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...with a suspected detached testicle. Been told I can't eat or drink so I'm guessing surgery is on the cards.
This could sting a bit!
Eek! Good luck with that.
Ooof! Dare we ask how?
Get well soon.
Blimey, that sounds bloomin' painful. Hope you're on the mend soon.
Edit; al - there's some things that one shouldn't ask!
suspected detached testicle
Not had a look/feel?
In this particular case, pics are not needed.
Good luck!
Got a smack in the plums from a big piece of cable that sprung up a few weeks ago, so maybe that.
Noticed the right one hanging a lot lower the other day and a bit of tenderness in the groin.
A doctor has examined and agrees with my self diagnosis. Waiting to see a surgeon now
that sounds painful to say the least. get better soon.
Having once seen someone at work seemingly spontaneously get a twisted one 😯 good luck!
[subconsciously crosses legs in sympathy]
I dislike this thread. Good luck though. Hope the nurse doesnt have cold hands.
Ouch! Hope all goes well
🙁 No words. Good luck, here's hoping you still have two at the end of the day...
Not another sodding erection thread.
That said, balls out appears to be a theme.
(Good luck!)
Oooh. Sounds shite. Hope you scrotally recover from this and don't have to sack off too much work. Don't go too nuts if you have to spend a bit of time resting while you recover.
Makes my detached collar bone positively painless! All the best.
😯 !!
So wish I hadn't opened this thread!
Makes my eyes water. Mind you, if you look at the front page you'll find spares are readily available.
Make sure you warn him to be careful with that knife. Good lock.
Daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn! Did even realise this was possible, time to start strapping mine to the side of my leg as a preventative measure!
poah, you are a horrible person 😉
Hopefully its a reattachment rather than a removal.
i lost the end of my finger yesterday.... got it trapped when unloading the truck. was too late to sew on the rest so now have that in a bag now :|. got a big bandage around it, it is sore as bugger...... and it is going to take at least four weeks until i can work/ride again.
a mate got his penis caught in my brake lever when i was about 10 (i wasn't riding the bike at the time, he was). found my bike abandoned and then a long streak of blood leading to his front door. poor bastard! ended up having it sewn back on.
he managed to lean forward on the bike and
I had a twisted testicle a few years ago.. (stop s****ing at the back). The most painful experience ever. Don'tenvy you OP. 😯
Spent a night in hospital after my little lad landed knees first on mine. I passed out!
You have my sympathy.
Sorry, but how do you get you penis caught in a brake lever 😯
Carefully Nipper99.
Backwards superman?
All the best OP - lets hope all goes well and you can't view poah's contribution!
monkeysfeet - MemberI had a twisted testicle a few years ago
picture above is a testicular torsion.
This is a clear case at stealing the forum name WorldClassAccident!
And can I be the first to ask how you made it 2 weeks before seeking advice, surely it must have been painful during that time?
Had an ultrasound and there is fluid there but nothing that looks too dodgy. Just waiting for docs final verdict. Might not be as serious as first thought.
Ooof! Healing vibes!
Does the verdict involve 'unzipping' the sack and seeing if either falls out???
mate got his penis caught in my brake lever
Genuine lol!
Never mind your testicles, it's your broadband I'm worried about 😉
bit of an extreme way to get someone to cop a feel
GWS btw
Get well soon mate!
How'd that happen?
I twisted one in a 'bedroom' incident. So so painful.
Had an ultrasound and there is fluid there but nothing that looks too dodgy.
there is a well practised way of getting rid of fluid from that area... I'm sure a matron* could help you.
*ooooooh
Wouldn't just be as easy to have it removed altogether?
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR - Member
Had an ultrasound and there is fluid there but nothing that looks too dodgy
Congratulations!
Now, whats wrong with your bollocks?
The fluid is in the ballsack, not the testes.
No-one could actually tell me what was wrong, but copping a feel and ultrasound shows nowt.
The old cup and cough - well, it doesn't even twitch, but a doctor said it was alive and well.
After working away all week and them being a bit 'tight' this morning, this evening has been the first time I've had chance to show the Mrs - she was a little shocked - it's hanging at least an inch lower than normal.
tried getting in a cold bath to see if they shrink back?
They shrink fine, but that's the skin tightening, not the testes retracting
had that ever since vasectomy 7 yrs ago. Urologist said not abnormal, common occurrence. They can insert some kind of mesh to support or something in some cases but he told me to forget about it !it's hanging at least an inch lower than normal.
Congratulations,this is the first time on here that a post has left me with my legs crossed.
I think there should be a line that posters do not cross & you've crossed that metaphorical line in the cybersphere 😯
I sincerely wish you healing vibes...
To be honest, I wasn't overly concerned whether I was going to have an op to re-connect, or lose the knacker altogether.
What I didn't want is a potentially dangerous situation, or - too much bloody time out of action.
As it is, Mr Ed still isn't right, which annoys me, but will have to see how it develops now. I'm over being squeamish about too much stuff
Ball to that.
Just tuck it into your sock.
Might be delayed onset puberty...
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spectacular-Saggy-Scrotum-Allan-Plenderleith/dp/1841613355
Saw this n thought it was an apt self help book.
Glad you're ok and don't need an OP.
Got hit in the plumbs by accident when folding away a laptop lock cable! Unravelled and did a Max Mosely in the plumbs and hurt for 1-2 weeks!