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I work for a small company so secret santa is actually a bit of fun still.
What can I buy for a fiver that will be entertaining and not offensive (ignoring anything to do with the recipient's personality)


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:21 pm
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Mad Ass foods naga chilli paste relabelled as an invigorating spa style face rub?

Or does it have to be entertaining for the recipient too?


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:24 pm
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Just laminate a £5 note


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:28 pm
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Ten Benson? Everyone loves the gift of fags


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:29 pm
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Musical xmas decoration. Fun tat that you would never buy for your own house!


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:30 pm
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0019SPNQ8


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:33 pm
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good choices so far. Keep them coming 🙂


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:34 pm
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A Comet gift voucher?


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:35 pm
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Tesco are doing Powerball exercisers for £5


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 4:46 pm
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Posted : 26/11/2012 4:51 pm
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you didn't say what sex is the recipient, why get a 'fun' present, totally useless. Alcohol is always a winner, for a fiver though, 2 large bottles of Peroni? bottle of wine. I'd thank you for that a lot more than some musical crismas tat.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:18 pm
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Thong and a shaving kit.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:21 pm
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How about a 'Sorry You're Leaving Us' card?


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:22 pm
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Viz annual?


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:23 pm
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Is its presents in a hat, or names out of a hat? Makes a big difference.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:46 pm
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cheap rubber dildo


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 5:50 pm
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Gold fish and pint glass


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 6:47 pm
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My contribution last year was a man-sized jar of Marmite. No idea whether the recipient hated it or not as I was away for the swapping.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 6:48 pm
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For the ladies a trowel and a tube of pollyfilla put in an old Clarins gift box or similar


 
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Our works secret Santa stopped after I got the boss "belladonna's fist" dildo


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 7:02 pm
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Perhaps you and Harry the Spider could mutually solve a problem for each other. [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/i-have-a-problem-with-potpourri ]I have a problem with Potpourri[/url]

Or, a nice photoframe, but put a photo of you and your family in it and superglue the back on.


 
Posted : 26/11/2012 7:33 pm
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club together with a mate and get one of these..?

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Posted : 30/11/2012 11:09 am
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It's amazing how much bog roll you can get for a fiver if you buy the cheap stuff, put it in a big box and wrap it up, everyone will be wanting it.


 
Posted : 30/11/2012 3:25 pm
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you could nip round the chinky and pick up three portions of eggflylice.

then wrap it in non controversial, non religious, lesbian-but-thats-ok paper.


 
Posted : 30/11/2012 3:36 pm
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[url= http://www.amazon.com/BACON-shaped-themed-Adhesive-Bandages/dp/B000SSV8AA/ref=pd_sim_t_7 ]Bacon band-aids. Practical too![/url]


 
Posted : 30/11/2012 3:37 pm
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I sell lovely tea towels, £5 each. Several STWers have bought some already.
http://emmyjane-design.blogspot.co.uk/


 
Posted : 30/11/2012 4:12 pm