[Closed] Public toilets.....

What sort of grown man is so inhibited that he has to go in a cubicle to pee?

Why does that matter to you? I do sometimes, and I'll do as I bloody well like thankyouverymuch!!!!

I sometimes have to use them if the urinals are too low. I get two streams at 90deg to each other, if the loos too low I get wee on the man next to me.

So I sit down in cubicles instead.

As for the rest, it's rank, and will mainly be homeless people (I think?)

Oops. Someone been caught short recently 😕 😳

Because you probably pee on the bloody seat peter

No, I don't. And if I did I'd clean it up. AND flush!

I'm now going to take pleasure in using cubicles as often as possible, now I know it annoys people! 😛

Maybe the urinals were full, maybe it was kids who can't reach the urinials there's lots of reasons I always wipe the seat anyway so it makes no odds.

My wife says the womens toilets are disgusting. Piss and turds everywehere. Mucky bitches

I've made some life long friends in public toilet cubicles... IMO they're glory-hole-ous.

Gyms as well, don’t forget gyms.

I’m convinced that every Saturday morning somebody who goes to my gym brings in a bucket with a week’s worth of his “business” in it then throws it at the toilet from about 20 feet away.

Hmm. On the whole I agree, but:

1) There are quite a few openly gay blokes in my office - perhaps they go in a cubicle so they don't get accused of having a quick peek?

1 again) If you have button flies, how else do you undo/do them back up again without releasing the top button (and therefore your belt)?

You need one of these.

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Is that a spend-a-penny-farthing?

Is that a porta-loo? Or a poopa-scooter?

It's an on-one.

I'd love to try a big drop on it!

Torm, how do you think it handle the downhill runs out the back of yours?

Every time I see a bloke go into a trap for a wee when there's perfectly servicable urinals free, I think to myself, "micropenis."

i needed one the first time i [s]had[/s]did the runs out the back of torms, however the second time through its much less daunting... managed to cope with just a catheter running into a drinks bottle on the frame

Torm, how do you think it handle the downhill runs out the back of yours?

I think it would certainly catch any leakage inspired by some of the larger drops.

Public toilets are there for men to meet other men for unprotected sex.

Cougar - there's a guy at our place who avoids the urinals because he's hung like a shire horse.

Crikey - if it were me, I'd use it as a keyboard wrist rest.

I guess the people who p1$$ all over the place in public toilets and then leave it there for someone else probably do the same at home.

bunch of animals.

Kev

maybe he has prostate problems and it takes him ages to start

maybe he has an uncontrollable stream due to a variety of embarrassing problems

maybe he trickles at the end and he needs to dab it dry

maybe he has one of the whole other raft of embarrassing willy problems that means he either needs to use a cubicle or feels more comfortable using one. have a bit of thought.

this is why i never slag another mate if he goes in the cubicles, you never know whats going on doon there. also why the 'more than three shakes and its a w#nk' brigade are outing themselves as wet panted fuds. no no mate, i will shake it until im sure its dry.

maybe he has one of the whole other raft of embarrassing willy problems that means he either needs to use a cubicle or feels more comfortable using one. have a bit of thought.

If I were in such a position, I'd close the door for a bit of privacy, and maybe have a sit down. If you use a cubicle for a wee and stand there with the door open, the only problem you've got is going to be either a tiny willy or a deep-seated desire to have other men sit in puddles of your urine.

for some reason need to undo their flies, top button and belt to get it out

i need to undo my belt, undo my top button then unbutton the buttons AND then remove my trousers to untuck it from my socks then unwrap it from around my leg then use a pulley system to lift it to a suitable height for using the urinals.

this is the reason most men hide in the cubicles when i'm around. it does mean i walk funny (one leg heavier than the other with all that extra meat wrapped around it) but its better than having to carry it in a wheelbarrow in front of me at all times.

stand there with the door open

well that is a bit different

better than having to carry it in a wheelbarrow in front of my at all times

Just sling it over your shoulder and walk tall man.

Some well-hung people are modest. When others notice how far away they have to stand from the urinal they get envious and feel inadequate.

So to save the small people from feeling inadequate, the well-hung use the cubicle.
😆

us well-hung get fed up of the micropenises gawping at us at the urinals, same with communal showers at gyms and such, why is it that small men can't stop themselves from staring and obsessing over others penis sizes?

Having just used a loo at a service station I know exactly what you mean. First two traps had piss all over the floor and seat, the third contained an un flushed babies arm. Grim.

My wife says the womens toilets are disgusting. Piss and turds everywehere. Mucky bitches

Fairer sex my hairy white arse.

My brother used to clean the toilets in Debenhams in Harrogate - he said it was revolting what he saw in the ladies - as you say - crap smeared on cubicle walls, tampons equally smeared, filth everywhere.

northeners!

I like to dab with loo roll to ensure no dribbling leaks afterwards hence a cubicle for me if its clean... I havent got a medical problem or any form of OCD, I'm not a trickler, I just want to make sure I'm as clean as can possibly, cant see the problem with that.

Dont want other folks p!ss splashing on my shoes or trousers either (bigger problem with troughs than individual urinals).

The loos at my place of work broke (nothing to do with me).So we had to use the public ones across the road. They were quite clean im happy to report and there were no George Micheal esq incidents.

Some avoid urinals not because of a small penis, but because the thought of provincial wannabe hard men trying to suppress their homo erotic feelings make them feel uncomfortable.

The reason the female toilets are so ****ing horribly minging, is this strange obsession that women have with "hovering"

They think its clever to avoid sitting on the toilet seat (maybe they're afraid of catching "The Aids") - consequently, they lean backwards trying to Barnes-Wallis their waste into the pan!

one of my mates had kidney problems so if he peed in the urinals unpleasant blood n stuff so he always peed in teh cubicle where possible

Some dirty git it at our place easy rides the bog like it's a Harley Davidson. Consequently, he leaves skids on the front "wall" of the pan.

Some dirty git it at our place easy rides the bog like it's a Harley Davidson. Consequently, he leaves skids on the front "wall" of the pan.

Don't forget to mention the occasional sightings of [b]Brown October[/b]

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Slightly OT but the why undo your belt etc question made me think of it - anyone ever tried schoolboy p!ssing? I was introduced to it on a stag do last year. Every time you go to the toilet (urinal) you have to drop your trousers and pants to your ankles and pull your shirt/t-shirt up to your nipples, then lean back, thrusting crutch towards the urinal and p!ss.

The funniest thing ever, gets lots of bemused looks from other punters and has you in fits of laughter. Obviously better done in a group for backup, I've never tried it down my local on a Sunday lunch.

so this is where all the pricks hang out?

Well, tonyd, I've never tried it and I am never likely to, but it made me bloody laugh! 😀

There's a bloke at our office who stands at the urinal with his pants and trousers round his ankles.

I can't see how I can respect his opinion on anything...

Which way is he facing?

Isn't that what's known as an "informal invitational"?

There's a bloke at our office who stands at the urinal with his pants and trousers round his ankles.

Surely his trousers etc would get wet if the floor is the usual piss covered business.

Anyways, amazing what people can get worked up about. Next it will be the debate about wiping standing up or sitting down.

Wiping standing up? Surely you jest.

Somebody I know worked with a chap who went to the (work's) toilets, every Friday afternoon at 3:45 for a sherman.

Totally open about it apparently. As in "right... back in five, time for me Friday w@nk"

Pff.

Nothing to complain about at all.... try the public dumpers in China if you want the full experience.

I went in one in Xian, where the experiences went like this :-

1) Walk in all cubicles were squatters rather than sitters, all in action not one door closed!
2) Floor was awash, which I presumed was water until someone walked in saw the place was full so whipped JT out and promptly emptied his bladder onto the floor.
3) Desperate search for bog paper completed on discovery that for bog paper read buying a pack of tissues (i.e. Kleenex) from the attendant, so crisis over.......until the bit when you realsie that regular tissues do not have the substance that bog paper does....cue vigorous hand washing!

Think you've had it hard Pah!

I went into a pub in Barnsley many moons ago (no pun intended) and some dirty ****er had reversed into the urinal and dropped off the kids.

I've experienced a Chinese Public Shithouse too.

Busting for a dump on arrival at Ningbo airport. Walked into the khazi, surveyed the scene as outlined above, walked back out again and took the chance that the trip to the paper mill was a) not too long and b) not too bumpy.

I was rewarded with 5 minutes in the Production Director's marble and gold fitted throne room. It was like the booking hall of Grand Central Station in there... but with onyx taps and a fish tank.

b'mitch must have been wearing his knitted opposite day suit mr starship! <harry hill voice>poo in the urinals, stand up wee in the cubicles.... opposite day!!! :D</harry hill voice>

Wiping standing up? Surely you jest.

50/50 split apparently.

LOL at Harry. Similar stories, in fact I got into the habit of never missing the opportunity of a European style loo.

One factory that I went to, coincidentally also in Ningbo, had managed to build a really top quality loo in the reception area, however the downside being that some halfwit had decided that it would be the height of style to put the entrance doorway on the far side of a wapping great carp pool, about 5 metres across. So access was via stepping stones. Not good when you are hunched up with a pucker fact 10 butt wrecker imminent.

Worst public loos on my travels have been at Frankfurt Airport. No room manoeuvre if you've got your hand luggage with you and need to change after 14 hours in cattle class next to some evil smelling b'stard. Double bad if the hook on the door is broken as the floors are filthy.

The ones in Karachi Airport were ace. Good job too as I spent 9 hours in there with an arse like a water fountain 😳

I had to pay £2 in Egypt airport for toilet paper...the guy cleaning the gave them to people when they needed them (and then collected them from the cubicle afterwards).

I only had a £2 coin...I should have wrestled him to the ground and wiped on his trouser leg.

I also walked into a Hong Kong toilet only to discover that either, a) someone had stolen the toilets and doors, or b) they had forgotten to install them.

Everyone else seemed happy...even got a friendly smile from someone curling one out.

Many years ago in Paris...
'local' bar, needed to go urgently. And as a young lad I was most perplexed why there wasn't any toilets, just what looked like shower cubicles.
Oh.
To compound it they had saloon style doors on them too, so standing for a p1ss was easy enough, and somewhat private, where it mattered.
Taking a long drop and squatting down had the effect of not being able to see out and one's 'tackle' being hung low and highly visible.
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And...
Advice: Don't ever have a hangover vomit into a toilet that's fed by sulphur rich bore water. I bent over, retching, took a breath and then damn near passed my ring up through my throat.

I was in the toilet in a Geant supermarket in Provence. I'd just got up to full flow when a young mum walked in, stood her young son on the urinal next to me, got out his widge and said "vien". He proceeded to pee. I looked at her, she looked at me (eyes) and then looked down to check out my undercarriage. Cheeky French mare 😳

She was just making sure that she didn't trip over it.

Why does everyone assume that those who use the cubicles to pee are gay? surely those that want to pee openly in front of other men do so becasue they want to be more manly.

Feel the love.

My final disgusting foreign khazi story for today.

Many years ago a colleague of mine was involved in the installation of two paper machines in Iran. (A paper machine is the size of a ship). Between the two was a central electrical room from which cable trenches were cut into the floor out to the machines. It wasn’t until they were pulling the cable from the central room to machine two that they realised that the local labour had been using the trenches as makeshift toilets. Nasty.

hora - Member
Public toilets are there for men to meet other men for unprotected sex.

Only the toilets [i]you[/i] frequent, Hora...

I don't concern myself what goes on in public loos. I just go in to urinate, and sometimes defecate (only if it's clean).

Stikes me some people on here spend quite a bit of time hanging around public loos, given the amount of stories... 😯

I don't concern myself what goes on in public loos.

Come to think of it... I didn't think we saw you at the SwinleySexyAfterPartyRide.

hora - Member
Public toilets are there for men to meet other men for unprotected sex.

If this is true for women and the ladies public loos then I'm going in to catch a show 😉

tonyd - Member
Slightly OT but the why undo your belt etc question made me think of it - anyone ever tried schoolboy p!ssing? I was introduced to it on a stag do last year. Every time you go to the toilet (urinal) you have to drop your trousers and pants to your ankles and pull your shirt/t-shirt up to your nipples, then lean back, thrusting crutch towards the urinal and p!ss.

The funniest thing ever, gets lots of bemused looks from other punters and has you in fits of laughter. Obviously better done in a group for backup, I've never tried it down my local on a Sunday lunch.

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Best not in Brighton or Manchester.

Every time I see a bloke go into a trap for a wee when there's perfectly servicable urinals free, I think to myself, "micropenis."

I know some one who always uses the trap and I've also seen him turned down by a professional lady as he was too big.