[Closed] so it's thursday....Tell me something interesting about yourself....

I can lick my own eye-balls

I have two ears.

binners really? how long is your tongue? or how big are your eye balls?
i think you made that up 😉

Wow, it's Thursday here too.. umm... I can lick binners eyeballs.

I'm pondering whether to do helvellyn right now.

Wish there was a webcam for the mountain.

I was a 'child star' in Hong Kong. When I was about 13 or 14, I was in about 3 or 4 educational programmes which were made to help the Chinese kids learn English. They were shown many times over on day-time TV, but I kept it quiet at school. Occasionally, someone would return from a day off sick and say "I watched you on the telly yesterday!?!"

My step-sister who still lives out there told me recently they're still shown every now and then. I'm 40 this year.

Thursday over here in Holland too. I fly back tonight so I can lick Binners eye balls too.

I have an above average number of legs.

Binners eye balls taste a bit salty. I'm slightly worried about what the person before me did

I was the 1975 South Kesteven District Road Safety Champion - won a book token.

Binners eye balls taste a bit salty. I'm slightly worried about what the person before me did

I hope you used protection

binners I think the fact that you are actually a gecko, is more interesting than the fact that you can lick your eyeballs.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5003027130106606165#

I'm famous.

I was a junior regional chess champion ..sadly I crashed and burned due to the absence of any rock and roll lifestyle to chess tournaments which I noticed around puberty

5 years of my life are "missing" ......MIA.

I hate celery

Ronnie Corbet once met me.

I once had a picture I drew displayed in the premium space at the end of the main corridor at my old school.

Ronnie Corbet once asked if he could lick my eyeball.

I didn't let him though

i met fred dibnar sitting next to a traction engine...my dad sent me to get this autograph...at the time i didn't know who he was....fast forward 18 years, and i am gutted i didn't know...he is a true legend and jeremy beadle

I am a 'real man' 🙄

I am scared of heights on one side, but love them on the other.

I won a gold medal shooting for the UK Cadets in the Inter Services Long Range (7.62) competition (in 94?95?). I got another gold medal shooting for England in the British School[s]boys[/s]* Competition in the same year.

* correction, girls were allowed for some reason.

I once had afternoon tea with Eric Morecambe. When he was alive obviously.

I'm certified to cremate human remains!

[i]i met fred dibnar sitting next to a traction engine...he is a true legend and jeremy beadle [/i]

fred dibnah is jeremy beadle? Are you sure?

he still posts on here, you know.

what fred dibnah or jeremy beadle?

Did i let that little nugget out of the bag..nobody was supposed to know

The inside of my eyelids have been photographed and used in opticians reference books to show junior opticians what bad conjunctivitis looks like.

fred dibnah.

he uses a different login now though.

I'm related to a former Prime Minister.

Thatcher's love child, arent you?

I took my computer to PC World and was subsequently arrested.

I've sparred with Wanderlei Silva.

He's not as scary as he looks.

Thatcher's love child, arent you?

😛

Thankfully, it's a former labour one.

My grandad liberated Belsen Bergen.

I cooked Eric Clapton a mackerel. He liked it.

Are we only allowed one interesting fact each or can I keep on going when I think of something?

Im all out of interesting facts 🙁

I almost went to Sandhurst at the same time as Prince Harry but I failed the medical.

Not sure that one counts really.

About once every 6 months I find a long blond hair wrapped around my Penis

keep going.....

I once advised Kevin Woodford (tv chef) which potatos were best to buy when i worked as a shelf stacker in marks and spencer.

when i was 14..i out sprinted Mark Cavendish in a cycling race 🙂

I was also in all his classes at high school

I went to the same school as Carl Barratt....didn't know him though but was in the same year as his sister - I fancied her.

I was in a band called "Whores that ****"

I saved Eric Clapton's life after a mackerel fish bone got stuck in his throat. He said the fish wasn't very nice, but the bloke who cooked it was so keen for him to eat it, that he said he liked it so as not to dissapoint him.

I've pee'd in Leslie Ash's front garden.

Licked binners eyeballs, bah - I've kissed binners (don't look bagpuss), no tongues though 🙂

I make very nice handbags and bunting http://emmyjane-design.blogspot.com/ which many stwers have bought, for their lovely ladies, which proves you really are a stylish and thoughtful lot 🙂

I've peed in the Blue Peter garden. 😳

Thought there was an odour around that BBQ, Cheesy! 🙂

I once knew someone who knew someone who threw up on a mouse...

The deeds to our house specifically state we cannot operate an abattoir on our propery.

If only I'd realised before we moved in.

Ribble Cycles was my great grandfathers business. My mum used to live above the shop on Watery Lane. It's no longer in the family unfortunately :/

I have two scars (one horizontal and on vertical) that, combined with my nipples look like a smiley face

I am the exiled spiritual leader of tibet

I've seen a dogs footprint in a human turd

I have two scars (one horizontal and on vertical) that, combined with my nipples look like a smiley face

I went to a reception in the Houses of Parliment yesterday on the terrace.

I saw/met more well known people than in the previous 42 yrs of my life.

I can confirm security is very tight, unless your in a wheelchair, because they don't check them. That big battery could be a bomb!!

John Prescott is actually funny 😕

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I forge things for the goverment. I was close to being expelled from college for forging signatures for work I never completed.

There are certain food types I just don't eat!!!!

If you lick my eyeballs, one tastes of prawn cocktail crisps, the other of pork and leek sausages covered in brown sauce. I'm very popular at barbecues

Bunnyhop - ssshhhhhh! Everyone will want kisses now. Its bad enough putting up with everyone licking my eyeballs.

In the early 80's I was ranked 33rd in the world at pacman.

I was almost a disgruntled customer on the first episode of the Apprentice, but couldn't be bothered to complain when after refusing a pot of fruit, one of the girls rather rudely said "please yourself". I almost turned round and asked who her manager was...but couldn't be bothered.

Didn't know it was The Apprentice

I used to swim for Lancashire Counties Synchronised Swimming Team but if you tell anyone I'll have you all killed......

I was asked to attend National League basketball trials when I was 15 but dislocated my thumb and index finger the day before!

I've also sold bikes to Ian Wright and Les Ferdinand.

mmmm. Lipstick in the swimming pool. mmmmmm

I won silver in Archery at Scout camp in 1989.

I am the 3rd fastest swimmer of 100m fly in Wiltshire between the ages of 34 and 39

binners - Member
If you lick my eyeballs, one tastes of prawn cocktail crisps, the other of pork and leek sausages covered in brown sauce. I'm very popular at barbecues

Clapton said as much.

I've pee'd in Leslie Ash's front garden

Front garden or lady garden? 😈

I went out mountainbiking wearing my assos road shorts.

I went out mountainbiking wearing my assos road shorts.

wierdo.

binners - Member

If you lick my eyeballs, one tastes of prawn cocktail crisps, the other of pork and leek sausages covered in brown sauce. I'm very popular at barbecues

Binners can lick his own eyebrows never mind eyeballs..... there is a reason he's the love of my life..... 😉

I was once smuggled into 10 downing street. I stole some silver the way out too.

I was in Tess Daly & Vernon Kay's garden the other day.

Jet from Gladiators once hit me in the gentleman's area.

I once was No1 in the world on PGR2 for my lap time on West on Wacker.

I've been on Blue Peter and nearly decapitated a presenter....er and I've been in the Daily Mail 😳

Not very proud of the last one.

I have on more than one occasion unexpectedly found myself (at the request of the musicians) dancing on stage in front of a large crowd as a kind of Bez character for the headline act at a music event..

This is unfortunately.. almost certainly a result of the wildly enthusiastic and eccentric nature of my dancing rather than of any inherant skill or talent.. 😳

I've played at Last Night Of The School Proms at the Albert Hall.

Also, I'm currently producing about flourescent yellow snot from my left maxillary sinus at a rate of about 125mL/hour.

My wife once rejected the lecherous advances of Dean Gaffney in a nightclub in Kingston.