[Closed] Simonfbarnes where are you?

The shorts are far too long for sfb!

And he's wearing sunglasses.

points of non-correspondence:
spds: no
non hairy legs: no
glasses: no
absence of camera: no
small nose: no
short arse: no
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darn sarf: no
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And he's wearing sunglasses.

I do have some, which have lain unused in my pack for over a year. Maybe one day the sun will be bright enough...

Not on Footpath: ??

he's not riding on the footway nor does it look like he had just walked 30 people over that green park area in the back ground, no way can that be SFB

There's aren't 17 people on bikes behind him all following without question.

an sfb recently:
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note aquatic habitat

were you off on a weekend of bike camping?

were you off on a weekend of bike camping?

unlikely, cannot spare the time away from my pooter 🙁

WTF? Look at the size of that rucksack. D'you normally ride with that?

Simon, you doing any rides from 31st of may to 5th june? I am going to be in the lakes that week and would like to do a bit of riding but am good at getting lost. I can confirm that my swimming certificate is up to date...

D'you normally ride with that?

yes 🙂

Simon, you doing any rides from 31st of may to 5th june?

we do 3 rides a week, Weds eve and Sat & Sun, but they've not been chosen yet. You're welcome to come along.

Hmm, the evening one, would that be night riding at this time of year? Might be free for the Sunday one, is it likely to be an all day epic or shorter than that?

I have a spare club light for lending out, but the evening ride will be half+ in daylight by then.

The first Sunday of each month is always an easy-ish ride.

Where does the Sunday ride start from is it open to anyone to tag along? What sort of distance?

Easy ish sounds good, as I'm not really used to big hills living down south. I've got lights, just not convinced that a night ride for my first lakes experience is sensible 🙂

Do you work in IT?

I've got lights, just not convinced that a night ride for my first lakes experience is sensible

it's a ride, get over it :o)

Where does the Sunday ride start from is it open to anyone to tag along? What sort of distance?

We usually meet at the Holiday Inn (M6 junction 34) at 9am, but this is subject to variation, so it's best to ring me to check (01524 843474). The ride is different each week, and they vary between 15 and 35 miles. Anyone can come along, we're not fussy 🙂

Do you work in IT?

I'm a computer programmer. IMO IT is something else.

Thanks Simon,

Should be able to make the July ride unless your heading to the STW Weekender?

Should be able to make the July ride unless your heading to the STW Weekender?

I won't be 🙂

Thanks

Cheers mate, will be in touch nearer the time.

more points of non-correspondence:
thirtyish: 2 decades out
cyling shoes: no
pushing bike by the bars on level ground: no

basically you have the sex, colour and absence of fat right but no other similarities :o)

and he was with a very attractive lady biker

photographing her arse?

full fingered gloves when not brassic ? I think not!

full fingered gloves when not brassic ? I think not!

What has being skint got to do with wearing full fingered gloves ? If anything, surely mitts would be cheaper ?

Do you mean brass monkeys ?

Do you mean brass monkeys ?

yes, I seem to have conflated the two expressions 🙂