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Don't be silly, we'll go when it's dark.
If you can guess how many there are, you can have both of 'em.
'Weeeeeee'.
Bavit Daily? Who's he?
j'ya think he suarus
Remember being told a 'rude' joke when I was very young with the punchline
"yes, it is isn't it"
but never really got the joke. Took a good few years before I realised the punchline was actually
"yes, it DOES doesn't it"
which makes much more sense 😀
Jock the coalman!
"No", whispers the choir boy "I think it's the reflection off her shoes"
"MOO!"
"ah yes, he apologies for crapping in my pants too"
Wigan address!
All right lads, tea break's over. Back on your heads.
Haven't read the preceding five pages so apologies for any repeats
1/ E-wa Woo-wa (an old one)
2/ you can never tell what dangers are lurking in The Shadows (a current one)
3/ cos you're givin' it all that! (a pub one)
4/ Cos I shat in mine (a very old Peanuts one)
5/ A super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis (a religious one)
okay, read 'em now and no repeats! Here's a few more:
6/ she choked on her own Vimto
7/ Jeremy Beadle - twice!
8/ So I gave her one
9/ Don't throw sand in his eyes!
Cos Hanns that does dishes can be soft as Jarvais with mild green hairy lip squid
I SAID...BUMMING MAKES YOU DEAF!!!
It's pronounced "[i]quiche[/i]", Mr. President.
You can beat an egg, ......
Never let a day go by
Until I discovered Smirnoff
And I thought Smirnoff was a good drink until I discovered....
One can make your whole day but the other makes your whole week