[Closed] Redisgn a new Human Being

Built in suspension in arms and legs? Eh - Hello.

Another thumb on the other side of your hand

Slightly less ludicrous and vulnerable male genitalia

Urinate beer.

Wheels instead of feet. Women have an 'off' switch.

The flexibility and balance of a cat then I can ride skinnys and not smash myself up

edit: No begging for B-jobs either

I'd like to be a hermaphrodite with an extra pair of hands

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[b]Redisgn[/b] a new Human Being

built in spellchecker ?

Bionic eye with a choice of HUD's
Bionic arm
Built in mobile phone or telepathy
Built in computer or really good brain or access to all of it like a computer.
A USB port built in to a finger
Skin that changes sunlight into energy and doesn't burn.
A sleep button
Built in anti gravity device & time travel
Age really really slowly once you're 21
List goes on!!

physiological colour change like a Chameleon or octopus.

Built in anti gravity device & time travel

you forgot teleport and the ability to create private universes...

I want a flexible tail with a hand on the end. Preferably furry, like a cat's tail.

Anyone read any of the cluture novels of Iain M Banks...there is a man with some mad ideas about how people would modify them selves if the technology is available.

SSP

SSP +1

That would be the Iain M. Banks with brain glands for drugs, recycling. orgasms for men and immortality. Yes please, all of those

I'd love to live in the Culture.

I'll just be me... Supereverything 😉

Ahhhh, yes, to be a special circumstances agent of the culture. With accompanying knife missile for dealing with pesky mobile speed cameras!

SPD feet?

Can't you just track down a radioactive spider or something?

With accompanying knife missile for dealing with pesky mobile speed cameras!

unnecessary with teleport :o) Bzzzt & you're there. Anywhere.

Self healing scars!?! As opposed to what perpetually gaping wounds? Bionic eyes with HUD? How would that work then, surely bionic eye with data overlay (it's the eye, internal to the head, having a Head Up Display, part i don't get.)

I love the idea of SPDfeet. LOL.

Otherwise - bits that grow back might be quite useful - you know, like lizards tails do...

Upgrade the Infra red detection already on your face and Accoustic navigation.

One way lungs like birds for cycling uphills.

Eternal youth and gf noise cancelling inner ears. 😆

Superman powers?

Superman powers?

Then everyone would have them, negating the 'super'

I'd have a pouch like a kangaroo, to keep keys and your phone in. A bit like fat people have already, but they keep fluff and bits of old KFC in theirs, and they arn't so much pouches as big rolls of skin.

Women have an "On" switch? Not in that sense, obviously.

Toes with no toenails on.
Toes are great! Anecdotally, people who have lost their little toe fall over a lot more, such is the last little bit of stabilisation that you get from such a tiny part of you.

However.

Toe[i]nails[/i]: completely useless! Except to go all manky and keep podiatrists busy. Engineer them out, i say.