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I don't think I want to hear your joke about satisfying schoolboys.


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 12:06 pm
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The datum in UK for sea level is taken from Nookie down in Cornwall

I reckon the sea is much lower at Broadstairs. I went there once and you should have seen the amount of steps you have to go down to get to the beach! 

 


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 1:46 pm
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People who don't know (wilfully or otherwise) that the Post Office and Royal Mail are two different things. Just stood for ten minutes behind a woman at the post office counter giving the poor chap grief about why the RM parcel collection point is closed.

"Angry rant rant rant..."

"We're not the same organisation madam"

"Angry rant rant rant"

"We're not the same organisation madam" 

Ad nauseum for 10 minutes, before she finally stomps away muttering to herself...

 

 


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 2:58 pm
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Saying it'll take ' X calendar days '

What other kind of days are there? 🤔


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 4:22 pm
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Working days Vs calendar days?  If you order a product today you could get it in 5 working days which would be 7 calendar days.


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 4:45 pm
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Working days?


 
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Just stood for ten minutes behind a woman

I've just got back from the doctors where I was stood behind a bloke at "patient check-in."  After several minutes of him trying and flailing to tap literally four buttons on a screen I was hunting around for the impatient check-in.


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 4:53 pm
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Working days?

That's meaningless in itself.  "It'll be five working days."  But you said that three weeks ago?  "Yes, I only work Tuesdays."

(maybe 😁)


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 4:55 pm
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Threads titled " bored, plenty of money, no responsibilities, should I retire?" 


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 5:24 pm
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That sodding Very Pay advert. It's ruined watching Canal Boat Diaries...

(well when I forget I've recorded it so I can skip the annoying ads, so, really, I'm raging at myself 🤬)


 
Posted : 05/08/2025 5:32 pm
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Boomers: punctuation marks don't have a space before them. It's bad when it concerns a question mark or similar, but makes me apoplectic when it's done before a comma or full stop , as I demonstrate here. 

(Disproportionately and irrationally cross).


 
Posted : 10/08/2025 6:26 pm
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inconsiderate ****wipes on bikes with excessively loud pipes roaring through my small town at 6.30 every sodding Sunday morning during the summer


 
Posted : 10/08/2025 6:44 pm
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punctuation marks don't have a space before them. It's bad when it concerns a question mark or similar, but makes me apoplectic when it's done before a comma or full stop , as I demonstrate here.

Hmmmm, I use a space for question and exclamation marks just because I think it looks better.  I don't mess with commas, stops or colons though - I'm not a monster !


 
Posted : 10/08/2025 7:58 pm
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Posted by: Flaperon

Boomers: punctuation marks don't have a space before them. It's bad when it concerns a question mark or similar, but makes me apoplectic when it's done before a comma or full stop , as I demonstrate here. 

(Disproportionately and irrationally cross).

God yes. Why do they do it?


 
Posted : 10/08/2025 8:18 pm
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Bought a shed. Came in two boxes. Neither of which contained all the small parts and fitting hardware. Spent an hour doing a full audit against the parts list to show what was missing. Then entered into a dialogue with what a chatbot that had delusions of customer service. 

Eventually "missing parts to be shipped" email turned up. A week after that so did box one of two with many and varied shed parts we already had had delivered. But no small parts.  After a repeat of chatbot experience, box 2 of 2 now being shipped. Which again I expect will be missing the requisite parts.

On the upside, I'll soon have enough bits to build a small warehouse.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 7:30 am
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My dishwasher stopped working 3 hours before a dinner party .  I was somewhat miffed.  Most middleclass answer on this thread?


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 8:35 am
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I've got a vision of Tj doing come dine with me from Leith

Lentil and neep soup for starters

Fish fingers on toast with salad cream n rocket to dip as Nisa had no capers or creme fraiche 

Banana angel delight with real banana chunks

But the dishwasher packed in, Tj was nowhere to be seen leaving his guests hungry and arguing as he flooded the kitchen floor as was mopping up with the towels he'd just washed that day

Needles to say his low scores meant he never got the £1000 that was going towards his next trip to the Southern hemisphere 


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 9:05 am
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Mrs 100th buys batteries when she thinks we need them but always buys AAA and because don't need them they sit in the kitchen drawer, currently 23 AAA batteries in there. I do need 4 Ds and 6AAs though.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 9:18 am
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If nobody is going to acknowledge quotation marks as being an exception to their rule about punctuation and space I might get disproportionately cross about that!

Hmmmm, I use a space for question and exclamation marks just because I think it looks better.

Nuke from space just to be sure? 😉

 


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 9:21 am
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Posted by: scaredypants

Hmmmm, I use a space for question and exclamation marks just because I think it looks better.  I don't mess with commas, stops or colons though - I'm not a monster !

<eyelid twitches in rage>


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 9:28 am
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Stainless steel screws, which, after a couple of years outdoors, leave an orange streak.


 
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Posted by: tjagain

3 hours before a dinner party .

Subtle trolling there, very nice 😉

 

I think it's normal in French to use spaces sometimes. Not that that's relevant here.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 10:36 am
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Windows 11 - giving me a notification that 'do not disturb' is enabled.

I don't think they have quite grasped what 'stop giving me notifications' means 🤬 

 

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Posted : 11/08/2025 11:55 am
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Stainless steel screws, which, after a couple of years outdoors, leave an orange streak.

Depends on the stainless grade, the environment and the material that you're fastening. An acidic wood or a salty environment is more of a problem, 316/A4 grade is the way to go here but it's annoying that they aren't as easy to find locally as A2


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 12:03 pm
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Push-fit connectors on ceiling lights. WTF is the problem with a screw terminal?

And I now need to take the thing down again to see why it isn't gripping the cable

And then I read the one-star reviews that I should have read before ordering the effing thing, and now I'm going to read through the online instructions for every possible replacement (it has to have a "look" apparently) to find one with screw terminals

And now I've got to trek to return this one and collect the replacement from an outlet with "screw" in the name

The one redeeming feature is that the returns process is painless and I can grab a coffee too 🙂


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 12:17 pm
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McDonalds "side missions". It's not a mission, it's an offer trying to get you to buy more crappy food.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 12:30 pm
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Mrs 100th buys batteries when she thinks we need them but always buys AAA and because don't need them they sit in the kitchen drawer, currently 23 AAA batteries in there. I do need 4 Ds and 6AAs though.

People who still buy disposable batteries rather than rechargeable ones.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 12:37 pm
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@timba I agree and I buy my own screws carefully depending on the duty.

It's more the randomness in bought products i.e.

  • Double glazed doors and windows screws  in the open/close mechanism itself as well as the fixing screws
  • Summerhouse
  • Shed
  • Garden tools
  • etc... 

Sometimes I'm motivated to change them, sometimes not.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 12:57 pm
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It's more the randomness in bought products

That would make me cross too!


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 1:00 pm
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"People who still buy disposable batteries rather than rechargeable ones."

 

Items that require a specific type of battery and state they cannot be rechargeable, but you know......


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 1:37 pm
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Items that require a specific type of battery and state they cannot be rechargeable, but you know...

Yeah, I almost wrote that.  I have some devices with similar requirements, but they're not the norm.


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 3:12 pm
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You spend months/years looking for the perfect cycling shoes/jacket/shorts/etc and when they finally wear out and you're looking for replacements, you discover that they're no longer made,.and you have to go through the whole process again.

I'm looking at you Shimano, and your discontinuation of the ME5/ME7 spd shoes. 


 
Posted : 11/08/2025 10:42 pm
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Probably been done in the previous 4500 replies but it's the folk who overtake if you are sitting at a  steady 70mph only to once pass slow down so you have to too or then overtake them absolute bellends


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 7:14 am
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28 years ago we bought a patio table and chairs with cash given to us for our wedding. The parasol snapped a few weeks ago. Thinking well that's had a good innings, checked out a replacement from the same UK company who were happily still trading. 

Removing the remains of the old one proved to be difficult until I found the right size socket to act as a drift. I then spent a hot hour cleaning up the inner surface of the existing table where the parasol goes through. 

Attempted to fit new parasol. A hammer may have been involved. No way that was going through my beautifully prepared hole (!). Out with the socket and gently (ish) tapped back out. Measured the diameter of the old parasol, measured the new one, measured the hole. 

After only TWENTY EIGHT YEARS they've only gone and changed the OD of the parasol tube. By 2mm. Obviously I could have measured them before I customised the new one so we can't send it back, but I'm still cross about it. 

Luckily my mate has a lathe...


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 7:39 am
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After only TWENTY EIGHT YEARS they've only gone and changed the OD of the parasol tube. By 2mm. Obviously I could have measured them before I customised the new one so we can't send it back, but I'm still cross about it. 

Luckily my mate has a lathe...

Probably been forced upon them - sounds like the difference between 1.5" and 40mm.

 


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 9:13 am
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The holly tree in my front garden.

 

Nast spikey bastard.


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 9:21 am
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People who still buy disposable batteries rather than rechargeable ones

"Rechargeable" - can be recharged. OK, but "disposable"? Of course either can be disposed of. Everything can be disposed of, one way or another. So why do they call them "disposable" as if it's some sort of opposite to "rechargeable"?


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 9:21 am
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Probably been forced upon them - sounds like the difference between 1.5" and 40mm.

I don't come to this thread for rationale explanations 🙂 

Anyway I'm going to ring them up later. If they have an ACD explaining they are dealing with an unusually high level of calls, I shall be back here !


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 9:24 am
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"Rechargeable" - can be recharged. OK, but "disposable"? Of course either can be disposed of. Everything can be disposed of, one way or another. So why do they call them "disposable" as if it's some sort of opposite to "rechargeable"?

You're right-ish.  The problem with "disposable" is not that it means single-use and then dispose, it's that it encourages morons to chuck 'em in the general waste


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 10:35 am
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@didnthurt I have a pair of ME5 shoes in size 45 looking for a new home.  Long shot but they might be your size.  Never worn and boxed.  I have them on facebook marketplace for £40.


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 12:26 pm
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After only TWENTY EIGHT YEARS they've only gone and changed the OD of the parasol tube.

I'm not sure as there was ever a "standard."  There are two holes with metal tubes in my yard left by the previous house owners, I wanted to use one to mount a rotary clothes dryer.  Turned out that both tubes are different diameters and I had to compare multiple airers to find one which would fit with one of the existing tubes rather than the supplied mount.


 
Posted : 12/08/2025 12:30 pm
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@Mister-P  I'd happily take them but I'm a 43. 


 
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Posted by: Harry_the_Spider

The holly tree in my front garden.

 

Nast spikey bastard.

Pfft. 

I have a Berberis and a Pyracantha in the garden. 

 

 

 


 
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Internally routes cables. It must be listed more than once up above. 


 
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Posted by: didnthurt

You spend months/years looking for the perfect cycling shoes/jacket/shorts/etc and when they finally wear out and you're looking for replacements, you discover that they're no longer made,.and you have to go through the whole process again.

I'm looking at you Shimano, and your discontinuation of the ME5/ME7 spd shoes. 

Spotted Lake were doing my beloved CX238s at half price, so bought them while they still had my size and width. Reckon the original pair will do another year of service before I need them, so I should be ok till I'm 60

 


 
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