dooosuk.....I won't as it's against the thread title and clearly i am tooo much of an ugly bloke for her to still be with..
I've moved onwards and hopefully soon onto even betterness....
Thanks for that shoefiti / Drac....
looking forward to my innertube - although I guess it may lost in the post 😀
Ambrose - Thanks mate. We'll have to hook up next time you're up in beautiful Aberystwyth.... 🙂 See you soon mate
I have many pictures but none worthy enough to be declared as my other half 8)
Here's my missus doin' what she likes to do most....... she never stops! 😉
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gravedigger ?
haha, mine would be stood there expecting the hole to dig itself....then looking at me and expecting me make it happen!
Dammit, this thread is really making me feel my singleness. I hate you all!
flyingmonkeycorps partner
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Lol @ Hora - flyingmonkeycorps partner is the same as mine,which is worrying ! 😉
Haha nah, my fingernails are cleaner 😉
Strato, I raise you one blond German with a Hilti:
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How did they ever loose the war....(patience while it loads...)
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rickmeister, good try, but does she do oil changes on the van?
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tend the garden/veggie patch?
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...including cutting the hedge?
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Paint the eaves?
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Whacker the new drive?
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....and still have time to race?
Silver medal 'par equipe' at the VTT Nationals last week.
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Not to mention doing great leg massage, superb cooking, and driving home of tired drunkards.
SB 😉
Bloody hell SB I must have been behind the door when they were given out!
Fair play!
whacker plate and open toe sandals.
SOMEONE CALL THE HSE!!!!
Oh I see where this is going...
Mrs Flamejob changing the water pump in our little car...
..she's an Engineer innit.....
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Look at the mess she's making!!!! 😮
Needs less paint on her brush
SFB must have beaten himself to death by now 🙄
stratobiker - I think I'm in love with your missus !!!
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Is there a car in that picture? Oh yes, so there is ...
psyclone1976 the lad on the left wants her!
Frulli, . . . hmmm, now there's a woman of taste!
Yeah Mrs Stratobiker scrubs up OK too!
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psyclone1976 the lad on the left wants her! [/blockquote]
LOL...that's me!!
Good call SB, but you will NEVER get your towel on the sunbed before a German!
LOL @ Hora.....
"More Kleenex for Mr Barnes...."
Tags are ace.
Waits for the horn comment.....
This gives me an excuse to look at pics of Mrs whilst she's away with the Hunn 🙁
The only facetime we get at the mo is on Skype video which oddly goes all pixelated when things get interesting 😕
still... we're going penthouse hunting in Malaga next week.. can't be all bad.
'kin 'ell, SB - she can polish my trumpet any day 🙂
Stratobiker, are you married to Tracy Mosely?
One from the wedding album Lindsey looks almost the same but for me well the hairs got thinner and the eyebrows thicker.
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Me and the Mrs in Croatia last year...
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Tracey
Keep em coming Flamejob.
psyclone1976... that brussels? think i recognise the building in the background.
i could post a pic of my misses, nope i cant she is my ex now and i have deleted all the pics of her, 8 days till she moves out and i can get on with life again!!!!!! 😀
gohan, for old times sake surely once more before she leaves?
blimey Hora you'll be asking for her used undies next
:roll:there isnt a PM function on STW RD 8)
hora - Member:roll:there isnt a PM function on STW RD
PM? Is that an abbreviation for [i]post masturbation[/i]?
Smogmonstress......
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People have some good looking gf's! i must have been late for the queue or something 😉
Smogmonstress indeed a total hotty, good work fella!
indeed, more of smogmonstress I say
So who wins? 😉
I think some of the pics on this thread might have inspired me to gte a divorce and try again!
someone tell me how to post a pic, i found one i didnt delete,
then again, they are all still on facebook! dam technology!
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figured it out, having a slow morning, anyway, just for hora, my ex in portugal last year just up the road from her dads villa,
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this time?
Frankly I'm impressed that Smogmonster found ANY lass in Smog-land that doesn't have 2 heads or an eye in the middle of her forehead. To have unearthed such a babe is outstanding work!!
i give up.
Umm ... no - Gohan - try this:
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Couple o' good points, have to say..
it's inspired me to dump my missus & try it on with the hottie I've fancied for a while!
It's inspired me to nip round STWer's houses while they are out biking and chat up their missus 🙂
i'm not sure if increasing the uk divorce rate was my original intention - but so be it.
DrJ - the only explanation i have is that she isnt from Smogland...shes a Yorkshire lass.
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Only other pic i can access at the moment, with the obligatory change of hair colour every year or so.......and with the kids.
Excellent! You can keep the kids! Haha
Doing what she likes doing:
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Some very attractive ladies on this thread ....the kids do spoil the effect,though 😀
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You all my wife now!
Here is my missus proving I punched above my weight.
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I'll be honest with you all, I'm married to this-
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I'm lucky too, some already know it.
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Your missus looks waaaay more interested in your pint than you in that pic! 😀
Which one is the misses 🙂
ta drj, you made it work, i couldnt obv why she is my ex!
Mrs smogmonster actually looks a bit like that french newsreader melissa theuriau, anyone else think so?
Mrs Nicknoxx
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Sascha has just seen this thread and demanded I show a half decent one of her!
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My fave!
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Mrs stoney, taken @ her bros wedding 3 years ago.
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No bikey shots as yet!
Without permision/knowledge.....bla bla bla....
smogmonster wins
Now we've conclusively proved that MTB'ers bag the babes, can we move on to analysing the reasons? Is it just that MTB'ing makes your dick bigger ??
all these stunners is just because the rest of the world are fearful of being giggled at/"less proud" of thier catches.
Rich, how come Sascha and imogen made the cover of dirt??
(i hope imogen is right :oops:)
Get ready for an 'oops' Olly 😉
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Eva at the top of Uetliberg in Zurich
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and a bikey shot at a cafe near Oslo
and just to reiterate what has already been said before. I'm a 42 year old weather beaten scrout from Bolton and she's a 32 year old bit of viking fluff. so it must be the mountain biking that attracts them
so it must be the mountain biking that attracts them
Speak for yourself; Tequila delivered a lingerie adorned iberian princess to my bed. I refused the offer... she thought I was gay when she work me on the sofa the next morning.
"she work me on the sofa the next morning."
Ooh er. I guess you meant "woke". So why did you refuse then?
Ooh er. I guess you meant "woke". So why did you refuse then?
No nothing seedy; I was just being a gentleman 🙂
It seems to have worked.. she is still around after five years of living with a bike obsessed geeek.