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Kim Jong-Un trying his very best to look like a Bond villain...

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Who else out there has that Bond Villain trait about them?


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:09 pm
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Posted : 12/03/2013 2:14 pm
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As ever, his mind is on his next meal.

"Whack it in some batter and bring it to me. With chips. Lots of chips."


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:15 pm
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Like it thegreatape- especially when you combine it with the 'Go Compare' advert with the black hole in it! 😆


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:18 pm
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Kim Jong-Un trying his very best to look like a Bond villain...

Taking a leaf out of his Father's book too, looking a but wonwee.


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:34 pm
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no frikkin lasers though. 🙁


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:40 pm
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Kim Jong-Un trying his very best to look like a Bond villain..

"They not piranhas. I wanted piranhas! Someone in much big trouble!"


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 2:45 pm
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Murdoch has got to be a bond villian


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 3:48 pm
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Kim Jong-Un looks scarily like my boss ...


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 3:53 pm
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Bernie Ecclestone


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 3:58 pm
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Who's the scary old bird on Dragons Den...

She certainly looks the part but has come across really nice the few times I've seen her on it.


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 4:07 pm
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Richard Branson, Necker island gives it away, and his smile..


 
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I think old Dinnerjacket would fit the bill as a slightly mad Alan Rickman esque oil baron.....

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Murdoch has got to be a bond villian

As in Mr Sky/ News Corporation and not the A Team 😆


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 5:58 pm
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notice no-one is standing within pushing in reach of KJU


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 6:04 pm
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With the flick of a switch he could take down rail, air, banks and the internet.

This bloke has an "Off" switch too.

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With the flick of a switch he could take down rail, air, banks and the internet.

😆 especially now he has Usain Bolt as a glove puppet...


 
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Bernie Ecclestone

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Putin's 'mini me' 😆


 
Posted : 12/03/2013 8:41 pm
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Don't forget, every Bond villain also needs a henchman.

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And every villain needs a cat 😆

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Posted : 13/03/2013 2:11 pm
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My friend recently built an aquarium for the military top brass in North Korea. Doesn't look like the shark pools above though.


 
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My friend recently built an aquarium for the military top brass in North Korea.

Retractable diving boards inc?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 2:22 pm
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Caption: OK, Hans Blix I will show you my WMDs. Stand to your reft...............


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 2:26 pm
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When sourcing the sharks they kept them penned in a bay in China. A cyclone swept in and all the sharks escaped. My friend had to go around nailing up warning signs on nearby beaches.
He was given a minder in N.K obviously so he got up to no good but also to stop him being mobbed. The locals had never seen anyone 6'5" and 20 stone!


 
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"They not [s]piranhas[/s] piwanahs. I wanted [s]piranhas[/s] piwanahs! Someone in much big [s]trouble[/s] twubble!"

FIFY


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 2:42 pm
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My friend had to go around nailing up warning signs on nearby beaches.
Yeh, Koreans are notoriously poor at doing those sort of tasks for themselves


 
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Well, for him it's just a job, but for them it's a korea.

(coat, please)


 
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^ 😆 ^

Why do they have a collection of sharks anyway?


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 3:16 pm
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No villains but more [url=

Korea[/url] stuff (may not be true warning)


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 3:20 pm
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Not sharks but how timely

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/03/13/heavily_armed_s3x_crazed_dolphins/
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ok, the pic isn't quite related to the story but it's good anyway


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 3:24 pm
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No villains but more North Korea stuff (may not be true warning)

Weird!
I'm going to try some snow coffee 😆

Well, for him it's just a job, but for them it's a korea.

(coat, please)

Boom, tish................... hands coat over and laughs anyway 😆


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 6:10 pm
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Actually, outgoing Pope Benedict whatsis number would make a great Goldfinger!

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Even the German accent: "I expect you to die Mr Bond" 😀


 
Posted : 13/03/2013 7:04 pm
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Regarding the first picture my man in the know says its a sturgeon farm.


 
Posted : 14/03/2013 5:07 pm
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my man in the know

The locals had never seen anyone 6'5" and 20 stone!

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😆


 
Posted : 14/03/2013 5:26 pm
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^ nearer to 5'6" than 6'5" 🙂


 
Posted : 14/03/2013 9:24 pm
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^ nearer to 5'6" than 6'5"

At least i got the numbers right 😆

EDIT: Is there such a person who is 6'5" and 20 stone?


 
Posted : 15/03/2013 9:27 am