Never understood cream carpet
Me neither, stains far too easily when doing almost any kind of bike maintenance (when no-one else is in, obvs, nothing like working against the clock)
Making a sandwiche on the worktop..
Eating sandwiche while wandering around the house…
Where the hell else would you make a sandwich? Sitting on the loo? Sat wearing just your keks watching the telly? Lying in bed?
And a sandwich is a handmeal designed to be eaten on the move.
I’m still confused by the capitalisation of House. I thought it was a parliamentary thing being discussed on the OP.
Does noone else pee out the window?
Yikes! Had kind of forgotten about it until I read that, but I have, once - garage has a tin roof and it made a fearsome racket, not doing that again.
I tried weeing down the garden to show the foxes whose garden it is, but I think they just took it as a challenge.
I get moaned at for crapping in the downstairs loo as it’s for guests. I get moaned at for crapping in the main bathroom as it’s the kids’ bathroom. I get moaned at for crapping in the en-suite as my wife uses it.
I guess I won’t see how far I can push this until I crap in the sink.
Crap in the sink mate. Post the photos here for the bantz. You'll be lionised forever on here after your missus murders you with the nearest hatchet.
Where the hell else would you make a sandwich?
CZ, the missing word that would clarify this is sure to be "directly". As in making a sandwich directly on to the worktop. I am a fan of chopping boards, bread boards, and cheese boards, but have still made a sandwich directly on to the worktop once in my life before I realised it was much easier to sweep the debris in to the bin if you use a board of some kind.
HTH.
And a sandwich is a handmeal designed to be eaten on the move
A sandwich is a meal designed to be eaten whilst sitting on your arse playing cards without getting your hands greasy.
It’s very invention was because someone wanted to minimise the amount of movement required.
One my my favourite threads on the whole internet.. I didn’t even need to click to know what it was. Simply glorious.
Never seen that before, I've now bookmarked the mumsnet classics section and am gradually working my way through.
It's better entertainment than this place!!
That Penis Beaker thread is pure comedy gold!!
People are sooo weird!
Jam spoon? You must be posh 😄
