So I'm in hospital with Priapism. I'll laugh about this one day.

@iainc Thanks for the ISM suggestion, they are on my very short lost to check out too. 👍 What model/s do you use mate?

I have PL (performance long) ones on the road and gravel bikes and PM (performance mountain) on MTB

ianc

I have PL (performance long) ones on the road and gravel bikes and PM (performance mountain) on MTB

Cheers for the info Ian. I'll be on the turbo initially before I hopefully get onto the Jeffsy so I'll have a look at the ISM's.

performance long

Is that a saddle or a model of Titan?

Seriously, all the best @Poopscoop

So, I started my catch up here:

I have PL (performance long)

Then went back to the Titan. Things were a little muddled for a moment as I thought Poops was getting to choose his Titan spec - ‘Comp Medium’ might be a difficult sell.

All the best @Poopscoop

Careful as you walk around the ward afterwards. A clash of the titans could be awkward.

😁🤪

Hannah wins!
Bravo!

Hope all goes well. There is always the option of a recumbent. Mine has three wheels for added smiles, and is available for trial.

After the op he'll have a place for the warning flag built in!

@Poopscoop , I have a couple of quite well "gapped" saddles and I bet a few of us do. You're welcome to try what I have to see how you go before buying something

Thanks for the continued giggles, "clash of the Titans" does deserve a special mention!😂

Oh, one up side (ahem) is that the wire in the plumbing that stops it collapsing (ahem) is made of... titanium. I was actually sad enough to ask.😉

I'm finally a Terminator.

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@Poopscoop , I have a couple of quite well “gapped” saddles and I bet a few of us do. You’re welcome to try what I have to see how you go before buying something

That's very decent of you mate, I'll see how I get on. I won't be throwing a leg over a bike (or anything else....) for around 6+ weeks... Heck, even Han(d) Solo... is a no go.😐

Oh, one up side (ahem) is that the wire in the plumbing that stops it collapsing (ahem) is made of… titanium. I was actually sad enough to ask.

Literally a weight weenie weenie. Awesome.

sing pump up the jam with new lyrics whilst operating the mechanism?

This beat is Technophallic?

Oh, one up side (ahem) is that the wire in the plumbing that stops it collapsing (ahem) is made of… titanium

I heard steel gives a more comfortable spring to the ride....

Not the typical pubmed search I’m used to, but this paper was very encouraging. Good outcomes with high satisfaction levels from a review of 10 studies. No mention of the benefits of titanium mind 😉

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7719505/

This led to some other searches and reading on other procedures that use the devices which were enlightening. Nobody undergoes female to male sexual reassignment surgery lightly. Some amazing techniques that are still being refined.

pump up the jam with new lyrics

Pump up the ham?

Edit: I Have an ISM PR2.0. Hmm… I’ll definitely try it first as I have it already. I’ll have a good read/ watch, of the setup guides.

You have to spend a bit of time setting them up correctly and I, and a few club-mates, found that even setting them up on a turbo as opposed to on road had an adverse effect on the set up.

Good luck poopscoop.
Welcome to the world of titanium.
There's a few of us on here, who have been rebuilt in various places, with new body parts.

bunnyhop x

There are indeed a few of us with metal in them...

And now you've the top chat up line...

You got any titanium in you? Would you like some....

https://open.spotify.com/track/74G9SyaKt87k2egoQnULsr?si=-2P7UnRGTP-UW51PPQZ8Ow

Or could be worse...

Hope all goes well

This came into my head due to the above (apologies if already posted) Possibly NSFW

Well, that's the day. Currently on a train up to London.

good luck

Lots of luck!

Hope all goes well.

Good luck

All the best.

Best wishes Poop, Go team Titan!!

May the force be with you!

Good luck… and remember

Hope it goes well...

Good luck mate.

Knock on wood

If anyone medical says stiff upper lip, ask for a different surgeon.

Good luck, touch wood it goes well.

Good luck

I won’t be throwing a leg over a bike (or anything else….) for around 6+ weeks… Heck, even Han(d) Solo… is a no go.😐

So we're starting the bank holiday and you're starting a w**k holiday? Jeez, I hope the EA are on standby to get the flood defences in place.

Done by the look of it.

Back where the thread started. Hope for your fast recovery. There is a Catrike recumbent in Sheffield going cheap on Ebay if you feel a more reclined pedal.

That is a photo and a half*.

😂

*lob.

@ TiRed... I definitely feel recumbent at the moment. Tired out at the mo.lol

They had to go in from both ends due to the fibrosis. Scrote, then semi detach the head to hollow out from that end too... Glad I wasn't awake....

The little chap is wrapped up like King Tut at the moment.😂

I felt a little lightheaded and queasy reading that.

Hope the recovery goes well!

Jesus Christ, and I've been feeling sorry for myself after a dental implant on Monday!

Best of luck with the recovery 👍

Jesus Christ, and I’ve been feeling sorry for myself after a dental implant on Monday!

Sorry, but I laughed

That's a grim read, it's put me right off my tea!  The King Tut comment made me chuckle though. I am imagining a Hammer horror film -  the curse of the mummy's tool!

All the best for a swift recovery and Titan's first test drive!

I've got a pic of King Tut, you can't see anything but I still feel it's not prudent to post.lol

...Sent it to most of the people I know though. Obvs.😁

Great, the other half of now calling me Dick Tut.

I'll never be able to look at melon baller ever again