MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
well as my last post has been lost.
please tell me about your improvised cooking techniques.
i have just seen a guy steam a fish in wet newspaper. that sort of thing
Did someone say something evil or was it just an accident?
My oven has been broke for two years plus now so I cook pizza in a frying pan first to cook the base and then Finnish it off under the grill. You wouldn't know the difference.
Does that help.?
someone posted a picture of a naked bird in a sauna. Wrapped in newspaper. I reckon anyway...
I remember an article a way back about cooking roadkill on your engine.
bunny wrapped in foil with herbs, wired onto exhaust manifold, 45miles at 2000rpm, job's a good 'un.
I've cooked sausages on a camping trip using the sun and a magnifying glass !
I've also cooked a soft poached egg by cracking it into a condom and holding it under my armpit for and hour while I went for a ride on my bike.
Plus, rather controversially, I've warmed up a tin of soup by placing it deep inside the intestines of a recently deceased elephant.
I've poached sausages under the chin of Roy Hattersley whilst we were sheltering beneath a giant oak tree during a thunderstorm, yes I know it was wrong, it just felt so right.
Can you poach a sausage? I think MrNutt may be exagerating somewhat!
If you'd said 'baked' a sausage under Roy Hattersley's chin I wouldn't have doubted it.
Did I mention the thunderstorm? the air was particularly damp, hence the term poached NOT baked.
NEVER question my culinary whatwithall.
Aah! In that case it all makes perfect sense. (Well about as much sense as the OP is going to get I fear)
i have started a fire with a 9 volt battery and wire wool. i have also snared a rabbit and squirrel. thats about all i have done.
oh i have warmed a can of soup, mince pies, sausage roll in a welding rod oven.
put it in at 8am ready for 10am.