[Closed] Relationship woes!

Kick her out and get a lodger

I read that as get a badger and was pondering how that'd help.

If you did get a Badger there would be mushroom

https://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Sorry to say OP.  I would leave the relationship.  You are 32 - all your life ahead of you.

Sell the house and get your mums money back.  Then get on with the rest of your life.  Life’s too short to waste time with people you can’t trust.

If you did get a Badger there would be mushroom

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A SNAKE! A SNAKE! A snake. A snake.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger etc ad infinitum

Kick her out and get a lodger

Kick her clout and kick his todger

Plot twist: OP is now under the patio.

You sound nice.

I think it’s fair to say here that the op is royally pissed off and this should now be coming to a head (scuse the pun which isn’t meant to be).

I would tell her what’s what and that sorry luv, you have since forfeited your portion of the roof over your head.

I can lend you a set of CAT boots and a Ti handlebar to “finish her”.

😝