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Just get jimmy 5 bellies to body slam him.
Gazza? Get the beers in!
Is five bellies there too!
& here comes Jimmy Nail to inerpret, 'put tha shoota doon noo or al blaa ya heed off!'
Well i hope they pop a cap in his arse - He's made me miss the start of the IT Crowd 😡
Just need PJ and Duncan there now and that's the full set 😀
will he risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
10 mile exclusion, i thought he had a shotgun not 30 mm cannon FFS
Paul the octopus predicts the police will win the final.
Will cheryl get off her sickbed as well
bedtime Drac, thats 2 dodgy one liners in your last 3 posts, put the glass down and step away from the beer
Don't know where this "10 mile exclusion" came from but the news crews seem a lot closer than that. Or they have some SERIOUSLY good zoom lenses.
Theyre practically on the otherside of the buildings.
A famous thick Geordie is coming to end. Cheryl cole has malaria.
Blimey, Gascoigne's there now.
What a dilemma for the police marksmen...........who to shoot.....
What would Gene Hunt do?
start up the Audi
Rrrrob Herrrdman seen a man rrruning dukn dooon.
What would Gene Hunt do?
Or a Gene Hunt/Jack Regan combo:
"Moat!, you're surrounded by armed bastards, and we haven't had any dinner!!!"
**** me how hammered was gazza
Some words of wisdom from Gazza there. "He's been causing something of a kerfuffle" PMSL 😆
gazza sounded like he was having a good night based on his radio interview.
Poor chap, what a mess.
Paul Gascoinges just arrived on the Raoul Moat scene. Police say he is trying to talk some sense into the daft **** but Gazzas taking no notice
"This man, believed to be Raoul Moat was seen lying on the ground as police moved in around him"
Apparently the BBC have recognised him from his a**e and his covered armpit.
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And the jeans with 96 printed on as a eyewitness described earlier.
Ah, that's alright then,:)
moat is gonna wait till dark wen the fuzz have their night vis on and pull out a very bright torch 😛
😯
I thought you were kidding about Gazza!
Chippy's closing in 10, Raoul!
Oh shit wife just raised a point. If it's not over by a 7am I may be sent over.
Ffs tornados fly over here all the time. They have military vehicles through daily there not new.
Drac - What do you do, if you don;t mind me asking.
I couldn't believe sky said that, clowns. You gotta love the media.......
Paramedic it's in my area.
Can we have a summary for someone who's been listening to iPlayer all evening???
/edit - nm, found a timeline here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10500959.stm
you best drag corky out the pub now if he's on with you tomorrow. Otherwise he'll be regalling you of stories of how things like this were a daily thing in Gateshead.
though knowing him you've probably heard them all before......
Haha when I was in getsheed. He's off all weekend was on during the week.
You certainly know him.
Grrrrrrrrr!
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Jesus - just caught Gazza on Real Radio - he's Donald [Ducked].
It will all be Ok, Gazza has brought some fishing rods with him, and some cans of Lager. Result.
From the Telegraph site
The retired footballer, 43, said he was a "good friend" of Moat and had brought him a "can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm".
Reacting with shock to the news Gascoigne was in Rothbury, his agent Kenny Shepherd said: "He's doing what? I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless."
Genius
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Yeah pmsl when they appeared on tv early a classic pic.
Gazza:
'I've brought him a dressing gown, a fishing rod and, you'll laugh, a can of lager... I'll have a chat with him'
That'll sort it then!
Haha poor gazza.
Drac he told me he went to Rothbury for a quiet life and a safe place for him, Tracy and the kids 😯
I can't believe Gazza has turned up, truly bizzare. Apparently he took moat a can of lager and a bit chicken! He could do with another spell in a secure unit poor bloke
What gazza actually said was:
"Yerno, i'veee knern moat fur a wyle like. He wus alwayz a birrof a gent lyke, so somewunz ryled him or something". He was bloody wrecked by the sound of him. 😕
Yeah that was the plan White. Currently it'll be like he never left.
this update on here is better than the beebs own one
The mrs said to me at 9.30, I'm bored with the telly what does stw say about this.....
Dear sky,
Stepping stones are usually in rivers not on the road.
Is fourcrossjohn actually chris Ryan/Andy mcnab/4th man on the balcony.....*delete as appropriate
skills guiding
why am i any of them?
'the trunk of a tree, looks like steel super structure' ????? with leaves growing out of it???? come on Sky I know its been a long shift but ffs
Rambo III is on ITV4.
It's the one where he fights off those nasty people who invade Afghanistan...
Blimey I got his location spot on. All that based on a manhole cover.
Drac-give sky some decent pics if you end up there, or even better get on telly with
"I knew where he was from the man hole cover" 10 bonus points if you get STW into the interview 😉
He's behind you......
skills guiding why am i the afore mentioned men?
Haha. If I was to end up there we'll be tucked around the corner at the tennis courts.
good to see the local councillor looking smart on the tv at midnight, clearly a career politician in the making.
just seen the weather forecast, doesn't look good for the nght ahead.
I'll make no comment on the councillor. Yeah raining for the first time in weeks.
white101 - Member
good to see the local councillor looking smart on the tv at midnight, clearly a career politician in the making.
just seen the weather forecast, doesn't look good for the nght ahead.
His comments about the potential tourism boost for the area were particularly galling.
Thing is he's right it'll have the harry potter effect.
Fourcross. Your earlier statements on weapons,damage levels,armour....
Given the circumstances (1 dead, 2 seriously injured) it's not the thing to say, particularly from a councillor.
Like I say I won't comment on a local councillor. Draw your own conclusion based on that comment if you'd like to.
thing is these 'opportunities' come along few and far between for local councillors or indeed local media and they have to make the most of a situation to improve the cv. its a sad inditement, but all to common.
I was at the ACPO conference in Manchester last week and saw Sue Sim wandering around, my colleague said ' is she an extra from that gene hunt show?, all that 80's hair thing gong on'
****ing hell. Why are the rozzers so shit with anything involving a firearm?
They're even trained by the best, so that's no excuse.
Spineless or brainless, gotta be. Should leave the big boy stuff to big boys I say and take the police far, far away from lethal weapons.
?? expand on that, not sure i get you point
shit gazza needs some help, thats just fubar.
i was in the same restaurant as gazza last night, should have got his autograph- might have been the last one he ever gives.
he also went to the toilet about 5 times, so he's probably still high as a kite 'i know what will stop a man topping himself- a spot of fishing and a tinny' 😆
Type Raoul Moat into Google Maps.
Why the police didn't do this earlier I don't know.
So he's been shot, no idea who by. Here's hoping he's just injured and recovers enough to go to prison.
Gazza last spotted trying to get into the hospital with his fishing rods and a bag of casters !
BBC now reporting that he's shot himself.
All over sad story but at least no other people were hurt.
A troubled mind is at rest now.
A guest-house owner, who did not want to be named, told the BBC: "He actually said, the one thing that sticks in my mind, 'I haven't got a dad'... and he also said that, 'nobody cares about me.'"
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After everything, he was a human being too. Sad indeed.