[Closed] Someone off here must have proposed to her.

Eats with her fingers and puts red sauce on a fry up.  She's all yours.

Nom nom

Nearly a good bit of photoshopping there, DezB

Brown sauce essential with fry ups.

Nearly a good bit of photoshopping there, DezB

Useless software on work PC, I'm afraid 🙁

red sauce

It's tomato ketchup ffs.

Fry ups are just wrong with red sauce. Brown Sauce, preferably HP is all that should ever be allowed.

Cette sauce de haute qualité est un mélange de fruits orientaux, d’épices et de vinaigre. Elle est absolument pur et ne contient aucune matiere colouratif ni preservatif.

Looks like a lovely starter!

It’s tomato ketchup ffs.

What’s Brown Sauce then?

What’s Brown Sauce then?

This

But really it's a slightly spiced sauce with tamarind as a (the) major flavor.

Edit: yes HP is better, but for the point of illustration i don't believe it says brown sauce on the front of the bottle

Brown Sauce, preferably HP

If we're doing FFSing, there's no preferably about it.

Brown sauce is for big people.

Red sauce or tomato ketchup if you're posh, is for children.

If that's FIVE breakfasts. One of their breeakfasts is tiny.

You lot need to get out more or watch some porn

Brown before 12, red after.

i don’t believe it says brown sauce on the front of the bottle

It doesn't need to. All right minded folk know that HP is the only brown sauce permissible. Red ketchup is for kids parties.

You lot need to get out more or watch some porn

I do both but people complain.

No sauce is the correct answer ..why spoil a perfectly flavoursome breakfast by putting that crap all over it...

Why would I propose to her? She ate my snack.

No sauce is the correct answer ..why spoil a perfectly flavoursome breakfast by putting that crap all over it…

Correct.

It doesn’t need to. All right minded folk know that HP is the only brown sauce permissible. Red ketchup is for kids parties.

Unless its beans on toast, then red all the way

Unless its beans on toast, then red all the way

/Banned.

Unless its beans on toast, then red all the way

Red sauce is eaten by those who drive white Evoques and wear Ugh boots.

Up here in't frozen North it's illegal not to have HP sauce on beans on toast. Especially if you have an egg on top.

A couple of years back I told my lad that Red Sauce was illegal in Italy becasue it lacks style. He still believes it to be true.

Unless its beans on toast, then red all the way

Get out! Everyone knows the only allowable thing on beans is Worcestershire sauce

Everyone knows the only allowable thing on beans is cheese (good cheddar) sprinkled with Worcestershire sauce, then flashed under the grill.

So we mock fat people for eating too much, yet we cheer this woman on? Hmm

How is she so thin?

but for the point of illustration i don’t believe it says brown sauce on the front of the bottle

But that very picture does. Are you insane?

i don’t believe it says brown sauce on the front of the bottle

It does! Small, under the 'Favourite' banner.

*Puts Cat amongst Pigeons.

Edit - Bloody hell, 5 seconds. Can we call that a draw?

1. I've never see one eat breakfast with minimal use of utensils!
2. Red v Brown, does no one else like to alternate, or is it a marmite thing?

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How is she so thin?

Give her a year or two...

According to the bumpf it shouldn't take a year or two.

Those sort of calories are the thing of Jake Lamotta.

I was going to post an article about Adam Richman of Man V Food fame weight gain, heart attack and weight loss but I can’t as it’s from the Daily Mail Online.

You’ll have to take my word for it.

But that very picture does. Are you insane?

I'm going to assume you [both] missed my point. The daddies is there becuase it specifically says brown sauce on the bottle. HP is far superior as a brown sauce but I don't think refers to brown sauce on it's labelling so i didn't use a picture of that.

I don't think I've ever seen a bottle of tomato sauce/ketchup which says "red sauce" on the front. (A quick Google of Red sauce returns a list of pasta sauces all barring one of which is referred to as tomato sauce and not a single image of ketchup).

Red sauce is what you call tomato ketchup to condescend small children or stop them saying they don't like it because they don't like tomatoes.

How is she so thin?

Calories in Vs calories out.. but.. but..

Where are the calories out going?

Have I not read the full article where she does a LEJOG every other week?

You’ll have to take my word for it.

I think he did exercise quite a lot?