Beer that, when drunk, gives you spf30 protection all over. What else?
a sun cream that when you rub it in gets you drunk
Sun cream that brings you a beer and rubs the sun cream in for you...
A suntan cream (with just tiniest hint of synthetic testosterone) that would not only protect you from the sun climbing up hills but would make you better at it.
Sun cream that brings you a beer and rubs the sun cream in for you...
If Heineken made girlfriends?...
Beer flavoured vegetables
Vegetable flavoured no that doesn't work does it.
Beer that flattens and tones your stomach.
A reason to use sunscreen 🙁
And sunscreen that offers 8 hour protection against hangovers. Which would be a reason to need sunscreen, 2 in 1.
Sunscreen that protects you from falls off the bike.
And bullets.
Sunscreen that repels midgets and mosquitos ?
Sunscreen that repels midgets and mosquitos ?
You mean like this? http://www.boots.com/en/Soltan-Moisturising-Suncare-Lotion-With-Insect-Repellent-SPF30-400ml_1207064/
Sunscreen that turns into a plane. PATHETIC FOOLS! THERE'S NO ESCAPE!
Beer flavoured girlfriend
Girlfriend flavoured beer?
A girlfriend that rubs...[b] *banned*[/b]