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"these phone using morons behind the wheel are an absolute danger. "

What amazes me is the people driving expensive motors like Range Rovers who insist on making a call with the phone in their hand whilst behind the wheel.  Are you telling me a 100k car doesn't have bluetooth?  Absolute ballbags the lot of them.


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 3:17 pm
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Pay on entry carparks - why not pay on exit so that you don't overpay or get penalised for underpaying?

You've just answered your own question.


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 4:28 pm
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Pretty much all pedestrian/cycle crossings... Why do I have to wait 2 minutes after pressing the button for it to let me across? Ok, if it's been less than X minutes since the traffic lights last went red, maybe a longer wait, but otherwise, you're just wasting my time, for no gain. Some different drivers are going to have to wait the same amount of time. We can clearly do this easily, it's not a technical limitation. We can even make the lights wait until there's a gap in traffic to go red, which is even more irritating... I can do that on my own!

For balance, there's one crossing I sometimes use on a shared use path which has an inductive coil that makes the lights at the crossing go red so you can cross at just the right time, if you don't ride too fast. Which makes you feel disproportionately powerful.

I seriously think addressing little things like this would make people on foot/bike not feel like inconveniences to the motoring world, and more likely to do it more. I reckon it would be better value than spending another squillion quid on 300 yards of badly designed cycle path.


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 8:31 pm
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Auditioning vocalists. Easiest job in the world, assuming a) you can sing and b) you want to sing. So why act like it's an inconvenience turning up on time and then quit because you didn't realise it involves working nights?


 
Posted : 15/04/2026 10:21 pm
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To attend this site, you need an enhanced DBS clearance and 3 forms of ID. One of which must be a recent utility bill.

Oh do **** off. If my driving licence and passport aren’t good enough how will a gas bill help?

Arrive at site, oh you don’t need any of that as you’re not a regular visitor.

Oh, so it’s just one or two separate forms of ID needed and it’s a mistake.

Plus I wasted lots of time tying to find a printed utility bill.

No, you need all those forms of ID if you’re here more often.

So you don’t need any of these 4 forms of ID I’ve gathered?

No.

 

 

 


 
Posted : 16/04/2026 1:45 am
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Payment machines - how about having a screen you can actually read in bright daylight because, you know, most machines are in outdoor car parks.


 
Posted : 16/04/2026 8:56 am
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Posted by: Mister-P

like Range Rovers who insist on making a call with the phone in their hand

How will they signal to hoi palloi that they are "busy and important" with their massive and expensive phone and their massive and expensive car otherwise? 

wnakers


 
Posted : 16/04/2026 10:13 am
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Mobile phones. Specifically used on public transport. More specifically, used on loudspeaker in a crowded carriage. Even more specifically, used by mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, neanderthals, to have a full blown verbal tear up with, based on both sides we can all hear, their other half...though possibly not current. Throbber.

Oh, and people with wheeled suitcases with no concept of pushing it in a consistent direction. Also throbbers.

Not experiencing the best of work trips thus far.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 6:06 pm
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Coming down with a streaming cold on what's forecast to be nicest week of the year so far.

Moving cars off the drive as Severn Trent are due to dig up the road outside our house today between 8:00 and 16:00. It's now 18:13 and the bastards still haven't turned up. 

Suspect they will do it tomorrow to add to bin day chaos. 


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 6:15 pm
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Finding out that as part of the rail line upgrade they're going to permanently close a rail underpass that (when not flooded) provides a cut through to a nice little quiet gravel road.

... this on top of the eleventy bazillion trees they've cut down.  


 
Posted : 21/04/2026 5:00 am
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"loosing"


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 3:41 pm
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David Haye.

The smell of whatever the contractors at work are using to level the office floor.

Constant banging on about Mandleson.

The stringy bits in bananas.


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 3:54 pm
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Picking up an arid marker pen.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 7:13 am
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Hotels that exist primarily to service the conference industry that don’t have any usable tables and three pin sockets to allow for conference attendees to do any laptop work


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 8:04 am
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Spiders leaving their trailing webs across doorways at face height...out the patio door - face full of spider web; in the garage door - face full of spider web. Aargghh. (Sorry Harry.)


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 9:46 am
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Spiders leaving their trailing webs across doorways at face height

 

I'll have a word.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 9:53 am
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Another Banana one from me. I got a home delivery from Tesco and the bananas they supplied where both brown in parts and green in others. 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 10:46 am
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Like many others, no doubt, we're on a water meter here. The billed cost is roughly £1.60 per m3 for 'waste water' (rather more for tap water, although it all goes through the same meter. Anyway, that's probably another discussion altogether...) So when my wife goes into the loo, tears two or three squares off the bog roll to blow her nose and then flushes it, am I being disproportionately cross?

 

Similarly, turning on the hot tap to rinse your fingers for 5 seconds. Plenty of time for the combi boiler to fire itself up, but nothing like time enough for the warmed water to actually run through the pipework and fall out of the tap. So it's just 'wearing out' the boiler mechanics and wasting gas as far as I'm concerned.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 10:55 am
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Yep. Hearing the loo flush followed by the boiler igniting, pump pumping and fan spinning FOR 5 SECONDS causes me upset.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 11:31 am
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People who clearly want a birthday present, and that you are obliged to buy a birthday present for, who tell you they don't want a birthday present. 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 11:37 am
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Posted by: stevie750

I got a home delivery from Tesco and the bananas they supplied where both brown in parts and green in others. 

Whenever I've had iffy produce delivered from Tesco, I've flagged it with the driver and they've immediately refunded it and told me to keep it.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:02 pm
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"Could of"

"Should of"

"Might of"

P*ss of


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:46 pm
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Posted by: jfab

"Could of"

"Should of"

"Might of"

P*ss of

Which is it pacifically that annoys you about that poor grammar?


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:00 pm
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Those examples are just a drop in the ocean.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:03 pm
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My dad's been in hospital for two weeks - he's 83, epileptic (it was a seizure that put him in there in the first place) and has mild dementia. For at least the past week no-one's quite been able to explain why he's still there and they're not discharging him.

The story constantly changes with regards to what they're waiting for and/or who he needs to see before he can go home. He's knackered, so increasingly confused (a dementia ward is not always the calmest of environments...), my 85 year old mum is knackered and increasingly pissed off, it's just a mess.

Plus the standard of 'nursing' care (like washing, dressing, making sure he's got is hearing aids/teeth in, that kinda thing) has been crap. After he'd been in a week my mum asked if it was possible for him to have a shower and was told that of course it was, why hadn't he asked? FFS, why should he, why aren't you thinking "he's been here a week, has he had a shower?"


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:12 pm
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