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 hora
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Caption competition for DezB[i]"Last night didnt happen did it? Why did you sleep with Peterpoddy"?[/i]


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:28 am
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hahaha, love the tags


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:28 am
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the camera never lies eh 😉


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:29 am
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and i thought this thread would die out. phnarrrrrrr


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:40 am
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Mrs DezB: <thinks> OMG, how did I end up with this mountainbiking geek?
DezB: <thinks> hmm, Chris King headsets, Rohloff, all mountain, tandem, singlespeed...


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 10:21 am
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konabunny - 1st line, I'm thinking - this bloke obviously knows me..!

2nd line... [i]Rohloff..singlespeed...[/i] - you blew it! 😀


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 10:30 am
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Posted : 18/05/2009 10:36 am
 hora
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Barney_McGrew is well lucky!


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 10:36 am
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"but most people have posted pictures of pleasant, happy and vigorous looking people having fun"

well i'm not going to post the pics of her in hospital with her black eye and broken wrist after she refused to take my shoes off and make me a cup of tea, am i....?

and i'm good looking and so is my bird.

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this is already somewhere in the STW vault but here it is again.

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Posted : 18/05/2009 11:43 am
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I've got some interesting ones of Hora's missus. Can I put them up?


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 12:09 pm
 hora
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binners, we all know that 'mrshora' is actually my hand 😮


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 12:11 pm
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i have some interesting ones of Hora's hand?

lol @ the tags on this thread


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 12:28 pm
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The bloke at the bottom of the second of cynic-al's pics is one weird looking dude.....bit of a jabba the hut looky likey going on there with the no neck thing

maybe related to humpty dumpty 😉


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 12:38 pm
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I was sent that picture by a friend some while back with the heading "Here is a picture of a man who looks like a thumb". It did not disappoint.


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:03 pm
 hora
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BigDummy, I almost posted but stopped myself....dude he might be...'you [i]know[/i] errr..


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:34 pm
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you know errr

What.... You mean.. a roadie?


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:37 pm
 hora
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Yes. He might be someone who specialises in road riding


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:39 pm
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Well recovered!


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:40 pm
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The fragrant and delightful Mrs Binners

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Posted : 18/05/2009 1:49 pm
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Oh well....

I'll see her in a bit anyway


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:50 pm
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"Direct not allowed" (binners was that a rude pic?)


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 1:52 pm
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Certainly not! Its a lovely pic of her I took t'other week


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 2:00 pm
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Right, this is going back a bit, took this 22 years ago of my better half!

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Boy, does time fly!


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 2:25 pm
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Ma Bird 😉
[img]Bird[/img]

After a hard day in the saddle
[img]A hard day[/img]

A bit more respectable
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Posted : 18/05/2009 2:27 pm
 hora
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[note to self]be still my beating heart


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 2:32 pm
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cynic-al - I LOLed at that, good spot.


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 2:56 pm
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Cynic-Al

That's one freaky looking thumb-head......

I think that may give me nightmares tonight.


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 5:29 pm
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At last my work is appreciated 😀

I'm surprised so few folk appear to know "thumb-guy". I must spend less time online...


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 5:31 pm
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Alpin, she's only with you because you told her you are the little one out of Take That.
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Posted : 18/05/2009 6:04 pm
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:LOL: great spot Harry_the_spider!


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 6:20 pm
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I vote for more pics of Barney McGrews Mrs in the nud please.


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:11 pm
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Mrs Sandwich agrees Harry. Alpin send her an autograph please 😀 And a chorus of "Shine"!


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:11 pm
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I'll put that to her however I'd imagine she'll pass on that one on the off chance any of her pupils frequent this forum*
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* before you ask, that doesn't mean they'll be available off line


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:36 pm
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not a clue i'm posting


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 9:58 pm
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just to prove she's mine, but then again nobody else would have her till i took her in.

care in the community i think it's known as.


 
Posted : 18/05/2009 10:02 pm
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Good work there flatfish - keeping to topic too!


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 12:53 am
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another prime example of 'slaphead bike geek lands hottie.' Mrstubing and myself a wee bit squiffy in Keswick.
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no permission so don't tell okay?


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 2:56 am
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slimtubing, Have you got a screw on hand and finger?
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Posted : 19/05/2009 4:38 am
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It's amazing how much "Mrstubing and myself" reads like "mastrubating myself" isn't it.


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 5:09 am
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[i]slimtubing, Have you got a screw on hand and finger[/i]?

What's he doing with his right hand, I'd like to know? La Tubing seems to be liking it, whatever it is!


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 5:25 am
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Flatfish, I'm guessing here but I bet shes a whole-better rider than me as well! 😥


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 6:57 am
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She's lost a lot of pace recently after firing out two fledgeling flatfishes but did the honc last month with only two or three small traing rides.

Dead proud I was.

Still hasn't lost the knack of riding like a looney at times though.


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 7:05 am
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flatfish I told my missus not to hang onto the brakes so she ran into a tree. Sat there dazed I said to her 'what happened'? She replied 'well you said try and keep off the brakes'...literally. Nutter. 🙂


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 7:12 am
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What's he doing with his right hand, I'd like to know? La Tubing seems to be liking it, whatever it is!

He demonstrating his 'how to play the double bass' technique 'downstairs'...or something


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 7:16 am
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So Doug, I wasn't the only one that though that:))))))


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 8:29 am
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IIRC my right hand was simultaneously keeping the old girl happy and relieving her of any small change in her back pocket,which i subsequently spent on more Jennings and pork scratchings.


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 9:51 am
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Me and the mrs, on our engagement. I'm a lucky fella, she's a stunner.

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Posted : 19/05/2009 11:18 am
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trailmonkey I'm wondering....do they star in homemade pron movies? Wonder if one would get a stiffy watching said-movie


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 11:24 am
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Before

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After

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Posted : 19/05/2009 11:26 am
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Trailmonkey you must have been in disguise on Dartmoor t'other week !!!(which one is you BTW?)


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 2:40 pm
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Nice sweater, trailmonkey 🙂


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 2:45 pm
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Posted : 19/05/2009 3:09 pm
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Here's me and my missus on our wedding day. We certainly fit the category I think

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Posted : 19/05/2009 3:24 pm
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on our wedding day a year or two ago
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Posted : 19/05/2009 3:25 pm
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Sam that looks more like you than I do that fella in There's Something About Mary.


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 3:30 pm
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Cheeky bastard!

And did you have to give the game up so quick? 🙄


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 3:33 pm
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Her indoors, outdoors keeping me on the leash

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Posted : 19/05/2009 3:33 pm
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Barney Macgrew, does your mrs come form north devon originally?
Barnstaple area perhaps?


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 3:34 pm
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Yeah sorry mate. Where did you find the pic of Flasheart though?


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 3:36 pm
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Flamejob's missus looks like Anita Rani off of Watchdog:

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Posted : 19/05/2009 3:55 pm
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Me n the Maris

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Barney Macgrew, does your mrs come form north devon originally?
Barnstaple area perhaps?

Why? Did you do her when she was younger?

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Nah, sorry mate, you must have her mistaken for someone else.


 
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Her parents paid for her to come over here to study for an MBA in the hope that she'd go back and help manage the family business...oops.

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Posted : 19/05/2009 5:16 pm
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@ harry-the-spider: nah, he looks like me.

has been said before i must admit. still toying with the idea of whether it is a compliment or not....


 
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@ harry-the-spider: nah, he looks like me.

has been said before i must admit. still toying with the idea of whether it is a compliment or not....

I'd settle for looking like the third most famous member of Take That. I once got mistaken for footballist Danny Mills (seen here with his wife).

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Me and Mrs TR... people say we look alike, but I suppose that's what happens after years together

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Posted : 19/05/2009 6:09 pm
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My bird, Mrs SP.

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Posted : 19/05/2009 8:09 pm
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I think Stuf may win the prize of an inner tube courtesy of IWH due to being married to a very attactive lady combined with his looky-like-ness:

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Posted : 19/05/2009 10:14 pm
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verbal_kint - boring question but is that Salzburg?


 
Posted : 19/05/2009 10:36 pm
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Stuf

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Posted : 19/05/2009 10:41 pm
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Martyn- you have had a bit of 'work' done since we last met. The Mrs hasn't changed at all though since the last time you were out and I was visiting Aber... It chafes a bit though doesn't it? 😉

Happy (forthcoming) Birthday mate.

Ambrose


 
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@ BM, lol I must have done someone who looks quite like her then!
Lovely none the less (and one I keep in the "bank")lol.


 
Posted : 20/05/2009 7:09 am
 hora
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Funnily there are a few mixed-race couples on STW (hope Im not generalising too much!).


 
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No, you're right Hora. I like the egg and spoon whereas my wife prefers the sack*.
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* don't bother! It's too easy**

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Posted : 20/05/2009 7:49 am
 hora
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(Still jealous of Barney_McGrew) 8)


 
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i'm a right fat git that doesn't do any house work and drinks too much and going grey now too, but my wife's a hotty (for knocking 40) she would go mad if i put a photo of her on here, so here's painting of her instead.
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Posted : 20/05/2009 10:18 am
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Ask me this 5 mths ago, i would of posted up some very yummy pics....

Now i've got some equally yummy pics but she's not mine... 🙁 yet!!!!!!!!!!!!


 
Posted : 20/05/2009 10:48 am
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its hard to see whether the carpet matches the drapes in that picture.


 
Posted : 20/05/2009 10:48 am
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Sharki - post up the yummy pics from 5mths ago anyway.


 
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Another ugly Mountain Biker with sexy lady...
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Rides bikes...
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