[Closed] stopping cats shitting on my grass

Just chuck some water over them

Garlic powder or a dog

Lion poo

Nothing works you just need to make them scared of coming in your Garden.

get a lion and a wolf
cross breed them
smear the liof/ wolion in garlic
put it in the garden

Simples:

Take one rottweiler
Cover with catnip
Stand back and laugh

Electronic gizmo thing off amazon, about £15, green box.
Worked immediately, i was astonished!

Our old neighbour had about 10 cats - used to spray and shit everywhere.

I punched one in the face once ..... and poured tea on another which was sleeping in my garden and dint hear me coming.

They still carried on though 🙁

have you got a wheelie bin.... 😉

Lemon scented brown sticky things from toolbox seem to work. http://www.toolbox.co.uk/proctor-brothers-prcpscat-5416-96046
I betthe postman hates me when he has to carry them round in his bag for a few hours they proper stink!

Oddly enough, get your own cat, if others can get into your garden, it can get out. Two things should happen. Yours will crap elsewhere , the others wont come in your garden, because they will piss your cat off.

I'm not helping much...............

Motion activated sprinkler system ?

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hmmmm,
I think wolion's the most practical so far (no offence, it's just I'm allergic to catnip)

Get yourself a condor.

Electronic scarer thing is working really well in our garden. The only time we get cats in the garden now is when the batteries in the scarer things have run out.

we have one of these planted and it has done wonders no more little stinky presents left in our flower beds!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plectranthus_caninus

i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?

Will it stop him shitting in my garden?

@margin walker, legendary!
I'm still laughing 5 mins later!

Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious....

Big pop bottle, filled with water.

i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?

but he's not shitting in your garden though is he.
(fair comment if he is)

Tool

Launch them into orbit with a trebuchet 🙂 you can get some great blueprints on the net!

Because being cruel to animals is f*****g hilarious....

So why keep them as pets then?

Same issue here, I detest cats and to some part their owners who seem not to care where their pet goes or what it gets up to.
Find the cats owner and hand deliver the shit back in a jiffy bag, usually does the trick.

Cats killing birds in the garden is becoming an issue too, caught one cat in a tree stalking, quick blast with the hose pipe sorted that one out though.

i think margin walker needs punching in the face and tea tipping on him, wonder how he'd like it?

Why , has he shat on someone else`s lawn and left it there ❓

Lurcher.

How do cat owners stop their cats from shitting where they choose? It is a problem but how to fix?

BTW punching pets is a bit silly really, mebbies time to grow up eh?

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I took great delight in launching shit from the neighbours cat onto it's owner's lawn. Let them deal with it.

After having to scrub sh*t off my little lads fingers (again), I'm quite taken by Margin Walker's approach. My big f*ck off water pistol hasn't been having the desired effect, maybe it's time for a more direct approach.

😈

BOMBERS!!!

relax everyone, I've reported margin-walker to the RSPCA as he/she is clearly a serial catpunching brewtipper and in no way just having some fun

ultrasound, then - might it matter that it's our front garden right next to the path and that people walk their dogs past (and that prime feline suspect(s) live just next door) ?

What you want is a spud gun:

Instructions here:
http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Original-Potato-Cannon/

I've taken to weeing in the garden occasionally - seems to have stopped the buggers. If it's your front garden might be trickier, perhaps fill a bottle then sprinkle around.

I tried the ultrasound thing and it didn't work - deaf cat maybe...

How about a simple, carefully worded sign, saying "Attention Cats! No shitting in this garden" That'll stop 'em.

Renodine, would be amazing but its been made illigal and for some reason but i dont know why, its a natural product. any one else know why?

I thought I was going to get to the bottom of this thread without anyone saying it but marvincooper finally came up trumps.

The only thing that works is urine. It's all about scent marking and territory. Despite our 'humanising' of them, animals are very instinct driven and pretty basic when it comes to it.

So get going..

Launch them into orbit with a trebuchet you can get some great blueprints on the net!

I scarcely see cats in the garden, but I do see the evidence at lawn cutting time. They must have plenty of fibre in their diet.

I had my father in-laws terriers staying over for a few days, they ate (no joke) the neighbours cat. It took some explaining but I no longer have cat shit issues.

I could offer you their services if you like.

they ate (no joke) the neighbours cat.

And I'd only just convinced myself that that only happened in cartoons...

Are you suggesting that the OP eats pussy?

I put that intruder strip stuff along our wall. Inch high spikes. An hour later next doors cat walked the length of the strip.
This would be the same cat that shit IN MY CAR. As I never drive it much, I left it with all the doors open to air. The cat took full advantage.
Owning a cat is just saying f..k you to all your neighbours. What have cats ever given us? When was the last time a cat rescued anyone from an avalanche or helped a blind person across the road? If a dog likes you he will lick you a cat sticks it's claws in your leg. Cats hate humans.
I used to think the only good cat is a dead cat. I was wrong they must be useful in vivisection. Make them smoke the ciggys and save a beagle.

Just watch out they might be ready to shoot you

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They are watching and getting organised.
Be scared be very scared.

shit in their garden, see how they like it.

Basking, hungry boa constrictor. Only one large snake-poo to get rid of.
Husky are partial to a bit of fresh pussy as well. Or you can borrow our Huxley hound who will also kill fluffy things if we let him.

Is this the answer?

http://www.****/news/article-1223626/Woman-kills-neighbours-cats-anti-freeze-stop-urinating-strawberries.html

Scum

Nush and Mr Baz

the only thing that worked for me was mowing the lawn really often, don't know why but they don't like a well cropped lawn. Eventually they just gave up and found somewhere else to do it.

Keeps the garden lookin tidyish too.

Not sure what you do in winter mind...

Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.

****ing tossers.

Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.

What have cats ever given us? When was the last time a cat rescued anyone from an avalanche or helped a blind person across the road

Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.

**** tossers.

Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.

I like how it brings out the hard men who will take on all comers to protect a cat.

Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.

**** tossers.

Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.

I like how it brings out the hard men who will take on all comers to protect a cat.

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would be a foolish cat that came in our garden

I like how it brings out idiots who click buttons twice in their excitement to post a useless comment. 😆

If you run over a cat in a car do you have to stop by law, as with dogs ? Someone reckons you dont have too.

Never done it just asking as this discussion has entered a life outside this m0ngboard?

Can we have more dog pictures please. Long haired dogs running or puppies in a basket. Aaaah.

No you don't have to stop if you run one over.

but if you had any decency you would.

What so the owner can have a go at you?
Bugger that.

well i have a cat and a shotgun , if ur dog ate my cat i blow its ****ing head off

I think with a dog it wouldn't be far from its home and it should have a tag on it so finding the owners should be easy.
A cat could be a long way from it's house.
The cat I ran over ran off and couldn't be found.

Cat threads are always funny, brings out the big hard men who think it's okay to punch/kick an animal.
**** tossers.
Would be interested to know how many of the cat haters/kickers are dog owners.

Apart from the ship's cat can someone please tell me what good a cat does?
Do they eat them anywhere?