[Closed] Stupid thread because I am bored

I had a thread taken down talking about a topic like this. I'll remain silent and this thread may stay open....

I really cannot say... but she liked it. 😈

I pride myself on being thoroughly shite and boring in bed.

WCA - you cant explain the hillarious prank your going to play and then try it...

Munging, she didn't complain

funny 😆

Said I was bored

I just looked up munging. Cheers pal.

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[edited]Previous pic made me blush

Have you ever heard of 'Doing a David Blane'?

My ex always called them cumcubers.

From search security.com "DEFINITION - Munging (pronounced (MUHN-jing or MUHN-ging) is the deliberate alteration of an e-mail address online with the intent of making the address unusable for Web-based programs that build e-mail lists for spamming purposes. People who transmit unsolicited e-mail advertisements, called spam, often use programs called spambots to scour the Internet for e-mail addresses. Such addresses are easily recognized because of their unique format, and because of the presence of the @ symbol"

You have a strange idea of kink Houns 😯

This thread will probably end up like a STW version of "the aristocrats" joke. (if it doesn't get pulled first)
Chair pulled up in anticipation.In fact no, I don't think I even want to know.

Have you ever heard of 'Doing a David Blane'?

Lying still for hours until those around you die of bordom?

Check the urban dictionary definition of Munging.

I take it you are joking Houns.

titus - it doesn't work so well when you forget to edit the op to read

Mum is coming down to stay for a few days, what should I do while she is here?

d'oh!

Basically, Munging: [i]to suck the fetid juices out of a corpse[/i]

Can't see the appeal myself.

[edit]I'm surprised such a thing actually has a [i]name[/i] 😕

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/anyone-else-noticed-this ]Muppet..[/url]

Cougar - almost.

Well it's not something I've personally done but it goes as follows...
You really need to be in a ground floor flat (alternatively have a ladder leading up to the first floor window)

Essentially at some point whilst, uhum from behind you need to switch with a friend, without your lady friend noticing (that's part of the magic I guess).

You then run out of the room, climb the ladder and knock loudly on the window....

Came after 15 seconds and wiped my cock on her curtains.

Might not sound like much, but it drove her wild.

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Never tried it but the angry pirate is apparently fun.

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McHamish - Member

Never tried it but the angry pirate is apparently fun.
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Is that the one where you stick plastic swords into her orifices until she loses her temper?

Her sister.

Up against a tree in the Valley Gardens, Harrogate, & another time on the Stray, & yet again (another tree, Me Tarzan etc) over by Thruscross reservoir.
& a few times up the Khyber & a rabbit that was VERY up front.

hooray for stupid threads! serious ones get a bit tedious.
Quicky on a tube train from Finchley Central, Southend ferris wheel, a bowling green!. Looking back, I think she liked it outdoors, caught any moment like, I just liked it! Some people you really miss 🙁

Her sister.

Et tu flashy?

Yes, Darcy. Sorry you were next in line. You must have barely touched the sides.

& a few times up the Khyber & a rabbit that was VERY up front.

That is pretty much what got my thread closed. Although my preference would be to pot the pink and let the rabbit go in the burrow.