[Closed] So called celebrities on an island deserted somewhere..

I don't like broccoli and find some of the later Holmes stories slightly underwhelming.

That Turkey was placed there.

cardo

Dom Jolly is amusing

NO. No he is not. Not even remotely. Is it wrong to want a celebrity to die on one of these shows?

Could they eat her finger as she technically caught it?

I've said it before and eventually it'll come true; a parallel competition to allow a member of the public one free shot with a sniper rifle from a "challenging" distance would be superb ratings material

#wouldwatch.

Fairplay to the TOWIE woman,showed some bottle there-much more than the ex pop star guy who legged it and the macho ex rugby player who is wasted

They interviewed the guy who runs Endamol last year and he basically said that these "reality" shows will come down to 10 Z-list celebrities on a crashing plane and only 9 parachutes for entertainment.

Funny thing is his great-great-great (and about 4 more) grandad, was the man behind the first modern sewerage system in London, so he piped the sh*t out of our homes and Endamol are pumping it back in

10 Z-list celebrities on a crashing plane and only 9 parachutes for entertainment.

Sounds like an unnecessarily large number of parachutes 🙂

Running man with celebs anyone?

In all honesty, I like it.

The things people put themselves through for attention is hilarious.

It amuses me.
🙂

It's hilarious,
Near death, can't go on, one more step and it's the end of me, get to beach swim and lark around in water for half an hour?

Was shouting at the telly when C-list celeb blonde was trying to catch the turkey " she doesn't want to catch it!"
Flailing at the bird but never quite leaping close enough or moving fast enough to catch it, basically the hunger was not strong enough to overcome the terrible realisation of having to touch a live animal and wring it's neck.

It's compelling viewing.

jekkyl

Running man with celebs anyone?

You could have celebrity stalkers too. It would be a win win.

oh liking that idea JimJam. Thinking who'd I like to see as Stalkers...
who would be good?

[i]10 Z-list celebrities on a crashing plane and only 9 parachutes for entertainment[/i]

Sounds good. When's it on?

Mike Tyson for one. Let's get Cris Cyborg in there two. Maybe Dave Bautista. Probably need an NFL player in there too, Bob Sapp would do I suppose. And some kind of mildly unhinged famous soldier ala Chris Kyle.

Brian Blessed..

Thinking who'd I like to see as Stalkers... who would be good?

Shame Saville's gone.

Celebrity stalkers?

I'd just empty Broadmoor of serial killers and set them loose. Most of them are just as talented/famous as the average reality TV celebirty.

Extra prison privileges for every celebrity they take out.

Or for the less bloody version, every celebrity they can persuade to retire from public life.

Man, i can't spell celebrity.

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I'm still waiting for someone to commission Monkey Tennis 🙁

Lucy Worsley as a stalker, she could pick a gruesome method of killing from British History to exact the killing blow.

Milton Jones would make a good stalker.