left at the depot?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 3:55 pm
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I’ve noticed that most searches I stick in to Google have at least one link to a STW thread – indeed it STW could be the worlds 2nd best search engine


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 4:28 pm
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Surely this is a paradox of the 'if God is omnipotent, can he create something so big that he couldn't move it?' kind?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:31 pm
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If god was omnipotent, he can get pills for that these days.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:32 pm
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we rarely get any definitive legal advice on here.

Or any free lunches.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:39 pm
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:41 pm
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Or any free lunches

I disagree, there's quite a few free lunches offered up. Not least by Excel model builders (natch), plumbers, builders, VBA coders, webware coders, photographers, bike mechanics etc etc.

I know there's PI issues for a number of professionals (myself included as a Chartered Surveyor I can be sued if I mis-advise on here about professional property matters within my realm of practice) but it doesn't stop professionals providing clear general advice even if non-specific.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:45 pm
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

That's where their radios were.


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 5:46 pm
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Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:16 pm
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What colour socks am I wearing?

Why do 24 hour shops have doors?

Why?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:20 pm
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If the answer is 42, what was the question?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:54 pm
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So - how many typos in the genome?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:55 pm
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what is the meaning of life?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 7:58 pm
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So - how many typos in the genome?

Does being ginger count as a typo in the genome?


 
Posted : 05/01/2011 9:52 pm