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Apologies if posted before, made me laugh like **** when I saw it, insanity, not a lot to do in the backwoods!
The redneck roller coaster further down is good too.
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken fried steak.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Here's the recruitment film.
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Just what the frack is that thing that bloke's holding? Looks like a 30mm anti aircraft cannon grafted onto a sniper rifle. I know Grizzlies and Elk can take some stopping, but that's fekkin' ridiculous!
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I read somewhere that its a WWII Anti Tank Gun - useful fer shootin' critters.......... 😀
Can I have a couple of those please?
Anti Tank Gun - useful fer shootin' critters
Yep, shootin' critters for every rednecks favourite food :
Alabama Fried Armadillo .......... in a bucket
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[i]It's Finger Lickin' Good[/i]
redneck's doin' hip hop.
Make a good anti-taxi weapon. Want one on my Octi. When's open season on taxis?