Just remembered, reading another thread, that the best job I ever had was fitting Sky for a couple of years.
I had nothing to contribute to the office shenanigans thread (because I never find out anything), but what about service industry?
My contributions (that I remember)
1. I once walked into a kitchen loaded up with sky box, cable reel etc and accidentally kicked an empty dog bowl right across the kitchen floor. Went back to van, came back with drill box and lady of the house, in kitchen said to me "Have you seen our tortoise here; isn't he lovely? He's 80 years old you know". They didn't have a dog.
2. Once picked up drill box, turned around and walked full force into a very clear patio door.
3. Once giving a demo of the features of Sky, crouched in front of telly, on my toes, in front of the family and very attractive daughter, I farted. Loudly.
4. Have walked through a retired couple's hallway to see a huge plastic wang under the fish tank stand. Wasn't there 5 minutes later.
5. Seen a seagull impaled on a ladder hook on the A38.