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...you should know by now only frozen sausages will hammer into lawns! Perhaps the unseasonally warm weather caught you out! 😀
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj69x3w8p1go
"The damp pink cylinders themselves look relatively unchanged from the original photograph," said Mr Wesley-Worrall.
Remember the dog on Thats Life that was trained to say 'Damp Pink Cyinders'
Isn't that just a nest of wild pig eggs?
He forgot the hammer.
Damp Pink Cylinders.... That's a Frank Zappa side project if ever I heard it.
Hmm… have we finally found a new name for “vegetarian sausages” to keep the livestock farmers happy?
Could be links to organised crime. The culprits are probably Ludlow until it blows over. They may evade the long arm of the Lorne. They've got nothing Toulouse. That's it. I'm done.
Organised crime…it’ll be the Cumberland ring… they’re the wurst.
At least there wasn't any cheese with them, that would be the Würste Käse scenario.